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European shoulder bags.

Dylan Mulvaney is gay. He's not a trans-sexual.

Grown ass men wearing a football jersey with another man's name on it.

Yeah, I have a closet full of those. I didn't realize I was gay in my 30's but fortunately I grew out of it.

How about other things that are just fucked up?
1. Mexicans would wear their baseball caps backwards as they rode in the back of trucks so the wind wouldn't blow them off their heads; now guys go around wearing baseball caps backwards indoors, or at night, etc.
Take off those idiotic hats unless you're in the sun and wear them correctly.

2. Those shoes or sneakers which are like thick rubber socks. Those look so fucked up.

3. Going to the gym with the girl you're presently fucking; give it a break, you're spending too much time with her.

4. Walking around holding hands with some female; exception is if she's hot and 25 years younger than you, you're forgiven for showing off I guess.

Shaving your chest hair is gay.

Obama 'hitting' golf balls. I've seen 80 year old women hit the ball with more authority.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6-e-pxc7gY

RayAmerica says

Obama 'hitting' golf balls. I've seen 80 year old women hit the ball with more authority.

That was bad. He's not that old either. I just drove the green at Torrey Pines North #7 (par 4) last weekend and I was playing like shit. It doesn't look like Obama could hit a ball further than 220 if that. No point in golfing if trying to hit from the tips OR "mens" tees or you play the senior or women's tees... which is gay.

stfu says

Grown ass men wearing a football jersey with another man's name on it.

Yeah, I have a closet full of those. I didn't realize I was gay in my 30's but fortunately I grew out of it.

I never wore a jersey with a player's name on it (I have a Dallas jersey with my own name on it. It that gay?) but I also never saw it as gay. But, the only time I think I would ever wear one is at a football party/game.

GNL says

stfu says

Grown ass men wearing a football jersey with another man's name on it.

Yeah, I have a closet full of those. I didn't realize I was gay in my 30's but fortunately I grew out of it.

I never wore a jersey with a player's name on it (I have a Dallas jersey with my own name on it. It that gay?) but I also never saw it as gay. But, the only time I think I would ever wear one is at a football party/game.

PeopleUnited says

GNL says

stfu says

Grown ass men wearing a football jersey with another man's name on it.

Yeah, I have a closet full of those. I didn't realize I was gay in my 30's but fortunately I grew out of it.

I never wore a jersey with a player's name on it (I have a Dallas jersey with my own name on it. It that gay?) but I also never saw it as gay. But, the only time I think I would ever wear one is at a football party/game.

$350 for a jersey is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
I bought a cheap used jersery long ago and replaced the player name with my own.

CNN
https://patrick.net/post/1240230/2014-03-25-cnn-comes-out-as-gay

Bud light

San Francisco and Washington DC.

Booger says

Shaving your chest hair is gay.

That is why I have my barber do it for me.

gender pronouns, instant gay.

Hair knots. Nothing says soyboy gayster like a hair knot.

HeadSet says

Booger says

Shaving your chest hair is gay.

That is why I have my barber do it for me.

When I used to jump rope a lot, and I'd do it for an hour a day, I had a friend suggest that I shave my armpits.

You know what hair is for? Lubrication. Shaving body hair is gay, but beyond that, stupid.

Always wearing sandals, especially if worn with white socks.

RayAmerica says

Always wearing sandals, especially if worn with white socks.

I thought that was more "nerd" than "gay."

Fulton County GA sheriff:
https://vidmax.com/video/222791-looks-like-the-sheriff-of-fulton-county-who-insisted-on-getting-a-mugshot-of-trump-was-in-a-gay-sex-scene-in-a-web-series

https://www.toddstarnes.com/politics/bulletin-man-tells-tucker-he-smoked-crack-had-sex-with-barack-obama-twice/

RayAmerica says

Always wearing sandals, especially if worn with white socks.

I don't wear socks with them, but I'm 90% in sandals outside of work. Broken heel doesn't go away. Always pain. So I wear sandals even in the winter if the snow is 1-2" or less. It's just easy too and the padding helps without having to dick with shoes. I get not liking looking at feet and toes, I think they're gross myself. It's just easy and relieves pain for me.

Socks with sandals, hells no.

HeadSet says

RayAmerica says

Always wearing sandals, especially if worn with white socks.

I thought that was more "nerd" than "gay."

I'd say more "practical" than either of those descriptions. With a heel strap and (added) glued in heel insert, I'm now in sandals 90% of the time. Sockless when sailing or on the sandy beach; with socks in colder weather or when I want a little more chafing protection.

RayAmerica says

Obama 'hitting' golf balls. I've seen 80 year old women hit the ball with more authority.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6-e-pxc7gY

At least he's wearing his MAGA hat!

SunnyvaleCA says

I'd say more "practical" than either of those descriptions. With a heel strap and (added) glued in heel insert, I'm now in sandals 90% of the time. Sockless when sailing or on the sandy beach; with socks in colder weather or when I want a little more chafing protection.

Yeah, sandals are just easy. I would say it's nerdy, though that depends on the sandals. Not gay though. I can't do the sock thing though. We go from hot and humid in the summer #wetbulb to basically a no humidity desert climate in the winter in IL. My feet get all dried up, so that's generally when I start wearing shoes and socks if there's snow on the ground.

There are shoes that look gay. Person may or may not be gay, but I'd never be caught wearing them. Basketball shoes are super gay in my mind. People pay thousands for a shoe you can get for $50. That's gay. I suppose people flip them for a profit, but it's fucking shoes. Flip a house or a car and make 5, 6, 7 figures on it. Maybe we need a retarded human thread....?

Lesbians not dating Transwomen with beards is gay.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/lesbian-who-refuses-to-date-a-transgender-woman-with-a-beard-gets-called-transphobic-and-even-threatened-for-speaking-out/ss-AA1ghwRq?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=f7bb7933b4f544d9920425d05eb42a1a&ei=24

This Vax ad:

Not allowing Clydesdales to transition is gay,

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/20/us/budwesier-clydesdales-tail-docking.html

This Marriott ad:



Although we do need to give them some credit for showing white men in their ad.