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Folks, the amazing things about Trump's new CBP Home self-deportation app are two-fold.

One, it completely humiliates the Biden administration, which used the CBP One App to facilitate illegal immigration. The new app facilitates DEPORTATION.

Two, it perfectly utilizes the power of INCENTIVES while freeing up ICE resources.

Illegals who screwed up by coming here can self-deport by entering all of their information - the incentive is they won't be ARRESTED and BANNED from reentry if they do this.

Meanwhile, every self-deportation is one less deportation ICE must perform.

PLUS, you have to remember that ICE is primarily targeting known criminals. The kind of migrant who uses this app probably isn't top priority.

So not only is the Trump admin in a genius way repurposing the CBP One App, but they are actually going to be able to reach the less threatening illegals they may not have even swooped up in all of Trump's 4 years.

Incredible. I am impresssed.

https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/1899106688961052864

OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething says

Illegals who screwed up by coming here can self-deport by entering all of their information - the incentive is they won't be ARRESTED and BANNED from reentry if they do this.

What stops the illegal from filling out the form as requested, but then staying in the US under an assumed name? Then the illegal has covered himself if he is caught and deported and can still come in legally later under his real name.

BLACK LIVES MATTER PLAZA IN DC BEING DISMANTLED

HeadSet says

What stops the illegal from filling out the form as requested, but then staying in the US under an assumed name? Then the illegal has covered himself if he is caught and deported and can still come in legally later under his real name.

That's what biometric data is for. But you bring up a good point. What is stopping me from submitting that on behalf of my H1B co-worker, thus causing him a shit ton of headaches?

OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething says

A more real fear for Harvard would be that Trump may tax such endowments.

Oh no, Shitlibs!

Federal Court strikes down lower Court; allows Trump to cancel contracts for Jesuits' mass migration facilitation. States injunction is not a valid legal remedy that Federal Courts can provide; Refers complainants to the appropriate venue.

Ukraine agrees to Ceasefire Negotiations.



Gee, it's almost as if we hold all the cards!

Canada's 25% electric surcharge gambit fails within hours.

AmericanKulak says

Canada's 25% electric surcharge gambit fails within hours.

Why The Fuck is a provincial premier conducting foreign trade policy on behalf of Canada?

The previous administrations infiltrated Ukrainian agents into our country into all levels of government. Some are Intel legends and Monarch DPD spies. Trump is revoking the legal status of 240,000 resident Ukrainians. Ukeys were complicit in the assassination attempts.

Good thing they are halfway around the world. At least it dilutes them a bit.

OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething says

Why The Fuck is a provincial premier conducting foreign trade policy on behalf of Canada?

I think it was Ford, who is a classic corrupt cokehead.

AmericanKulak says

OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething says

Why The Fuck is a provincial premier conducting foreign trade policy on behalf of Canada?

I think it was Ford, who is a classic corrupt cokehead.

But why?

Our governors would be slapped down for trying this.

OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething says

Why The Fuck is a provincial premier conducting foreign trade policy on behalf of Canada?

Well, if a Province can conduct foreign policy a Province can also apply for statehood.

HeadSet says

Well, if a Province can conduct foreign policy a Province can also apply for statehood.

What happens when deportations are actually done, forced or voluntary.

OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething says

The US is meant to be a high wage, low iron cost of living, expensive luxuries, but low cost of doing business country.

Not a low wage, high iron cost of living, cheap luxuries, but high cost of doing business country

.

Just saw on Google News that the House of Representatives passed today a spending bill for remainder of 2025

One Democrat voted yes on it

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OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething says

The U.S. Department of Education employs around 4,245 civil servants, making it the smallest Cabinet-level department in terms of staff size.
Here's a bit more detail:
Washington D.C. Headquarters:
The headquarters and most operations are located in Washington D.C., with around 3,100 employees occupying parts of several buildings, including the Lyndon Baines Johnson Building.
Regional Offices:
Approximately 1,100 employees work in 10 regional offices around the country, representing the Department's programs and interests on a regional basis.

Bet the word got out that the US will pay a huge amount per Greenlander if the annexation goes through.

OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething says

OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething says

Lol, $1 billion? Not even close:

https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2024/10/18/harvard-endowment-grows-in-2024/

Harvard Endowment Jumps to $53.2 Billion, Delivers 9.6% Returns in 2024

Patrick says

Harvard Endowment Jumps to $53.2 Billion, Delivers 9.6% Returns in 2024

....ANNNNNNND they lose everything to lawsuits because they backed a pro-terrorist movement.

Trump grants asylum to Irish Teacher who was fired and imprisoned 500 days for refusing to use Trans Pronouns - on eve of Martin's St. Pat's Day Trip

Nothing that a 25% tariff can't cure.

National Gas price average now the lowest since March 2021.

Department of Government Efficiency
@DOGE Today, @NIH cancelled the following grants:

- $620K for “an LGB+ inclusive teen pregnancy prevention program for transgender boys”
- $699K for studying “cannabis use” among “sexual minority gender diverse individuals”
- $740K for examining “social networks” among “black and Latino sexual minority men in New Jersey”
- $50K for assessing “sexual health” among “LGTBQ+ Latinx youth in an agricultural community”
- $75K for researching “structural racism”

Eloi yesterday: Trump is Putin's puppet!

Eloi today: How can Trump do this!

- the largest American arts and crafts company is moving a bunch of its manufacturing from China to America to avoid tariffs

- Kash Patel says the FBI is actively investigating the swatting incidents

- Pegatron (Taiwanese AI server company) moving manufacturing to the US to avoid tariffs

- DNI Gabbard says they are aggressively pursuing IC leakers and will charge them with crimes

- Trump administration opens investigations into 45 universities, including Duke, Cornell and MIT, for DEI violations

- President Trump has a "very productive conversation" with Putin and is very optimistic that the war can be ended.

- Pam Bondi is arresting the left wing terrorists who are attacking Tesla dealerships and going after the people who are funding them

- Hamas supporters are getting arrested and deported. Some of them start self deporting with the CBP Home app 😂

- the UN has to cut 20% of its "migration staff" after President Trump cut their funding

- NATO secretary general says that Ukraine will not be joining NATO and relationships with Russia should be normalized after the war ends after his meeting with Trump yesterday

- Egg prices crash lower

- DOGE savings cross the $200 billion mark

- President Trump goes to the DOJ and gives a speech calling them out to their faces for what they did to him and telling them there will be accountability 🔥🔥
This whole speech was fantastic, definitely watch it if you haven't seen it yet

- Macro Rubio (that's what I'm calling Marco now) kicks South Africa's ambassador out of the country for being an anti American loser who hates President Trump

- multiple Senate Democrats break and vote for the CR. Shutdown averted, Democrat civil war is just getting started

- 4th circuit gives Trump a big win, allows him to keep cutting DEI grants

- finally, President Trump flies to Florida with Elon and little X, after helping his adopted grandson onto Marine One. Here's an adorable picture of that.

AmericanKulak says

Democrat civil war is just getting started

AmericanKulak says

Elon and little X, after helping his adopted grandson onto Marine One.

Lil X is Musk's son that Trump helped aboard.

AmericanKulak says

- Kash Patel says the FBI is actively investigating the swatting incidents

Were they not before? That's ridiculous. People can die from these situations. It's pure evil. If charged I assume it has to be a felony and some jail time? Complete waste of resources just to be child like and fuck with people.

Not a cop lover or hater, but it's an intense job. You get one newbie cop with an itchy trigger finger and an innocent person is dead over a troll. Screws up a lot of lives. That cop is going to have major mental issues. Swatting should come with a hefty required jail time of 10 years and you pay the wages for everyone involved for any follow up and the mental health of the victim.