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DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Lol. I'll never date again in my life knowing what I know. Fortunately I'm good for now. Who knows with our age and weird shit creeping up. Wife already had skin cancer. Minor. 70 shouldn't be a problem outside of a car accident. I think.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

I'm actually sick of the exaggerated slurping sounds AND how every gal now curses and moans in the exact same way like they're clones in the same Hoe Factory.

AmericanKulak says

I'm actually sick of the exaggerated slurping sounds AND how every gal now curses and moans in the exact same way like they're clones in the same Hoe Factory.

I'm a tip guy. Wife can handle the johnson, but I don't expect her to choke. You'll get me in 3-5 min on the tip no problem. Women lie, they don't like it unless they're desperate for a guy that's likely trash anyway. A good tip sucker is golden. Penetration is for sex which is still fun. BJ is tip tongue and light sucking. Ball massaging never hurts.

I think there may be some chemotaxis to blow jobs. Once they latch on, they tend to stay there a while even if they don't especially like it as a concept to begin with. They might get some endorphins or pheromones that prime them for the ride.

They also seem to like the shots across the bow. It's a messy confirmation of their ultimate attractiveness, plus the job is over and they can go back to dreaming of food.

AmericanKulak says

I'm actually sick of the exaggerated slurping sounds AND how every gal now curses and moans in the exact same way like they're clones in the same Hoe Factory.

Sounds like you have sampled quite a few babes to make that determination.

"100 men test positive for chlamydia, herpes and gonorrhea after gang banging porn star Lily Philips in one day."

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Not suggesting anyone do this. Not a threat. Women like this should be killed. I wouldn't even want to sleep with 10 hot chicks in a day if they were a good lay. I wouldn't be able to walk.

If I recall reading or watching something didn't most the dudes not get off? Sex in my world is when both parties orgasm. Just putting a dick in a chick with a stopwatch going and not getting off is pointless.

It's all about quantity, not quality these days.

stereotomy says

It's all about quantity, not quality these days.

#whores?

If my wife suddenly died I'm done. I know the whores would come out of the woodwork knowing I got $2M in insurance. "I've always liked you but knew you were married" types. Get fucked by someone else. I can go fuck a snow bunny in Montana or CO and fly back home and never see them again.

I think divorced or widows or widowers are damaged goods, which is what I'd be. It would be fun fucks outside my region but I'd stay single. Maybe pull a Rin with the right girl or one of my other two crushes which I'm not breaking up their marriages. I have enough respect not to do that. I'm cool being single and can skip the mingle.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Rigelian clap.

HeadSet says

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Rigelian clap.

If it's green, it's gotta be Rigelian.

Grok result from 'body count':

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

I never got involved in the cell phone dating apps like Tinder but plenty of others. I was pulling in chicks from Yahoo back in the day. Hot ones, the first one was pals with Patrick Swayze... Anyhow, you got more attention if you appeared to be online which was a huge time suck.

So what I did toward the later days, when I got sick of it was to log into a few, like Plenty of Fish, OkCupid and activate a browser extension that just refreshed my browser every n-minutes that I'd set it out - to keep from getting logged off and look 'active'

I'd check it every few hours or so to see who sent me messages AND I wasn't replying right away looking desperate. Worked like a charm.

Maga_Chaos_Monkey says

I'd check it every few hours or so to see who sent me messages AND I wasn't replying right away looking desperate. Worked like a charm.

I couldn't do dating apps. I get hit on more not caring. I don't know if having the ring on matters to women, but I'll still get one or two a month that are aggressive. I ain't straying, the wife knows it so I play along. It's kind of fun. Mind you I'm tall, but no model. I'm just a goofball and say stupid shit and for whatever reason some women like that. It's weird.

The desperate thing is on point though. I actually don't care and don't want to do anything with the women I meet. So I shoot the shit and say stupid stuff like I do here. Next thing I know they're rubbing my shoulder or back. When the wife isn't with me I've had 10's hit on me. I'm like what the fuck. The not caring attitude pisses them off I think and it turns into a sport if they're competitive. I'm not cheating though, so they can't get me and it escalates at times. I've gotten plenty of "what's your problem" bitchy talks from randoms.

I think women are more desperate than men per capita. Sure there are a bunch of desperate men, but I think women outnumber them. If the wife drops dead tomorrow, I'm not playing the game. It's not worth it and I'm at the age where it's damaged goods. I don't need that shit in my life. Or a partner that has no stake in my kids.

https://youtube.com/shorts/hfmA-7gmN6w?si=D5Vnc_vy0at3SkQx

Off the subject, I know 3 females here in Mexico who are completely bummed and freaking out that they're "old".

One is 45, the other two are 50. None have had children so they're not fat, don't have stretch marks, etc.

I'm considerably older but they all think they're too hagged out for me to have any interest in them.

Actually, they're partially correct.

On the subject of screwing "stretching out" a female's pussy; this is entirely false.

Interestingly some girls of small stature have plenty of "room", while some I have known who were big and tall were "tight".
Such is the nature of the surprise we get once things get hot and heavy.

clambo says

Actually, they're partially correct.

On the subject of screwing "stretching out" a female's pussy; this is entirely false.

Within reason, a chick's pussy will expand widthwise to accommodate most cocks. What women can't change is the length of the vaginal canal. If you're cock-punching that cervix, she's not going to like it for long unless she's a masochist.

clambo says

Off the subject, I know 3 females here in Mexico who are completely bummed and freaking out that they're "old".

One is 45, the other two are 50.

They are old.

Booger says

That likely never happened. The video of that event somehow will never be released.

I'm sorry, but the "sleeping with" euphemism for fucking just fails in this case. What is she, a severe narcoleptic that nods off every 10 seconds? There's no time to cuddle when you're working the pipeline.

I bet she didn't sleep a wink. That's a helluva lot of snoring.
Booger says

How is this even noteworthy? I bet the Korean sexual slave "comfort girls" in WWII fucked more Japanese soldiers. The only lube they had was the blood and puss from their traumatized vags to endure the sexual torture. In this case, for this slore, all the dudes were primed to jizz within seconds. Imagine 10 minutes per just to bust a nut - this bitch would be screaming in pain.

Now this is an event? WFT is wrong with women who would step up to globohomo propaganda to demonstrate that the strength of women is to endure infinite fucks, and that this is a badge of honor since, as that cunt HRC said "Women are the ultimate victims of war?"

Women left on their own get fucked up thoughts. It's up to men to bring them back to reality and show them how these thoughts lead to fucked up children.

Booger says

I wonder how the author turned out?