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APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Dan8267 says

Criminal assault and battery, false arrest. The cops should get 10 years minimum in prison. If they don't, the pro-gun crowd should arrest the cops at gunpoint and try them in a people's court.

At the least. There must be something in the state code on pursuing spurious claims as a basis for arrest. If there isn't there should be. The rentapig should have answered the call, interviewed the employee, figured out she was doing her job, apologized for abusing her time with nonsense, closed the complaint with field notes and paid a visit to the dweeb who filed it in the first place and told them not to be a nut and waste his time and have him bothering busy people.

Perfectly said.

You know things are fucked up when Apoc is the voice of reason.

New Renter says

That would have been the appropriate thing to do. Maybe that kind of thinking is too far above his pay grade.

His pay grade should become 10 cents an hour cleaning litter on the highway while wearing an orange jumpsuit.

Here's a sub-reddit for all you hippie cop-haters:

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/

They couldn't afford pop ups of gang bangers and malignant terrorists on the ballistics course, so they had to settle for pop ups of fluffy, adorable pets, pigtailed girls and moms. Understandably, the sight of any of these triggers said testosterone rage and epinephrine charged beating frenzies.

After beat downs of five soccer moms, the cops get six months of paid disability stress leave, so they are all eager to make their goals.

Why do they hate budget cuts?

New Renter says

Maybe that kind of thinking is too far above his pay grade.

Picking his nose is too far above his pay grade.

I say they should REALLY punish the guy. No donuts for life.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Load a baseball auto-pitch device with 100,00 jelly donuts and make him suck on it for an hour.

I thought you were trying to think of punishments.

That would just give your average cop an erection.

Ceffer says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Load a baseball auto-pitch device with 100,00 jelly donuts and make him suck on it for an hour.

I thought you were trying to think of punishments.

I think auto correct accidentally removed the word buttcheeks.

Suck 100k donuts with his buttcheeks

Ceffer says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Load a baseball auto-pitch device with 100,00 jelly donuts and make him suck on it for an hour.

I thought you were trying to think of punishments.

That would just give your average cop an erection.

This cop looks like he'd suck down every last doughnut and still lick the pitcher clean.

Also known as just another day in paraside.

...and most importantly, SMOG!

I'm waiting for YouTube videos of Japanese mutant squid dragging movie stars into the Malibu surf for supper.

Call it Crazy says

You like man meat???

Manmeet is some guy's Chindian cousin who is investing here.

cloud15 says

http://www.mercurynews.com/business/ci_25347405/san-jose-and-fremont-more-than-400-million?source=rss

Can't really take that too seriously. The Mercury News article seems like a bunch of Chamber of Commerce-type boosterism. This article is much less bullish than the Mercury News:

http://www.bizjournals.com/sanjose/news/2014/02/05/new-owners-of-vietnam-town-seek-to.html?page=all

Investors who have too much money are always looking for things to invest in. Investing in B-rate malls is often the consequence because you run out of good investments or can't get access to good ones. This is what happened with the Japanese in the late 80s/early 90s, what happened with Icelanders more recently, and what will keep happening again and again.

You can even see malls like this in places with not nearly as many Asians, and they aren't exactly prime real estate most of the time. Some of these are prime real estate, but they're in already saturated markets.

Pacific Mall, admittedly, has an interesting business model. I question whether their idea to make an enclosed mall was a mistake in California, despite the ladies with parasols. The model is based on Toronto, so I see the temptation, but the most successful recently built large-scale shopping centers in California have been outdoor. Some of the other developments also include hotels as part of the development -- not all of these are pure shopping centers.

Here's the quote from the Mercury News article:

Foreign investments are bankrolling the biggest projects. Portland-based American Pacific International Capital, the developer of the Globe in Fremont and Vietnam Town in San Jose, funnels money from private investors based in China, Hong Kong, Singapore and other parts of Asia into projects in the United States and other countries. Canada-based Torgan Group, which is developing the Asian-focused mall in Milpitas, is a commercial realty developer that also has built an Asian mall in Toronto.

What the Mercury News doesn't say in its parroting of press releases is that some of these projects have been dormant or in foreclosure/bankruptcy. I believe Vietnam Town started building well before the financial crisis, and the Silicon Valley Business Journal article I linked says it was dormant for a while before being bought in bankruptcy. The Globe was also stalled for a while -- they built the first phase, but never had the money for the full build-out, before the new private equity group bought them.

...says so, National Association of Realtors.

Interesting interpretation here about MH370 shadowing another plane to get to the 'stans:

http://keithledgerwood.tumblr.com/post/79838944823/did-malaysian-airlines-370-disappear-using-sia68-sq68

I would add that the ascent to 45,000 feet over land could be for a couple of reasons:

1) To reduce chance of someone on the ground noticing an unidentified night flight
2) Pressure in the cabin would drop enough they'd almost certainly all be unconscious or near enough. Take a portable oxygen unit, and disable passengers. Tie them up, drug them, kill them.

Now you have as long as fuel can be made to last, to accomplish your mission.

Vicente says

Interesting interpretation here about MH370 shadowing another plane to get to the 'stans:

http://keithledgerwood.tumblr.com/post/79838944823/did-malaysian-airlines-370-disappear-using-sia68-sq68

I would add that the ascent to 45,000 feet over land could be for a couple of reasons:

1) To reduce chance of someone on the ground noticing an unidentified night flight

2) Pressure in the cabin would drop enough they'd almost certainly all be unconscious or near enough. Take a portable oxygen unit, and disable passengers. Tie them up, drug them, kill them.

Now you have as long as fuel can be made to last, to accomplish your mission.

Sounds like this guy has cracked the case

Mission being what exactly? There are only so may places one can land (intact) such an airliner and keep it out of sight.

One thing is for sure, that plane is on the ground - somewhere.

Call it Crazy says

I have a hard time believing that no military radar didn't pick up this plane if it crossed all these air spaces... One of them would surely have seen it, and without a transponder, would have reported it......

I've done night shift work and I know how slack things can be. It shouldn't be that way of course, but it often is. No military alert was raised about an unidentified blip right over Malaysia!

If MH370 was lights-out, and tucked up behind and above/below SIA68, it would likely show up as one blob on radar, not 2 distinct ones. Radar operator would see a transponder return for the blob and move on to something else. Assuming they were at some times close enough in to transmitter or at right angle to show 2 blobs really close together, night operators might have assumed it's a ghost echo, and again ignored it. Your job is watching all these dots and making sense of them, and you've seen the same flights do the same things through your sector hundreds of times and you blank them out to look for the outlier. One part of working nights is filtering and only involving a second person if something seems really odd. Raw data might show this if they look.

Yeah it does sound like the opening to Moonraker or some other outlandish plot. Why do it? If you wanted the planes or the passengers there's lots cheaper/simpler ways.

"Sorry, the page you were looking for in this blog does not exist." I got that when I clicked the link.

http://www.recourse-loans.com/2013/06/a-neocon-just-called-for-false-flag.html - not opening.

errc says

I think auto correct accidentally removed the word buttcheeks.

Suck 100k donuts with his buttcheeks

The other cops would tear him apart for the donuts. Remember the five second rule?

With cops and donuts up the ass, it's the ten minute rule.

Quigley says

WWI brought the US in with a false flag, orchestrated by elements of American intelligence who claimed that Germany was arming Mexico and encouraging the Mexicans to wage war on the US.

Yep! The Luisitania was packed with arms ("Unrefrigerated Butter"), the German Gov't tried to buy ads in all the major papers inc. the NYT about the dangers of traveling on a ship carrying munitions to a belligerent - but every paper except one in the rural Midwest (ostensibly with a large German population) refused to run it. Not a surprise since most of the major papers & newsreels were all running bullshit about German soldiers killing babies and such. In actuality, the war was started by France and Britain.

Also, a bunch of Yiddish-speaking Russian War Refugees were imprisoned for trying to tell Americans get out of the dumb war. That's when Wendell Holmes made his baloney-pony fire in a crowded theater remark:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/X3Hg-Y7MugU

Thing is, there really was a fire.

Call it Crazy says

I have a hard time believing that no military radar didn't pick up this plane if it crossed all these air spaces.

What if nobody is watching?

Vicente says

If MH370 was tucked up behind and below SIA68, it would likely show up as one blob on radar, not 2 distinct ones

How exactly would 370 be able to find and sneak up behind other plane? (SIA68). To do that and not be seen by the other plane would be very, very, very difficult. (read impossible) Remember, they were pretty much flying blind at that point, using the same navigation system as Columbus.

rooemoore says

To do that and not be seen by the other plane would be very, very, very difficult. (read impossible)

Read the article. It's night, MH370 has lights off, and is coming up behind. SIA68 has all lights on and is transmitting it's location. Commercial jets don't have rear windows or cameras. Assuming it was a planned intercept, you already know it's usual schedule and just need to fine-tune the approach. It's plausible sounding to me.

If MH370 approached SIA68 so closely as to appear to be one object on distant military radar screens, wouldn't SIA68's onboard radar have detected the proximity of an object the size of a 777? Neither the linked article nor its comments addressed this question.

Also, as theories go, that one seems to have another flaw. Commercial Airliners tend to follow established flight lanes, just as commercial ships follow shipping lanes. The crews communicate back and forth about conditions (turbulence, icebergs, traffic, whatever). If one plane were following another very closely, the anomaly might be observed by anyone flying the same lane, in either direction, in addition to military radar on the ground. If anybody noticed, they would almost definitely say something. One airliner shadowing another would raise serious safety concerns, including the risks of wake turbulence, wind sheer, and collision.

Anybody planning a hijacking would have anticipated those risks, so shadowing another airliner across thousands of miles seems an unlikely plan.

curious2 says

wouldn't SIA68's onboard radar have detected the proximity of an object the size of a 777?

What onboard radar?

2 radar stations in Malaysia evidently tracked this thing but did nothing. I'm curious to hear what story they told their bosses.

As to other aircraft observing the shadowing plane, it's night time, how does anyone see it?

At the very least, if this was the scenario I agree he'd have to stop shadowing by daybreak.

Vicente says

What onboard radar?

The radar onboard SIA68.

Vicente says

As to other aircraft observing the shadowing plane, it's night time, how does anyone see it?

Moonlight + starlight.

curious2 says

If MH370 approached SIA68 so closely as to appear to be one object on distant military radar screens, wouldn't SIA68's onboard radar have detected the proximity of an object the size of a 777? Neither the linked article nor its comments addressed this question.

I think they rely on the same ATC radar. It is my understanding that they don't have "onboard radar". But of course neither did 370 - they had to be flying by sight only.

The other problem with this theory is when 370 finally does break free it would be a huge radar blip. It would have been noticed.

I have always thought this was a pilot suicide. It is a thousand times more plausible but a lot less exciting.

rooemoore says

I have always thought this was a pilot suicide. It is a thousand times more plausible but a lot less exciting.

I started a thread about that, before AF started this one about uighur go-go dancers. Suicide by either the Captain or the First Officer seems most likely to me. That doesn't mean there weren't also go-go dancers involved, only that Occam's razor suggests they weren't necessary.

I believe aircraft over six tons generally do have radar onboard, they need it for instrument landings and to avoid mountains in the clouds. Any plane capable of completing SIA68's 10,000 mile route would need to be much larger than six tons. The radar is probably designed to look mostly forward and down, but a nearby object the size of a 777 would be rather conspicuous at any angle.

rooemoore says

The other problem with this theory is when 370 finally does break free it would be a huge radar blip. It would have been noticed.

Or it only stayed in the shadow until it reached an area that was free of radar coverage, and then detached. Coverage is a station sends out a signal, and you are limited by the horizon and how far away the target is. The farther out the dimmer the return, I think I read 200-300 miles is a usual limit. Assuming you have a really strong transmitter, still at some point the target falls away over the horizon as surely as a ship sails out of your sight. There's an awful lot of ocean out there. And most countries only put stations on their border looking toward the enemy or the nearby coast. A great failing we realized after 9/11 was all our NORAD radars faced outwards, so we couldn't even locate fucking domestic airliners inside our borders.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

curious2 says

before AF started this one about uighur go-go dancers.

Admit it: you can't stop thinking about them.

Well, I can admit that I think of them more often now than before, which was never. They might make a good opening act for Bill O'Reilly on The Factor, so he can explain the downside of electing them president. He could probably allege that they hijack and/or crash airplanes, which would require him to supervise them very closely at all times.

curious2 says

The radar onboard SIA68.

Why would a civilian jetliner carry it's own RADAR set? Beyond perhaps a forward-looking sort that picks up weather I mean. Which would be completely blind to a plane on the rear quarter. Why do you think military fighter and attack planes depend so heavily on AWACS with it's big bulging antenna to give them the full picture? Because the little unit packed in their nose can't see behind, so they are vulnerable there.

Mark my words, there'll be a flurry of aircraft modifications now as they are all secured with location transmitters which cannot be trivially disabled.

Vicente says

Why would a civilian jetliner carry it's own RADAR set?

Weather as you mentioned, plus mountains in the clouds as I mentioned, plus instrument landings and collision avoidance.

Vicente says

Mark my words, there'll be a flurry of aircraft modifications now as they are all secured with location transmitters which cannot be trivially disabled.

Maybe so, but pilots are reportedly saying it's already "not easy." I don't know how much more difficult it could be made without interfering with the ability to shut down electrical systems in the event of a fire.

Vicente says

Or it only stayed in the shadow until it reached an area that was free of radar coverage, and then detached.

All this just to crash in the ocean? And once again, with all communication turned off, how would the pilot know he was in a dead zone?

If he wanted to go unnoticed by radar just to crash far away in the Indian ocean, he could have flown low :

Vicente says

Interesting interpretation here about MH370 shadowing another plane to get to the 'stans:

http://keithledgerwood.tumblr.com/post/79838944823/did-malaysian-airlines-370-disappear-using-sia68-sq68

I've seen this theory on airplane enthusiast sites (well before this guy wrote about it -- relative newcomer this guy), but it's pretty far fetched. For example, what about wake turbulence? Military planes do this sometimes, but only under certain conditions and with certain distances. It would be extremely difficult to do this for several hours, given the concentration required and it being nighttime, and the overall margins of getting it right. You could probably do it for a very short time, but not for the period stated. If you made too many mistakes, the blip might be too big, and they might scramble planes after you anyway.

For the conspiracy theorists, the other possible shadow flight suggested is KL 836.

Vicente says

I would add that the ascent to 45,000 feet over land could be for a couple of reasons:

1) To reduce chance of someone on the ground noticing an unidentified night flight

2) Pressure in the cabin would drop enough they'd almost certainly all be unconscious or near enough. Take a portable oxygen unit, and disable passengers. Tie them up, drug them, kill them.

This is nonsense too. For 1) it would make more sense to fly at 5000 feet instead of 45,000 feet if you want to evade radar. For 2), the spec on a 777 is 43,000 feet, which likely includes a margin of safety. Do you really think 45,000 would incapacitate people on the plane? I doubt depressurization would be a problem at that altitude, and more mundane concerns like thrust and stall would come into play (i.e. that the airplane might not be able to achieve or maintain that altitude at close to full load -- remember that this is a big loaded plane).

The maximum altitude certification of a plane is also at least partially based on the ability to get to 14,000 feet. The plane must be capable of getting to 14,000 feet within a certain time period in the event of a cabin depressurization, according to legal requirements. It's not that the plane isn't capable of going higher than the certification, but rather that there are other concerns -- all of the above.

And before anyone says something about landing on a 3000 foot unreinforced runway, sure, you could, if you left zero safety margin, used maximum braking, and landed right at the threshold, especially if you weren't heavy loaded and are okay risking your airframe. The runway might also give way if you did that, so you'd probably only do it in an extreme emergency, and I'm not sure how you'd take off again with that short a runway.

One pilot suggests accident theories consistent with the reported altitude changes.

Shadowing SIA68 would not be consistent with the reported altitude changes, unless that plane also climbed and descended at odd times and for no reported reason.

Also, any altitude above 40,000 feet would probably be fatal if the cabin was not pressurized. That's why I suspect the plane climbed to its maximum altitude, i.e. to neutralize the passengers.

Vicente says

A great failing we realized after 9/11 was all our NORAD radars faced outwards, so we couldn't even locate fucking domestic airliners inside our borders

I think that was done to keep the older radar systems from interfering with TV and radios signals.

curious2 says

One pilot suggests accident theories consistent with the reported altitude changes.

Those altitude changes must be bogus anyway because they don't meet any reasonable specs -- here is a link from the NYT article linked within that CNN article (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/15/world/asia/malaysia-military-radar.html):

Investigators have also examined data transmitted from the plane’s Rolls-Royce engines that showed it descended 40,000 feet in the span of a minute

I think the data that was allegedly released is made up. There's no way it descended that quickly -- even if it was half that rate.

The problem here is that we have no way of knowing whether the reports have been accurate or not, especially because the Malaysians have been inconsistent on occasion. Either they're incompetent, they're hiding something, or they're trying to protect their government airline at the expense of a good investigation. That's how all this "the pilot supported the opposition government" nonsense strikes me.

curious2 says

Also, any altitude above 40,000 feet would probably be fatal if the cabin was not pressurized. That's why I suspect the plane climbed to its maximum altitude, i.e. to neutralize the passengers.

How would the cabin not be pressurized? The 777 pressurizes the cabin to about 8000 feet. Also, 45,000 isn't the maximum altitude in the spec for the 777 -- the max altitude was 43,000, or 43,100 to be specific (FL 431 in aviation-speak). The spec for a 747 is higher, more like 45,100 (FL 451). I've flown at 41,000 feet in a commercial airliner, but I believe the regs require at least either the pilot or first officer to wear an oxygen mask at above FL 410, so they don't usually fly higher unless there's a reason. I suspect that 747s may fly at FL 450 when the conditions warrant and they are flying empty, but otherwise, it's probably very rare.

Update: Cite for the 41,000 feet threshold for an oxygen mask:

http://www.ainonline.com/aviation-news/aviation-international-news/2010-01-26/study-pilots-ignore-oxygen-regulations

Vicente says

Why do you think military fighter and attack planes depend so heavily on AWACS with it's big bulging antenna to give them the full picture? Because the little unit packed in their nose can't see behind, so they are vulnerable there.

More so to keep the fighters stealthy. Its kind of silly to spend a billion dollars to make a stealthy fighter only to light it up with the equivalent of a "kick me" sign.

http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-radiation_missile

corntrollio says

Either they're incompetent, they're hiding something, or they're trying to protect their government airline at the expense of a good investigation. That's how all this "the pilot supported the opposition government" nonsense strikes me.

"There is an axiom in Malaysian politics: Eventually everything comes back to Anwar Ibrahim. So, the longer that the fumbling and inept investigation into the missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 has gone on, the more certain it became that it would somehow boomerang to the leader of the country’s democratic opposition."

Vicente says

Why would a civilian jetliner carry it's own RADAR set?

All airliners have weather radar. It would show other planes, but only forward since the antennae faces forward. It has limited range so finding another airliner would require very precies information on tracks and times. Snuggling up close enough for military radar to register one return would be very difficult. Keeping it up for hours would be even more so.

corntrollio says

or 2), the spec on a 777 is 43,000 feet, which likely includes a margin of safety. Do you really think 45,000 would incapacitate people on the plane? I doubt depressurization would be a problem at that altitude, and more mundane concerns like thrust and stall would come into play (i.e. that the airplane might not be able to achieve or maintain that altitude at close to full load).

Airliners start cruise at 30,000 feet or so and gain altitude as they burn off fuel No way no how a 777 could get anywhere near 43,000 feet unless it had burned off most of the fuel. The other problem is speeds and elevations are very carefully calculated to avoid stalls. An airliner works very close to the edge of stall at cruise speeds and altiitudes. Aerodynamic stall speed gradually decreases with altitude, supersonic shock stalls speed decrease with altitude. At some point they overlap and the plane stalls. This is called coffin corner. Not at all a good thing with a 500,000 pound plane flying 500 miles an hour. A pilot randomly setting speeds and altitudes would be playing a very dicey game. Flying at 5000 feet would guzzle fuel at a huge rate, jets are only efficient at high altitudes. Pressurization wouldn't be any problem at all. Concords flew at 55,000 feet every trip.