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Waiting for the results of the paternity test.

Misc says

Waiting for the results of the paternity test.

It'll be invalid because she was knocked up by one of Elon's clones.

Ceffer says

Misc says

Waiting for the results of the paternity test.

It'll be invalid because she was knocked up by one of Elon's clones.

While clones have some deviation in RNA, etc. Paternity tests can't distinguish enough between them, I think.

AmericanKulak says

This shit is better than 1st Season GOT stuff.

OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething says

While clones have some deviation in RNA, etc. Paternity tests can't distinguish enough between them, I think.

I should know this but I don't so I'll wild guess: different mitochondria which is a big deal.

From what I've seen of somatic cell nuclear transfer anyway it's just a needle aspirating the chromosomes out and and dispensing in the new cell.

These kid’s names (through no fault of their own ) are some of the worst. I’m debating which one is the worst name of the Shit storm. Is it techno mechanics or azure. Either way, a guy with this poor judgement in naming children should be on a short leash.

I hope people realize how wack the dude is. Fortunately for him he has billions to paper over his mistakes, a person with that poor judgement and no money would likely be in jail or dead by now.

Saxon and Strider are frickin' Metal.

AmericanKulak says

Saxon and Strider are frickin' Metal.

Great, now they will become the most popular baby names for 2025.

PeopleUnited says

I hope people realize how wack the dude is. Fortunately for him he has billions to paper over his mistakes, a person with that poor judgement and no money would likely be in jail or dead by now.

It's a name. I don't like them, so kind of in agreement. We have a weather guy named Dick Johnson here in Chicagoland though, like that was a good choice. We don't even say our "passport" names in our house. I'm Shrek. Youngest is Speed. Nephew Kman. Not gonna do the oldest or wife. Too much doxxing there as they're not far off from their real names.

I don't think the names really matter and there's probably an alternative motive to the names we don't know about. Ultimately you end up with nicknames anyway. I also play off what's around me. Shrimp was cooked tonight and I'll just call any kid a wet sock of shrimp or something stupid tonight. Changes the next day.

Either way Musk is autistic. Can't change that. But it helped him get where he is and likely just doesn't care. The kids will be well off and can always change their names.

Forget the placeholder, they should just stick with the name "Secret Love Child Musk". Can't be worse than X Ae A-XII..

Or just to break the pattern, call the kid "Bob" or "Mary".

13 is an unlucky number of children. He needs to knock up another kook right away.

Ceffer says

13 is an unlucky number of children. He needs to knock up another kook right away.

I suspect, he must be messing around simultaneously. At least 14 and 15 would show up soon in public.

Blue says

Ceffer says

13 is an unlucky number of children. He needs to knock up another kook right away.

I suspect, he must be messing around simultaneously. At least 14 and 15 would show up soon in public.

His life. As long as it's consensual who really cares. I've heard that women are allowed to keep their pants on. Novel concept.

OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething says

AmericanKulak says

This shit is better than 1st Season GOT stuff.

Musk just changed his X name to 'Werner von FurPie'.

He'll never top Brigham Young's personal best.

HeadSet says

Great, now they will become the most popular baby names for 2025.

Good, we need a break from Jayden, Aiden, Braiden, Payton, Clayton, Layton, Grayson, and Mason.

Ceffer says

He'll never top Brigham Young's personal best.

Go for the top. Try to beat Genghis Khan.

It's the jab:

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1892159795974537345

Karloff says

Go for the top. Try to beat Genghis Khan.

Or Ramses II, with 200 wives, 96 sons and 60 daughters.

HeadSet says

Karloff says

Go for the top. Try to beat Genghis Khan.

Or Ramses II, with 200 wives, 96 sons and 60 daughters.

When you get into these leagues, they really don't know whose sons and daughters they all are. Without DNA tests, it would be 'alleged' LOL! Even baboon colonies have the dominant males who sequester sexual intercourse being cucked in secret with 'boyfriends'.

Ceffer says

When you get into these leagues, they really don't know whose sons and daughters they all are

True, but then Ramses may have been getting some outside action as well.

HeadSet says

Karloff says

Go for the top. Try to beat Genghis Khan.

Or Ramses II, with 200 wives, 96 sons and 60 daughters.

Could you imagine the nagging?