patrick.net

HeadSet says

And those will cheat on you/

That's why God invented the one night stand, but hope it doesn't require antibiotics afterward.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

Who goes out for $60 dollars. Chilis? Applebees? Usually $120 deep or more with the wife and I. $200 isn't rare.

WookieMan says

Who goes out for $60 dollars. Chilis? Applebees? Usually $120 deep or more with the wife and I. $200 isn't rare.

Poorer ppl. There's this entire world out there, ya know?

Some poor slob that got Rooked into taking her and her 2 kids to McDonalds.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

WookieMan says

Who goes out for $60 dollars. Chilis? Applebees? Usually $120 deep or more with the wife and I. $200 isn't rare.

Poorer ppl. There's this entire world out there, ya know?

Shouldn't be going out to eat then. That's when you know you're poor. I actually don't even like going out to eat. If I'm going out with just the wife and I it's not going to be trash food is my point. I'm a cheap date, I'll just get beer, but the wife might get a $12-15 cocktail. I'm not a steak guy unless I buy and cook it myself. She likes seafood. 2-4 drinks and food and we're at $120 easy. I think our biggest couples bill was $400 without tip in Chicago back in 2006ish.

I know there's another world out there. Your meme/screen grab implies $60 is a lot. It's not. Have three kids and let me know what that bill is when you go out to an above average restaurant. It's $200 minimum at above average places.

I prefer to just cook at home. I can cook and drink for 5 for under $20-30.

WookieMan says

I know there's another world out there...Your meme/screen grab implies $60 is a lot. It's not.

You just contradicted yourself.

WookieMan says

Who goes out for $60 dollars. Chilis? Applebees? Usually $120 deep or more with the wife and I. $200 isn't rare.

Not everyone orders so many booze drinks with dinner.

One favorite eatery for my wife and I is a local Italian eatery run by some Wops. We can get salad, garlic knots, pizza and sodas for less that that $60.

First priority: money. Second priority: more money, lots of money Third priority: money with status and a job that produces lots more money. Fourth priority: connections, fame, power, higher echelons of status, inheritances. Fifth priority: spending all that money and glitz on her. Sixth priority: winning, ingratiating, flattering personality Seventh priority: good looks and tallness. Eighth priority: life insurance in her name Ninth priority: future value as a divorce object.

HeadSet says

Not everyone orders so many booze drinks with dinner.

One favorite eatery for my wife and I is a local Italian eatery run by some Wops. We can get salad, garlic knots, pizza and sodas for less that that $60.

Eh, I'm not going to Olive Garden light. Two beers and a glass of wine are $20 alone. It's not like we get wasted.

I'm not buying anything under $15 for an entree. A good restaurant prices their food because they can sell it at that price. $25 an entree, $20 in a couple drinks and you're over $60 easy excluding sales tax and tip. That's an $80-90 dollar meal if you're not a cheapskate tipping.

I don't eat shit food. I go to the good places. We'll go to lower end places (non-chain) when we have the kids with us. With 5 of us we're easily $150 deep even then. We're also nearing the point of it being 5 adult meals. So it will probably be $200 per visit depending where we go. Do people not go out to eat anymore?

WookieMan says

I'm not going to Olive Garden light.

I was not aware that Olive Garden sold pizza. Anyway, my point was that I do not care how much you pay, you will not get better pizza. And not just pizza, around here I can go to certain family run restaurants and get fresh caught seafood (crabs, oysters and fish), great BBQ, or Chinese. The bill at these places will be for under $60 for wife and me. Now if you are talking high end steak places you can easily exceed $100. But I have never got a steak anywhere that was as good as my wife can cook at home, except for Peter Luger's in NYC and another steak house in Omaha.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

this thread went from this post to the price of dinner at olive garden.

komputodo says

this thread went from this post to the price of dinner at olive garden.

Notice that too, eh?

I'd refine that:

It's better to lease a new Honda, than to get a long time finance on a 3rd hard Mercedes with 500k miles that retails as if it was brand new at a 9% interest rate.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

komputodo says

this thread went from this post to the price of dinner at olive garden.

Notice that too, eh?

It does say meat tent,,,

HeadSet says

What is wrong with the cocktail waitress? Low paid? She would be better as a wife and mother of one's kids to a man who does not need a wife to support him financially.

My opinion is that men don't care about how much money their wife earns. What they do care about is how many dicks she has had in her. That hot waitress doesn't look like the maternal type. That scowling look on her face is probably what you would see 90% of the time with her and every time you went out with her, she would probably see someone who had fucked her. That being said, nothing wrong with fucking her. Just don't get it pregnant or marry it or you will have a life of misery.

16 women or 16 men while you were getting stuffed with multiple dicks?

I think this guy was a math major:

Looks like Caleb and Ryan at least are getting their boners shined.
DOGEWontAmountToShit says

"The average 22 yr old woman today has a higher body count than a 53 yr old woman."

HaHa, I was on a road trip with my friend just to drop his son back off at university. On the way, I opined that WNY was no place for a young man because the quality of pussy was far too low. My friend tried to refute my argument by saying that WNY is really close to Toronto, and that he had had experiences with these ladies. I said "that's fine for you, but how old were these women - mid-30's at least? Your son is looking for 20-23 year old women." He continued his argument, to which I conceded "Well, at the very least he can get some experience with these Canadian roasties to figure what he wants from a woman." That shut him down.

I was so happy I could use the term "roasty" in an actual conversation/argument.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Lol. I'll never date again in my life knowing what I know. Fortunately I'm good for now. Who knows with our age and weird shit creeping up. Wife already had skin cancer. Minor. 70 shouldn't be a problem outside of a car accident. I think.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

I'm actually sick of the exaggerated slurping sounds AND how every gal now curses and moans in the exact same way like they're clones in the same Hoe Factory.

AmericanKulak says

I'm actually sick of the exaggerated slurping sounds AND how every gal now curses and moans in the exact same way like they're clones in the same Hoe Factory.

I'm a tip guy. Wife can handle the johnson, but I don't expect her to choke. You'll get me in 3-5 min on the tip no problem. Women lie, they don't like it unless they're desperate for a guy that's likely trash anyway. A good tip sucker is golden. Penetration is for sex which is still fun. BJ is tip tongue and light sucking. Ball massaging never hurts.

I think there may be some chemotaxis to blow jobs. Once they latch on, they tend to stay there a while even if they don't especially like it as a concept to begin with. They might get some endorphins or pheromones that prime them for the ride.

They also seem to like the shots across the bow. It's a messy confirmation of their ultimate attractiveness, plus the job is over and they can go back to dreaming of food.

AmericanKulak says

I'm actually sick of the exaggerated slurping sounds AND how every gal now curses and moans in the exact same way like they're clones in the same Hoe Factory.

Sounds like you have sampled quite a few babes to make that determination.

"100 men test positive for chlamydia, herpes and gonorrhea after gang banging porn star Lily Philips in one day."