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U.S.—According to sources, dozens of people around the country sat down last night to hear late-night talk show hosts tell them what to think about everything. Several viewers noticed the hosts opened up their very hilarious monologues with the same strange lines.
With a far-off look and robotic delivery, they all said: "We don't like Cuomo anymore. He used to be good, but now he's bad. You used to like him, but now you don't. Ha. Ha. Ha."
The dozens of viewers all laughed, having been given the cue to laugh when the hosts said "Ha. Ha. Ha."
"Wow, Governor Cuomo is bad. We don't like him now!" all the viewers said in unison.
According to experts, Governor Cuomo has been officially deemed bad by all the experts, even though he was good just a few short weeks ago. Experts also agreed that you should agree with them or you're failing to trust the experts, which is bad.
I am old enough to remember when governors of NY had to resign for using their own money to hire hookers...
https://babylonbee.com/news/we-dont-like-cuomo-now-says-every-late-night-host-in-perfect-robotic-unison
'We Don't Like Cuomo Now,' Says Every Late-Night Host In Perfect Robotic Unison
A celebratory book Gov. Andrew Cuomo wrote about his own coronavirus response has had its promotion paused by the publisher due to the federal probe into the state’s handling of the coronavirus in nursing homes, a report said.
Crown Publishing Group additionally has no intention of reprinting or reissuing Cuomo’s tome “American Crisis: Leadership Lessons from the Covid-19 Pandemic,” which was released last October, the company’s publisher Gillian Blake told The New York Times in a statement.
I am old enough to remember when governors of NY had to resign for using their own money to hire hookers...
Whatshisface was gonna feed his ego by actually going after Wall Street.
Ah, this is probably the true cause of his sudden downfall.
I can't find a link though, since the news is all so saturated with his scandals now.
I could never understand why Eliot Spitzer resigned for using his own money on a high class hooker. Compared to what the politicians and judges have been doing these days, he would qualify as a saint.
Maybe someone made him think about the safety of his daughters (like what happened to Seth Rich).
I wonder if that is what is going on with Trump?
We can’t run Trump again. He’s acquired way too much baggage, and far too much of it was rightly earned. The media has run millions of hours of negative propaganda against him as well and an investment like that tends to stick in voters minds regardless of objective truth.
We can’t run Trump again. He’s acquired way too much baggage, and far too much of it was rightly earned.
Tired of Republicans who cuck out constantly
He allowed that Marxist Election system to develop after seeing it in action in 2016 then again in 2018. The outcome of the 2020 election should not have surprised anyone that has been paying attention. It pissed me off that he let it happen, but I wasn't the least bit surprised that it went down the way it did. I fully expected it, as long as Trump was doing dick all to prevent it.
Exactly, guys who say "Sure, fuck my wife if you want, and you can fuck America too while you're at it. Just don't say anything bad about me."
We have an oligarchical dictatorship. Trump never had any power, except the power to speak.
The only thing that really worries me about him is that he went to Yale undergrad and Harvard Law. I'm suspicious of anyone who was indoctrinated in those pits of anti-white racism and hatred for America, but he does seem to have resisted that.Ben Shapiro seems to have survived Harvard Law School. I guess.
I can afford it; I’ll just use the money I made with GME stonk.
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