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Tenpoundbass says

Bicycle banana seats. A seat so comfortable, you could ride a hundred miles and not get swamp ass and butt hurt.
You didn't even have to stand on the pedals when you jumped a ramp, so your balls didn't get crushed like most bike seats today.

Eh, never had a good bike seat. Not a rider really, but when I do it sucks.

Not a brag and don't know the size of other guys nuts, but mine are big. Bike riding was a chore. Most I ever did was 15 miles and I couldn't walk for 3 days and I was in great shape in my 20's. So it wasn't the biking. My nuts were smashed for 90 minutes. Unpleasant.

I don't get the spandex queers that will ride 60 miles in a day. My nether region would be useless for at least a week. That's why I call them gay. They're receivers and not the pounder. Plus they just look gay either way.

WookieMan says

Not a brag and don't know the size of other guys nuts, but mine are big. Bike riding was a chore. Most I ever did was 15 miles and I couldn't walk for 3 days and I was in great shape in my 20's. So it wasn't the biking. My nuts were smashed for 90 minutes. Unpleasant.

I don't get the spandex queers that will ride 60 miles in a day. My nether region would be useless for at least a week. That's why I call them gay. They're receivers and not the pounder. Plus they just look gay either way.

That's because mushroom seats are very uncomfortable. Your balls are crushed right between your legs, and are on top of a hard ridge right between your legs. Even your inner thighs catch hell. Banana seats dip down in the middle, so if you're sitting more toward the back of the seat, you're not sitting on your nutsack.

Tenpoundbass says

That's because mushroom seats are very uncomfortable. Your balls are crushed right between your legs, and are on top of a hard ridge right between your legs. Even your inner thighs catch hell. Banana seats dip down in the middle, so if you're sitting more toward the back of the seat, you're not sitting on your nutsack.

Lol. Conversation I didn't expect today. I'm uncomfortable driving in a decent car for an hour let's put it that way. Hence why I like to fly. I can be uncomfortable for 2-3 hours, but not 5-8+ on a road trip. A bike for an hour and I'd be transgender because my balls would hurt so bad at this age I'd cut them off.

Sorry I derailed another thread, but I just don't think there's a comfortable bike seat if you have big balls.

Tenpoundbass says

Not a brag and don't know the size of other guys nuts, but mine are big.

Wait till you age some more and get LONG BALLS.

komputodo says

Tenpoundbass says

Not a brag and don't know the size of other guys nuts, but mine are big.

Wait till you age some more and get LONG BALLS.

You know you're old when you have to wear a ball brassiere to keep your nuts from dragging your guts to your knees.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

That was an easy one. I think my kids would get it to be honest. Don't know why, but I hated that show. Never got the appeal. It was annoying. I'd watch reruns as a young lad, but it kind of just sucked.

I guess I'm in the 2.8% who don't.

clambo says

I guess I'm in the 2.8% who don't.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

clambo says

I guess I'm in the 2.8% who don't.

Lol. I'm an architecture type. That house was cool, hence why I remember it even though I'm younger than most here. I'm surprised you don't know the house Clambo. It's iconic. Or you don't watch TV which is totally fine. I stopped.

I'll bite: is it from "The Brady Bunch"

It's not from "Leave it to Beaver".

Same actress. Aliens & Terminator 2

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

i could work with the small tittied one

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

My brother and I moved to South Florida in '85 Ironically my brother and I pulled into South Florida and stayed at a motel on A1A and Oakland Park, it's gone now. That night was the series premier of Miami Vice. We knew nothing about it and weren't anticipating it. But what a hit it turned out to be. I remember the extra work was a big thing down here during that series run. Lot's of talent agencies promising to get you a spot on Miami Vice, if you just pay them $150 for a head shot portrait.
I went to about 4 or 5 of them, before I realized it was a scam.

On this day 29 years ago, ‘From Dusk Till Dawn’ was released in theaters 🦇

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

On this day 29 years ago, ‘From Dusk Till Dawn’ was released in theaters 🦇

Jesus. I'm not a big movie guy but I've "watched" that movie a bunch. 29 years. Shit. Didn't realize it was that long ago. I'd watch that multiple times a day sometimes.... at that age.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

I wonder if it is still standing or got torched recently.

Ceffer says

I wonder if it is still standing or got torched recently.

Sold for $3.2 mill in 2023.

https://www.today.com/popculture/tv/brady-bunch-home-up-for-sale-rcna86176

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Still have my NES and play occasionally. I gave my 2600 to a relative about 15 years ago. He was 16 and really into retro gaming.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Don't have kids I presume? It's 2 bags now. Back and front. We had it easy. My kids wear one on the front and one on the back. They do sports, but still, way more than I ever had to bring to school. Throw in an instrument if in band. My oldest was able to get approval to leave his saxophone at school. For whatever reason they didn't like the theft liability.

I told him to just tell the principle we'll pay for it if it gets stolen. He's playing Baritone Sax now which is just too much with school/sports stuff. He'd need an entire row on the bus. Doesn't have time to practice at home so it stays in his locker.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Haha! I was right at the cusp of this backpack stuff happening in high school in the early 1980's. Before backpacks, we just had some books, maybe, and a folder. Kept our arms strong.

I remember me and others taunting friends, "Hey, you going camping?" I remember one girl sheepishly replying, "Okay, my sister got me this for Christmas. I have to camp for a while."

Soon enough I had one too. This continued into university. And, we just found more things we needed to carry around.

I cannot prove it, but I heard a story about an Asian little boy at school falling backwards down a flight of stairs at school due to the weight of the pack on his back. Hilarious.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

I went there for my 8th grade graduation.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

You better promise me
I'll be back in time
Gotta get back in time

28 January 1986. Today 39 years ago the NASA orbiter "Challenger" exploded shortly after liftoff, killing all aboard.