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WookieMan
2024 Aug 19, 8:39am
WookieMan
2024 Aug 19, 8:39am
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
I got all 20 and I'm not even that old. The curb scraper thing is new to me. Just don't hit the damn curb. Not that hard.
I got all 20 and I'm not even that old. The curb scraper thing is new to me. Just don't hit the damn curb. Not that hard.
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WookieMan
2024 Aug 19, 8:43am
WookieMan
2024 Aug 19, 8:43am
zzyzzx says
I've never had a problem with any car I've owned with electric windows. 7 cars deep and no issues. My first car did have manual windows though. Kind of a pain if I'm being lazy, which I am. Former smoker so just one window was not enough to get the smell out, so reaching over to the passenger side was a bitch. Thank god I quit that habit and got a newer car.
The vastly more reliable manual crank windows.
I've never had a problem with any car I've owned with electric windows. 7 cars deep and no issues. My first car did have manual windows though. Kind of a pain if I'm being lazy, which I am. Former smoker so just one window was not enough to get the smell out, so reaching over to the passenger side was a bitch. Thank god I quit that habit and got a newer car.
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komputodo
2024 Aug 19, 12:23pm
komputodo
2024 Aug 19, 12:23pm
Onvacation says
anyone remember those fake wide whitewalls that stuck to the tires? Also when they started making tires with white lettering and then red lettering and/or a red stripe?
Wouldn't want to scrape those whitewalls.
anyone remember those fake wide whitewalls that stuck to the tires? Also when they started making tires with white lettering and then red lettering and/or a red stripe?
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DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2024 Aug 19, 12:26pm
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2024 Aug 19, 12:26pm
clambo says
I have a bunch of these also.
My grandfather would give me a silver dollar when he saw me.
I have a bunch of these also.
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Ceffer
2024 Aug 19, 2:11pm
Ceffer
2024 Aug 19, 2:11pm
clambo says
Really? What did you have on him? The babysitter?
My grandfather would give me a silver dollar when he saw me.
Really? What did you have on him? The babysitter?
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HeadSet
2024 Aug 19, 3:26pm
HeadSet
2024 Aug 19, 3:26pm
Ceffer says
Oh, that is a bit tame for a Ceffer joke. We would expect something like "I bet you wondered why he paid so much for your dirty underwear."
clambo says
My grandfather would give me a silver dollar when he saw me.
Really? What did you have on him? The babysitter?
Oh, that is a bit tame for a Ceffer joke. We would expect something like "I bet you wondered why he paid so much for your dirty underwear."
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Patrick
2024 Aug 20, 9:07pm
Patrick
2024 Aug 20, 9:07pm
Onvacation says
I remember a Britannica volume "Chicago to Death".
The Chicago article started with (to the best of my memory) "While many people grow up suspecting that government is corrupt, children in Chicago grow up knowing it to be a fact."
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
Encyclopedia Brittanicas
I remember my old set from the 60s. Someone intentionally broke up the volumes so it said something interesting on the spine. My favorite:
I remember a Britannica volume "Chicago to Death".
The Chicago article started with (to the best of my memory) "While many people grow up suspecting that government is corrupt, children in Chicago grow up knowing it to be a fact."
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Patrick
2024 Aug 20, 9:10pm
Patrick
2024 Aug 20, 9:10pm
clambo says
I still have the silver dollars my grandfather gave me.
My grandfather would give me a silver dollar when he saw me.
I still have the silver dollars my grandfather gave me.
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WookieMan
2024 Aug 21, 2:02pm
WookieMan
2024 Aug 21, 2:02pm
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
I've got 137,135 unread emails... lol. 455 unread text. I think 11 voicemails. Fuck technology. I only talk and communicate with people I have in my contacts. I hate the phone.
I've got 137,135 unread emails... lol. 455 unread text. I think 11 voicemails. Fuck technology. I only talk and communicate with people I have in my contacts. I hate the phone.
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Onvacation
2024 Aug 24, 10:46am
Onvacation
2024 Aug 24, 10:46am
Inspired from the new big mac thread
"Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun."
"Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun."
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Tenpoundbass
2024 Sep 5, 10:16am
Tenpoundbass
2024 Sep 5, 10:16am
Who here has chased the mosquito truck down the street? The original cloud chasers.
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Tenpoundbass
2024 Sep 5, 10:18am
Tenpoundbass
2024 Sep 5, 10:18am
Who still has a huge 3 piece entertainment credenza in their Living room?
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Tenpoundbass
2024 Sep 5, 10:25am
Tenpoundbass
2024 Sep 5, 10:25am
When was the last time anyone saw creaseo treated wood? It used to be on every wood that was exposed to the elements and the wood would last for many decades. Now uncoated pressure treated wood will be ruined in a few seasons if not painted or covered.
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Ceffer
2024 Sep 5, 10:40am
Ceffer
2024 Sep 5, 10:40am
Tenpoundbass says
Who needs flouride when you have those things.
Who here has chased the mosquito truck down the street? The original cloud chasers.
Who needs flouride when you have those things.
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Ceffer
2024 Sep 5, 10:41am
Ceffer
2024 Sep 5, 10:41am
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
They knew they were in trouble when Skynet started masturbating to porn and playing computer games.
They knew they were in trouble when Skynet started masturbating to porn and playing computer games.
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komputodo
2024 Sep 18, 10:09am
komputodo
2024 Sep 18, 10:09am
Tenpoundbass says
telephone poles and RR sleepers in the 70s
When was the last time anyone saw creaseo treated wood? It used to be on every wood that was exposed to the elements and the wood would last for many decades. Now uncoated pressure treated wood will be ruined in a few seasons if not painted or covered.
telephone poles and RR sleepers in the 70s
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Karloff
2024 Sep 18, 3:39pm
Karloff
2024 Sep 18, 3:39pm
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
Reminds me of another one which could count as an age test:
"The WOPR has already fought World War III as a game time and time again. It estimates Soviet responses to our responses to their responses and so on. It estimates damage, counts the dead, and it looks for ways to improve the score."
Reminds me of another one which could count as an age test:
"The WOPR has already fought World War III as a game time and time again. It estimates Soviet responses to our responses to their responses and so on. It estimates damage, counts the dead, and it looks for ways to improve the score."
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stereotomy
2024 Sep 18, 5:23pm
stereotomy
2024 Sep 18, 5:23pm
komputodo says
I didn't recognize the "Blair" actress because of too much radical plastic surgery, but the "Jo" actress was more restrained in her surgery dalliances, so that I could connect the dots. It's funny, but as they get older, it's the fake smile that takes you back. Something about old dogs . . . .
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
I'm old and don't know who they are
I didn't recognize the "Blair" actress because of too much radical plastic surgery, but the "Jo" actress was more restrained in her surgery dalliances, so that I could connect the dots. It's funny, but as they get older, it's the fake smile that takes you back. Something about old dogs . . . .
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DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2024 Sep 18, 10:36pm
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2024 Sep 18, 10:36pm
komputodo says
Joe and Blair From Facts of Life
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
I'm old and don't know who they are
Joe and Blair From Facts of Life
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AmericanKulak
2024 Sep 19, 1:10am
AmericanKulak
2024 Sep 19, 1:10am
zzyzzx says
Easier to precisely crack the window. I still catch myself searching for the crank sometimes.
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
BUBO! Athena's gift to Perseus in CLASH OF THE TITANS.
The vastly more reliable manual crank windows.
Easier to precisely crack the window. I still catch myself searching for the crank sometimes.
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
BUBO! Athena's gift to Perseus in CLASH OF THE TITANS.
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DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2024 Sep 19, 7:17am
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2024 Sep 19, 7:17am
AmericanKulak says
He was briefly in the remake also.
BUBO! Athena's gift to Perseus in CLASH OF THE TITANS.
He was briefly in the remake also.
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