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https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/flaring-up-friday-may-17-2024-c-and

Echoing the joke of a trial in a Manhattan courtroom, yesterday in D.C. this happened in the United States Congress. I don’t really know how to react; maybe laugh and cry at the same time. The Hill ran the widely-reported story under its headline, “Chaos erupts in hearing as Greene, Ocasio-Cortez clash over ‘fake eyelashes’ jibe at Crockett.”

They temporarily suspended the session to calm things down. The Congressmen were there to hold Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt, for refusing to provide documents requested by committees. They ultimately did find Garland in contempt, but only along party lines, which might be what convinced Congresswoman Greene the hearing was a joke.

After Greene offered some remark about Judge Merchan’s daughter’s political connections and the judge’s obvious conflict, first-termer Jasmine Crockett (D-Tx) demanded, “please tell me what that has to do with Merrick Garland?” When Greene ignored her, Jasmine pressed the point, sarcastically sniping, “do you even know what we’re here for?”

“I don’t think you know what you’re here for,” Greene spicily responded. “I think your fake eyelashes are messing up what you’re reading.” According to the Hill, Greene’s eyelash exegesis instantly provoked outraged mayhem amongst the democrats on the committee, with Representative Cortez leading the charge.

I don't know if it's true, but it's believable.

Patrick says

Those on EIC already get direct payments.

https://nitter.poast.org/joma_gc/status/1898188203196350506#m

So let me get this straight. Jasmine Crockett gets elected November 2022, and according to her financial disclosure report had a net worth of $29,000 including stocks in Devon Energy, MGM Resorts, and Moderna. She also reported total student loans liability of $50,000.

Now her net worth is $9 Million, earning a salary of $174,000/yr.

Another DC miracle millionaire.
Mar 8, 2025

Jasmin Crockett looks like she smells like a walking talking yeast infection.

Disgusting grifter.

https://trendingpoliticsnews.com/illiterate-jasmine-crockett-ripped-for-unhinged-comments-after-trumps-capitol-address-mace/

Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) is once again under fire after delivering an incoherent rant in response to President Donald Trump’s address at the Capitol on Tuesday. The congresswoman’s statements, which included references to Greenland and Russia, sparked widespread backlash online, with critics calling her remarks “illiterate” and embarrassing.

During her unhinged remarks, Crockett struggled to form a coherent thought, saying, “I don’t even know why we fightin’ with Greenland. Why we fightin’ with Greenland? We fightin’ with Canada. We fightin’ with Mexico.”

“Yet we in love with Putin. What is happening? Like this is not America. This is a terrible nightmare. Somebody slap me and wake me the [expletive] up,” she said.

Ah, now I get it.

You know how some of the televangelists talk wierd? Use language in a way that it is not used in normal conversation?

There’s a point. And that point is to reach mentally ill people. There’s a subsegment of the us population that has menta defects, but it doesn’t prevent them from performing work or receiving a disability check or whatever. There’s a reason seniors are often the contributors to these guys. Creflo dollar, Peter Popoff, Benny Hinn, and Joseph Prince are great examples with Prince verbally being the easiest to spot. He almost never cites scripture, when he does he focuses on words in the passage rather than the intent and context, and repeatedly asks “yes yes?” In an effort to gain audience acknowledgement even when he is tossing up word salads.

Crocketts unhinged rants are entirely calculated and it’s how she fundraisers. The language makes no sense to anyone but people whose minds are scrambled. Straight hood, absolute conman.

https://freespeech1212.substack.com/p/how-jasmine-crockett-allegedly-got

How Jasmine Crockett (allegedly) Got Rich

After Just Two Years in Office, She Has Achieved Over $9 Million in Wealth

Jasmine Crockett took office January 2023 as US Congressional Representative for the 30th District in Texas. When she took office, she had over $40,000 in student loan debt. She was raised in a wealthy family going to private schools. She is NOT a hoodrat, even though she likes to behave like a TikTok influencer dancing like a rap video whore in the halls of the Capitol. Her salary is $174,000. ...

“Since January 2023, Crockett’s been a silent partner in a D.C. lobbying scheme run by “Capstone Strategies,” the same firm tied to Epstein’s financial trails. She funnels insider intel committee briefings on housing and infrastructure to clients like Big Pharma and real estate giants. On March 14, 2023, she met a Pfizer VP at a Georgetown steakhouse, pocketing $250,000 in cash for tipping them on a $1.2 billion NIH grant leak. The townhouse? Bought June 2023, title traced to a shell LLC (“JLC Holdings”) funded by that payoff.

Extortion Of Corporate Donors

Crockett leveraged her House Oversight Committee seat to shake down donors. In November 2023, she threatened a Dallas-based oil exec with a “public ethics probe” unless he wired $800,000 to her personal account (routing number ending 8472). The exec complied on December 1, 2023, funds laundered through a Cayman account and funneled into the $1.5 million loft purchase, closed January 2024. Her Oversight grilling of oil CEOs on March 6, 2024, was a front half the room owed her silence money.

Trafficking Kickbacks

Crockett is tied to the D.C. tunnel network. Specifically, the Rayburn House Office Building. Since April 2023, she’s taken a 10% cut ($1.2 million annually) from trafficking profits, brokered by a House aide (initials T.R.) who moves minors for elite clients. On July 9, 2023, she signed off on a ledger entry approving $300,000 for a “consulting fee,” which funded the $1.5 million lakefront cabin in Michigan, titled under her cousin’s name to dodge scrutiny. The cabin’s deed, filed August 2023, lists a $50,000 down payment cash from that kickback.

Her Fake NGO Grift

In February 2024, Crockett launched a “civil rights foundation,” “Justice for All TX,” raising $2.5 million from corporate sponsors (e.g., AT&T, $500k) under the guise of voter protection. The funds vanished $1.8 million went to her personal accounts by March 10, 2024, laundered through a Dallas car dealership she part-owns. The rest bought luxury goods, Rolexes, and furs shipped to her loft address, intercepted by a private courier on March 15, 2024.

Crockett’s $9 million isn’t luck or savings, it’s blood money. Her America First Media gig is a cover; the $174,000 salary is a pittance compared to the $5.5 million in illicit gains since 2023. Her properties are trophies of corruption, each tied to a dirty deal. She’s not alone; aides and fixers (e.g., T.R., a 34-year-old staffer with a $200k watch) handle the logistics, but she’s the ringleader.”

Somehow never occurred to me that Congressmen would simply sell secret government info to Pfizer etc.

Ah, so this is how she got selected, er, "elected":

Patrick says

If that money just accumulated in a forgotten account, fine. If it was withdrawn, then we have proof of fraud.

Soros Group and Open Society should be declared terrorist organizations.

And then wiped out using the military.