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12 years ago, the iconic "Chloe, we're going to Disneyland" meme was created.

We all had a Barlow pocket knife by time we were 10. Sit around whittling all day long.
My wife would lose her shit, if I handed my kids a knife as sharp as we played with.

Tenpoundbass says

My wife would lose her shit, if I handed my kids a knife as sharp as we played with.

Especially if your hand had a missing finger.

Hansen had to go off script. The kid went rogue.

Here's the exact moment that Charlie Brown adopted Snoopy 75 years ago.

Looking good for 76 and 86.

Jamie Sommers and Steve Austin

MolotovCocktail says

Looking good for 76 and 86.

I recognized them right away. That is pretty good holding up to age, I say.

This one stumped me. Maybe not so much of an age test (I'm thinking not so common to come across).



I just learned the G was referred to as

" 'Granny' gear—a super-low first gear in some old manual transmissions (like in trucks) for high torque at low speeds, like crawling over obstacles. In certain Porsches, 'G' means 'Gelände' (terrain) for off-road. Classic dad joke setup!"

I'm trying to come up with a dad joke.