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https://babylonbee.com/news/we-dont-like-cuomo-now-says-every-late-night-host-in-perfect-robotic-unison

'We Don't Like Cuomo Now,' Says Every Late-Night Host In Perfect Robotic Unison

U.S.—According to sources, dozens of people around the country sat down last night to hear late-night talk show hosts tell them what to think about everything. Several viewers noticed the hosts opened up their very hilarious monologues with the same strange lines.

With a far-off look and robotic delivery, they all said: "We don't like Cuomo anymore. He used to be good, but now he's bad. You used to like him, but now you don't. Ha. Ha. Ha."

The dozens of viewers all laughed, having been given the cue to laugh when the hosts said "Ha. Ha. Ha."

"Wow, Governor Cuomo is bad. We don't like him now!" all the viewers said in unison.

According to experts, Governor Cuomo has been officially deemed bad by all the experts, even though he was good just a few short weeks ago. Experts also agreed that you should agree with them or you're failing to trust the experts, which is bad.

All NPCs lol

Leftist warlock burning! Trial by inane slogans, accusations, and KommieKunt platitudes! Cuomo will be the sin eater for the programmed lies and evil of the Progressives! A tasty Stalinist purge after the successful campaign to steal the elections!

Come on man. So he's guilty of some felony, federal record violations. Do you really think he's gonna be charged?

Hitting on women isn't a jail term offense.

Cuomo routinely made his female staff lick the mustard off of hot dogs while he masturbated. The man is a monster.

Of course, if he hadn't displeased his Globalist masters, he could have raped twelve year olds in Times Square and it would have never seen the light of day.

Democrat standard operation, we don't like u. They pay women around the person to say he assaulted them. Coumo, trump, n Kavanagh.
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Donald says

I am old enough to remember when governors of NY had to resign for using their own money to hire hookers...

Well, those govs did set a bad example for politicians. How dare they set the precedence of using their own money.

Patrick says

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-dont-like-cuomo-now-says-every-late-night-host-in-perfect-robotic-unison

'We Don't Like Cuomo Now,' Says Every Late-Night Host In Perfect Robotic Unison

It's funny when a lineup of men is more whore-ey than Kamala. They're going to love it when she's Pres. Hookers of a feather.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/08/publisher-of-cuomos-covid-book-stops-promotion-amid-probe/?utm_campaign=patrick.net

A celebratory book Gov. Andrew Cuomo wrote about his own coronavirus response has had its promotion paused by the publisher due to the federal probe into the state’s handling of the coronavirus in nursing homes, a report said.

Crown Publishing Group additionally has no intention of reprinting or reissuing Cuomo’s tome “American Crisis: Leadership Lessons from the Covid-19 Pandemic,” which was released last October, the company’s publisher Gillian Blake told The New York Times in a statement.

I wonder who exactly among the billionaires that Cuomo pissed off enough to have them attack him like this, and the harassment stuff too.

Donald says

I am old enough to remember when governors of NY had to resign for using their own money to hire hookers...

Whatshisface was gonna feed his ego by actually going after Wall Street. So they played the hooker card with him, the Compromat they had in case he went off the reservation and went off on them

The irony is that the far bigger scandal lies in the number of old people he murdered in nursing homes while bathing in praise and bashing Trump, but none of that matters because a couple of former whores now turned post-wall harridans can one last time telegraph their once sexual desirability and are now used as pawns to teach him a lesson not to piss off the wrong people while they enjoy a last endorphin-laden rush of popularity before fading into oblivion. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy lol. You reap what you sow.

MisdemeanorRebel says

Whatshisface was gonna feed his ego by actually going after Wall Street.

Ah, this is probably the true cause of his sudden downfall.

I can't find a link though, since the news is all so saturated with his scandals now.

Patrick says

Ah, this is probably the true cause of his sudden downfall.

I can't find a link though, since the news is all so saturated with his scandals now.

I meant Elliot Spitzer. That as soon as the Mortgage Backed Securities collapsed, and he made a few statements about prosecution, they suddenly found he had used his Amex on Hooker.

But it IS a mystery as to what Cuomo did. It might be that there is some strong and unconcealable evidence about the nursing homes, so they're rushing to get him off the scene with MeToo crap? Or maybe something else.

The Cuomos are really powerful, esp. outside NYC. So whatever it is, they must think is really bad. I'm sure the #MeToo stuff is just the excuse.

I could never understand why Eliot Spitzer resigned for using his own money on a high class hooker. Compared to what the politicians and judges have been doing these days, he would qualify as a saint.

The media is going to keep the pressure on Cuomo every day until he cracks.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/cuomo-chastised-others-for-obscuring-covid-19-information-now-he-s-accused-of-the-same/ar-BB1enxYq?ocid=msedgdhp

I am wondering how long it will be until Hollywood revokes his Emmy.

In order to bring the message home that he is now ushered into the useless (as opposed to useful) idiot ash heap, they need to give him some struggle sessions with especially shrewish and shrill immense hirsute lesbians. Oughta do the trick. He'll just have to shirk away with whatever bribes and emoluments he can hold on to.

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/cuomo-aide-allegedly-involved-in-hiding-nursing-home-death-count-taught-ethics-in-government-law-school-class/

Cuomo Aide Allegedly Involved in Hiding Nursing Home Death Count Taught ‘Ethics in Government’ Law School Class

Ceffer says

I could never understand why Eliot Spitzer resigned for using his own money on a high class hooker. Compared to what the politicians and judges have been doing these days, he would qualify as a saint.

I thought at the time, and more so now, that Spitzer was coerced into resigning because he was going to go after Wall Street for financial shenanigans. Maybe someone made him think about the safety of his daughters (like what happened to Seth Rich).

B.A.C.A.H. says

Maybe someone made him think about the safety of his daughters (like what happened to Seth Rich).

I wonder if that is what is going on with Trump?

Onvacation says

I wonder if that is what is going on with Trump?

Is there some news about Trump?

I think he's enjoying starving the media, which lived on nothing but TDS for more than four years.

It's a great strategy, too. They really want him out there so they can "Fact Check" him and call him a liar and distract from Biden and the House's nonsense

Without Trump, they have to try to make a victim of Markle and hope for famous people dying ("Keep Hope Alive") and apologize for Biden incessently. "Sure, $1400 is fine! Only a KKK Nazi wonders why it wasn't the $2000 promised. "

Yeah, he’s great.

I remember him on TV before he was governor and he was always fearless.

I will vote for him 100%, and I will send $ to his campaign.

I wonder if the "DeSantis" surname would help pull in Hispanic votes nationwide. Of course, that name sounds "Italian" as well.

Florida needs him, there's no one to replace him yet.
Also this is his first term as anything, let the man mature and dry age a little in office to make sure he's just not giving lip service to butter up the voters for the Presidency.
I don't know why we all fall in love with a politician the first few years of their first term. Anyone can try not to be an asshole for a few years.
But seriously Florida still needs him.

I say there are just as many hard ass Libtard slayers out there. The 2024 Republican primary ticket is going to be the exact opposite of the 2016 ticket.
By that I mean, I think most Patriots will be happy with either of them winning. I hope to see people like.

Mike Lindel
Lin Wood
Mike Pompeo
and some more I'm not thinking of.

I think that's why Pence thinks he will have a shot, with the Republican voters that feel compelled to vote for the Establishment no matter how bad they are.
He will be the only Establishment class running in 2024.

I like him a lot even though he fucked up a vacation this time last year. Dick.

His voice. Not sure what it is. I think it will turn a lot of people off if that makes sense. It sounds very whiney. He might have trouble with the deer shooting Midwesterners, which you need in Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio (somewhat) and Minnesota. You have to carry 2-3 or those states for sure. Unfortunately you can't change your voice.

I'd vote for him in a heartbeat though. No issue with Trump, I'd vote for him again, but he's too old at this point. We're seeing it with Biden. Very, very rarely does someone hit 80 and have all their capacities working 100%.

Rand Paul would be the only other one. But logic doesn't work with the media and politics. They will and do shoot him down instantly.

He seems like a fighter which is good. Tired of Republicans who cuck out constantly

DeSantis, Rand Paul, Mike Pompeo for me in that order of preference.
We can’t run Trump again. He’s acquired way too much baggage, and far too much of it was rightly earned. The media has run millions of hours of negative propaganda against him as well and an investment like that tends to stick in voters minds regardless of objective truth.
Fucking media, seriously.

Shaman says

We can’t run Trump again. He’s acquired way too much baggage, and far too much of it was rightly earned. The media has run millions of hours of negative propaganda against him as well and an investment like that tends to stick in voters minds regardless of objective truth.

The last election was stolen. It was obviously stolen, unless you really believe a senile, corrupt, pervert is really the most popular presidential candidate in all of US history.

Whatever is run in 2024 will just be another fucking meat puppet. The Republic is done.

Shaman says

We can’t run Trump again. He’s acquired way too much baggage, and far too much of it was rightly earned.

That doesn't bother me, as much as he allowed every scumbag in Hades to bitch slap him and America relentlessly. All because of his ego, he did not want History to say he was a Dictator or used his power to get out of jams.

He allowed that Marxist Election system to develop after seeing it in action in 2016 then again in 2018. The outcome of the 2020 election should not have surprised anyone that has been paying attention. It pissed me off that he let it happen, but I wasn't the least bit surprised that it went down the way it did. I fully expected it, as long as Trump was doing dick all to prevent it.

I think Pompeo, would have shoved Jeff Sessions up Robert Mueller Ass, and flipped the whole script on the Bastards in Congress making up lies.

That would have just pissed him off more, and everyone that exposed themselves would have gone to jail.

Fortwaynemobile says

Tired of Republicans who cuck out constantly

Exactly, guys who say "Sure, fuck my wife if you want, and you can fuck America too while you're at it. Just don't say anything bad about me."

Tenpoundbass says

He allowed that Marxist Election system to develop after seeing it in action in 2016 then again in 2018. The outcome of the 2020 election should not have surprised anyone that has been paying attention. It pissed me off that he let it happen, but I wasn't the least bit surprised that it went down the way it did. I fully expected it, as long as Trump was doing dick all to prevent it.

People misunderstand leadership.

If everybody below you, refuses to carry out your orders, you're simply a figurehead. That's what Trump was. The ONLY thing he EVER had, was the bully pulpit, and notice, they've memory holed everything he said over the last 4 years, and have silenced him by deplatforming him.

We have an oligarchical dictatorship. Trump never had any power, except the power to speak.

Patrick says

Exactly, guys who say "Sure, fuck my wife if you want, and you can fuck America too while you're at it. Just don't say anything bad about me."

Reminds me of those parents that let Biden handle their young daughters. Makes that guy who swatted Biden's hand away from his daughter stand out.

I’m a bit amazed by the blaming the victim (Trump) for the election steal.

He did what he could. A vast asshole conspiracy is hard to defeat, even for a superman like Trump.

He kicked the living shit out of Biden and his loser ilk, but the fix was in the minute the governors illegally changed the voting rules to mail in voting.

I’m voting for Trump again, and I’m sending his campaign 2 grand when he does.

I can afford it; I’ll just use the money I made with GME stonk.

richwicks says

We have an oligarchical dictatorship. Trump never had any power, except the power to speak.

He had the authority to tie them all up in the same legal mumble jumble snafus they pulled on him.
He could have and should have immediately hired an independent council to investigate Jeff Sessions, recusal and how the Muller investigation got started.
He could have appointed a new one, every time they reared their heads in the Hearings. Like the Love birds, he should have put one on Kerry's state department, Hillary's crimes that never got any serious scrutiny, I would have doled them out like hotcakes.

I would have also fired every motherfucker in the DOJ and FBI every last one of the Cock Suckers.
I would have flipped it to the point that the DOJ and FBI stonewalled Mueller and made him fell like it was He under investigation.

Trump took a constant piss stream on his face. While letting us fantasize about the people that we thought were on the side of Good. He knew better, but let the QAnon bullshit and the "Trust the Plan" mantra to continue.

He should have been a fucking wrecking ball! At least made them all damn sorry they ever tried to fuck with him. Instead he wanted so much to placate all of them and be respected as a proper presidential President. And Presidential Presidents don't take a wrecking ball to the corrupt facade that has been our government for the past 40 to 60 years.

Patrick says

The only thing that really worries me about him is that he went to Yale undergrad and Harvard Law. I'm suspicious of anyone who was indoctrinated in those pits of anti-white racism and hatred for America, but he does seem to have resisted that.

Ben Shapiro seems to have survived Harvard Law School. I guess.

clambo says

I can afford it; I’ll just use the money I made with GME stonk.

clambo, nice to hear that you got out whole from GME!

Better than whole.

Actually I’m not out yet but I’m not underwater with GME yet either.
WFC is what I am really waiting for, my basis is $54 and I want to get out.

SunnyvaleCA says

Ben Shapiro seems to have survived Harvard Law School. I guess.

Eh. I know he's intelligent, but he's a total tool. And I think the degree is part of that. Talking fast so people can't hear the argument doesn't mean you came to the game with a good argument. That's his schtick.

I'm intelligent enough and did pre-law study. He's a motor mouth. That is an attempt to cover up some of his bull shit. And this is coming from someone that doesn't mind him. I just know what he's doing. I dealt with guys like him in college.

Tenpoundbass says

I think that's why Pence thinks he will have a shot, with the Republican voters that feel compelled to vote for the Establishment no matter how bad they are.
He will be the only Establishment class running in 2024.

Just like Jeb was the establishment candidate in 2016. Pence should and likely will have the same results Jeb got in the Primary.

https://notthebee.com/article/desantis-went-golfing-with-trump-today

What?

I‘m not saying anything! Just telling you that Ron DeSantis went golfing with Donald Trump today.

Prob nbd.

Maybe.