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2023 Aug 15, 12:55pm   4,609 views  117 comments

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108   WookieMan   2024 Dec 25, 8:35pm  

DOGEWontAmountToShit says





Ouch... 5'2"? If JD runs he'd be a god damn midget next to him. Even Desantis would tower over him. Sorry, short men are angry. He's Jewish if I recall (Shapiro... lol). So he loses a ton of votes right there. Loses women votes because he physically looks weak. Loses all muslims. 10% deficit out the gate unless he's that charismatic.

Dems have no one currently. They're going to go for a woman of color is my prediction. This is an extremely precise prediction. Lauren Underwood, IL as the Female Barack Obama. I don't think she has the foreign policy balls, but I think she'd do well domestically. Her current staff are solid people. Biased because I've met her multiple times, but she's got Michelle Obama attitude without the dick. It could win and she'd be 42. Old enough and she hustles.

I wouldn't vote for her, but don't be surprised if you hear the name in 2026-27. In heels she probably pushes just under 6' but doesn't look like a gorilla. Shitty black hair, but that's common. If I was a Dem strategist she's top 10 on the radar. Mostly rural purple IL district, so from what I know she's not extreme left.
109   Ceffer   2024 Dec 25, 10:05pm  

One surprising thing about my nephew's's Stanford 'elite' 'children of the Gods' friends was how lawn ornament short many of them are. One had to wonder if there was some kind of karma regression there.

Shrubbie Bush also had a rep for sucking his fellow student's cocks at Yale. How Skull & Bones & Monarch Scherf of him.
110   SunnyvaleCA   2024 Dec 26, 5:56am  

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

SunnyvaleCA says


California could run two high-speed rail lines that at least break even


Not really. The cost isn't just the ticket but also time. And since this train will be making many stops along the way..

Weird, I never wrote that. I text-searched this entire thread. Plus, I don't think any high-speed train could be profitable in California.
111   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Dec 26, 7:36am  

SunnyvaleCA says

Weird, I never wrote that. I text-searched this entire thread. Plus, I don't think any high-speed train could be profitable in California.


You 'posted' it. https://patrick.net/post/1379958?start=70#comment-2126095
112   Patrick   2024 Dec 26, 7:36pm  

stereotomy says


I think Trump needs to take all the convicted criminal rapefugess, load them into locked steel containers, and set them adrift out to sea, where they can roast and cannibalize each other until they die. The remainder who haven't committed crimes can just join in the mass deportation.


Anyone invading the US should be met with heavy machine gun fire.

I mean it. Either we have a border or we don't.
114   WookieMan   2024 Dec 27, 10:39am  

Patrick says

Anyone invading the US should be met with heavy machine gun fire.

I mean it. Either we have a border or we don't.

Should just be motion sensing machine guns. You don't need anyone besides maintenance. Easily doable. If within 100'-200' you're getting 500 rounds a minute tossed your way. Put down land mines in front and behind the wall. Build a basic cheap fence and put 4,000 german Shepard's 1/2 mile off the US side of the wall for those that trench. Trained to attack. Male and female so they can fuck and reproduce. Make sure the mines need 100lbs of force to discharge.

Could also put some fresh water sharks (bull sharks) in the Rio Grande. We should be putting animals to use more often. We used to have a service put German Shepards in condos being built for security so copper and tools wouldn't be stolen. Animals are great weapons.

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