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44716   Strategist   2014 Mar 31, 10:17am  

Call it Crazy says

mmmarvel says

There are exceptions everywhere, hope you're an exception and make it big.

So far, what H.S. has shown us, is that he's exceptional at whining and passing blame.... Is there a job for that???

Politics.

44717   hrhjuliet   2014 Mar 31, 11:28am  

No worries Jazz, most people would like to live in denial and only read comforting articles by people who failed junior high science about how it's all just natural normal warming. Did you know that every inconceivable horror in human history also never happened? Isn't that easier to deal with? The holocaust, serial murders, krakatoa, extinctions - you name it! If it's too horrible it can be invalidated to set your nerves to rest. A guy who works at Fox said so! Now everyone just calm down and be as irresponsible as you need to get through your day. Validate all bad behavior! The new bad is good! Don't bother educating them Jazz; ignorance is bliss.

44718   Tenpoundbass   2014 Mar 31, 12:12pm  

jazz music says

Koch Industry/Georgia-Pacific Products:

Angel Soft toilet paper

Brawny paper towels

Dixie plates, bowls, napkins and cups

Mardi Gras napkins and towels

Quilted Northern toilet paper

Soft ‘n Gentle toilet paper

Sparkle napkins

Vanity fair napkins

Zee napkins

I'd like to see the them outlaw bulk paper goods, like they have in most countries. You get the equivalent of half a Kleenex with your meal. We American's are the only Pigs that seem to ask for gobs and gobs more of napkins, until the table looks like a wing sauce stained snow scene diorama.

More than half the people wrap their hand with enough toilet paper to pull a Sunday roast out of 375 degree oven with out getting burned.

Again, other countries when the house runs out of toilet paper they return with a single, single ply roll. We come carting in a cube as big as a refrigerator, of multi ply, quilted extra strength, scented "does a bear shit in the woods?" stuff.

But I guess like everything else, it's easier to bitch about it, a find new ways to tax everyone for it. Rather than just outlawing massive waste of paper.

Now restaurants have these napkins that are essentially made out out of the same material as a baby wipe towelette, yes the same stuff those "Green Bags" are made out of, the same stuff those plain old regular grocery plastic bags that were supposed to be bad for the landfills. Now they've extruded it into fine micro fibers, then spin them into sheets of paper like plastic fabric.

Now we've got Wing Joints tossing about 20 of those sheets on the table along with 20 wings, 2 orders of fries, and Pitcher of Amber Bock. Where the melinials sit and ponder about those evil bastards the Koch brothers... "Miss more napkins please!"

44719   Tenpoundbass   2014 Mar 31, 12:24pm  

Well wait a minute... (counting fingers and toes) if we're paying more, and the doctors and hospitals are getting less... (and carry the zillion)

Then were is the money going! HUH! Where's the Money Barry!!!
Where's my fucking money!? What Act, you said it would be affordable, you thieving fuck, where's the money?!? We'll then call Nancy, get her ass over here, tell her to bring that fascist prick Reid.
Where's the money!?!?

Damn the Big Labowski movie would be so much Cooler if Obama played the Dude.

44720   Bellingham Bill   2014 Mar 31, 12:28pm  

It's humorous how the oil companies are raping us financially selling us our own damn oil.

ha ha ha!

I don't have kids, and if you're reading this in 2100AD and things do indeed suck thanks to AGW, well, sorry I didn't fight for you hard enough.

Too many fucking idiots here, I can tell you that.

44721   curious2   2014 Mar 31, 1:44pm  

Actually the problem of backing up over toddlers happens almost exclusively to SUV drivers, but the requirement will apply to all vehicles. SUVs became the most popular category of new vehicle in 1998, after they were exempted from federal efficiency standards, and accelerated during the W/Cheney years, when SUVs over 3 tons got a tax incentive. (If you don't buy a gas-guzzling three ton SUV and drive up the price of oil, the terrorists have won. Somehow. Because the oil money goes to the terrorists, and they need more money so there can be more, wait, how does that work again?) In addition to wasting fuel and driving up emissions and the price of oil, SUVs also killed a lot of people, including toddlers.

44722   hrhjuliet   2014 Mar 31, 3:27pm  

Bellingham Bill says

I don't have kids, and if you're reading this in 2100AD and things do indeed suck thanks to AGW, well, sorry I didn't fight for you hard enough.

Too many fucking idiots here, I can tell you that.

Sad but true. I try to fight for the future too, but it's like Bill said.

44723   Reality   2014 Mar 31, 4:05pm  

Why wait for 2018? Why not now? How can an omniscient and omnipotent Government-God tolerate 4 more years of cars backing up and running over toddlers? Is it less than omniscient/omnipotent or is it evil?

IMHO, by 2018, the debate of the day will be whether the Government-God should outlaw human drivers as the leading cause of fatal accidents, as self-driving cars will prove to be much safer than human-driven cars by then. 35,000 deaths per year due to human driven cars is approximately 34,940 more deaths than the 60 or so toddlers run over by backing up cars every year.

BTW, $1Billion for 60 lives saved (assuming the often distracted driver doesn't run over the kids anyway despite the camera, just as all the windows have not stopped millions of car accidents), that's close to $20 million each; you may wish the government death panel will authorize even 1/10, heck even 1/100, as much for you.

44724   Ceffer   2014 Mar 31, 4:41pm  

Well, look on the bright side, people can use the cameras to zero in on the targets.

Perhaps they should be equipped with gunnery sights.

44725   carrieon   2014 Mar 31, 5:46pm  

Cameras should be installed on all cars to record conversations and searches by police at their unwarranted license check points.

44726   bubblesitter   2014 Apr 1, 12:33am  

Chinese money talks!

44727   HydroCabron   2014 Apr 1, 1:34am  

Brakes and seatbelts alone cost consumers $44 billion per year, in terms of added price to the car, ongoing maintenance, and added fuel costs due to extra weight.

A government strong enough to require brakes and seatbelts is also strong enough to ban them.

I never use my brakes anyway.

44728   HydroCabron   2014 Apr 1, 1:39am  

Whining aside, has anyone else noticed how much easier parallel parking is with a backup camera?

It increases the number of spots you can easily slide into by around 30-40%: spots which used to look hopeless are a breeze.

You can back to within 2.2 inches of the bumper behind you - no contact, that's the whole game.

Backup cameras have revolutionized parallel parking in the same way Benghazi revolutionized our whole concept of outrage.

It won't make your Dodge Ram park like a '74 Honda CVCC, but you will now see creative possibilities in parking that you never believed possible.

Life-changing!

44729   HydroCabron   2014 Apr 1, 1:41am  

curious2 says

SUVs became the most popular category of new vehicle in 1998, after they were exempted from federal efficiency standards

They were even pretty popular before that because they were exempted from certain safety standards, as they were considered trucks.

Big and cheap: Americans just couldn't say no.

I was convinced by 1994 that the SUV fad was on the way out.

I was definitively, absolutely, resoundingly, galactically wrong.

44730   mmmarvel   2014 Apr 1, 1:47am  

Good Lord - it's 1800 square feet and has 5 bedrooms and 2 baths. Some place they are scrimping for space; and it was built in 1956. In Texas it sells for under $150K and it's barely worth that.

44731   HydroCabron   2014 Apr 1, 1:58am  

Call it Crazy says

Plus, it makes it a dream backing up and hooking up my boat, I can see the hitch all of the way in...

The rear camera seriously saves me 5-15 seconds each time I leave a parking space.

I never imagined what a joy it would be to know exactly where my rear bumper is, and who is near it.

I want one on the front. Then I'd be a warrior, a king, a god!

44732   anonymous   2014 Apr 1, 2:21am  

Iosef V HydroCabron says

Call it Crazy says

Plus, it makes it a dream backing up and hooking up my boat, I can see the hitch all of the way in...

The rear camera seriously saves me 5-15 seconds each time I leave a parking space.

I never imagined what a joy it would be to know exactly where my rear bumper is, and who is near it.

I want one on the front. Then I'd be a warrior, a king, a god!

Just because you having the driving skills of an aged chinese woman with new jersey plates, don't go projecting that on to the rest of us.

I wish there was a way to disable the back up cam, its just yet another distraction in my line of sight when backing up. It makes those goofy noises too, like I didn't know there's a car behind me

44733   FortWayne   2014 Apr 1, 2:26am  

"Roi would rather pay the penalty, which is $95 the first year or one percent of a person’s taxable income, whichever is greater. In his case, it comes out to $350 for 2014."

Roi sure know show to under report his income if $350 is 1% of his annual income. Either way being forced into insurance sold by private sector is a raw deal for a lot of folks. This is a bad idea.

Right sells us to military, left sells us to health insurance. What is wrong with our nation!

44734   Analyzer   2014 Apr 1, 2:33am  

Isn't the program designed to be dependent and supported by the majority of working people enrolling? Who will make up these lost enrollments?

44735   HydroCabron   2014 Apr 1, 2:35am  

Surely this program is a disaster.

It will collapse of its own weight. What a travesty of socialism and blind bureaucratic stupidity.

44736   Analyzer   2014 Apr 1, 2:50am  

Iosef V HydroCabron says

Surely this program is a disaster.


It will collapse of its own weight. What a travesty of socialism and blind bureaucratic stupidity.

Somehow the government gets a pass when they screw something up. The idea was fine, in the private industry a great idea has to be followed up by execution. They go hand in hand..........

44737   hrhjuliet   2014 Apr 1, 3:09am  

Dan8267 says

hrhjuliet says

Maybe $2 a year to join and look at stuff.

Why should it costs $2 a year to look at ads? If I have to put up with all the damn ads constantly thrown at me from T.V., radio, billboards, bulletin boards, junk mail, junk email, web pages, tablet apps, bumper stickers, teenagers throwing signs in the air on street corners, at the movie theater after I paid $10 to $15 for a ticket, at concerts, and everywhere else, then the damn ads I actually want to see had better be free.

Good point. It could easily be free and paid for by advertising.

44738   New Renter   2014 Apr 1, 3:11am  

Call it Crazy says

mmmarvel says

Good Lord - it's 1800 square feet and has 5 bedrooms and 2 baths. Some place they are scrimping for space; and it was built in 1956. In Texas it sells for under $150K and it's barely worth that.

Built in 1956... a nice old gem...

Plus, where's the pool??? Paying around 1M and no pool in CA???

That house would be at best $250K around here in NJ...

Pools are a wash price wise here in CA. The electricity and water bills'll kill ya!

44739   Strategist   2014 Apr 1, 3:20am  

Call it Crazy says

A fool and his money are soon parted (if you live in CA that is!!)

Ha ha ha
The last "fool" purchased it for $925,000 7 months ago.
Easy $200,000+ profit.
Wish I was that fool - don't you?

44740   hrhjuliet   2014 Apr 1, 3:37am  

jazz music says

It feels like we are all too busy trying to keep up with the bills to address non-immediate concerns no matter how important the impact.

Let us pretend sociopaths are in power for a moment. With that in mind, is it possible that the average citizen is too busy to do what they know is right on purpose?

44741   FortWayne   2014 Apr 1, 4:15am  

This is a good one.

It's pretty dangerous for toddlers and children out there. Cars are very large these days, trucks, vans, suv's... you name it. But there is no way a driver can see a child in their rear view without a camera.

We have kids get hit all the time when someone is backing up right into them. I've never seen a fatality, it's always just hurt feelings and a few bruises. But I'm sure worse happens.

44742   hanera   2014 Apr 1, 4:17am  

Is this article suggesting price would stabilize? IMHO, is a good thing. The "ceiling" cited by the article is more like "floor" since if prices fall below, Blackstone Group would buy.

44743   control point   2014 Apr 1, 4:18am  

CaptainShuddup says

Well wait a minute... (counting fingers and toes) if we're paying more, and
the doctors and hospitals are getting less... (and carry the zillion)


Then were is the money going! HUH! Where's the Money Barry!!!

This is an excellent point.

One must assume either:
1. The money is stolen by Obama (in the form of commissions of buying through the exchange)
OR:
2. Premiums have not increased for 75%.
OR:
3. Doctors and hospitals are not getting less.

Lets assume that 1. is not true. There will be audits, and any swipe by the government will be known. If even the possibility of this existed, Fox news would have been all over it years ago.

That means hospitals and health insurance companies are lying about either 2. or 3. The law mandated that 80/85 percent of premiums must go to care. That leaves 15/20% for overhead and profit. If overhead/proft exceed 15/20%, the balance must be returned to the premium payer.

If a hosital collects x now for care provided - and due to this law they now get y=.95x as he says - and the insurance company cannot keep this as profit as required by law, then premiums will fall too. Premiums can be no more than 1.25y. If x falls 5%, premiums fall to 1.1875x, by math.

Therefore, 2. and 3. cannot both be true. Shocking that a hospital CEO is lying about revenue for services or health insurance premiums.

44744   Tenpoundbass   2014 Apr 1, 4:19am  

Yes cameras in the back, can't see out the 13 inch by 28 inch back window, and the windshield posts are so thick from the side curtain airbags, that they obscure about 25 yards, of T-Bone intersection traffic, but HEY!! the cars have side curtain airbags, adding about 4 grand to the cost of the vehicle, and because of the MPG requirements cars bodies are constructed of plastic and syrofoan, the trunk lining is no thicker than the plastic security wrap, that retail items are encased in. And sitting right under that, is a Gas tank.
BUT HEY!!!!

More distracting screens in the car to take your eyes off the road, when you're backing out of the drive way so you can be broadsided in your plastic polyurethane tomb.

44745   Tenpoundbass   2014 Apr 1, 4:20am  

Where in the FUCK is Ralph Nader when you need him?

44746   dublin hillz   2014 Apr 1, 4:22am  

They should have installed cardio machines in every american living room and provided an electornic dog collar for every man and woman. The collar would sense if the workout was adequate and if not would detonate around the neck. Now that would have been real reform instead of this bastardly mincemeat of fake compassion.

44747   FortWayne   2014 Apr 1, 4:25am  

CaptainShuddup says

Yes cameras in the back, can't see out the 13 inch by 28 inch back window, and the windshield posts obscure about 25 yards

I've seen a few of those. On top of that these kinds of vehicles are always driven by women, making an already dangerous position, far worse.

44748   dublin hillz   2014 Apr 1, 4:27am  

All pilots should be fired and planes need to be self flying - we cannot afford another disgruntled political activist behind plane controls to pull of another MH370 "accident."

44749   dublin hillz   2014 Apr 1, 4:31am  

"she's s beast, i call her karma, she'll eat your heart out like jeffrey dahmer."

44750   RWSGFY   2014 Apr 1, 4:32am  

Iosef V HydroCabron says

Call it Crazy says

Plus, it makes it a dream backing up and hooking up my boat, I can see the hitch all of the way in...

The rear camera seriously saves me 5-15 seconds each time I leave a parking space.

I never imagined what a joy it would be to know exactly where my rear bumper is, and who is near it.

I want one on the front. Then I'd be a warrior, a king, a god!

Surrender your man card.

44751   Tenpoundbass   2014 Apr 1, 4:36am  

Call it Crazy says

But a smart person will realize that’s only one month of insurance,

Call it Crazy says

Robert Hicken, a self-employed entrepreneur, said, “I could have done it, I could have pulled the trigger, but that feeling in the back of my mind is still kind of rubbed me the wrong way that I live here in the United States of America and I’m being forced to do something.”

44752   CL   2014 Apr 1, 4:56am  

Analyzer says

Somehow the government gets a pass when they screw something up

Where? In America? The opposite is clearly true, as very few recount their good experiences with a government agency or programs.

FortWayne says

Roi sure know show to under report his income if $350 is 1% of his annual income.

Wouldn't he be eligible for subsidies?

44753   Ceffer   2014 Apr 1, 6:03am  

Now children, stop playing with your food!

Hah, Hah, I forgot, you ARE the food!

What realtor doesn't send Christmas Cards with Hansel and Gretel menu suggestions?

44754   lostand confused   2014 Apr 1, 6:19am  

Call it Crazy says

Plus, it makes it a dream backing up and hooking up my boat, I can see the hitch all of the way in...

Ah a bumper hitch. Does this device work with a gooseneck? Though you can just look out the rear window. Now if they have a device that gives you vision behind your tow vehicle that would be awesome.

44755   RentingForHalfTheCost   2014 Apr 1, 6:21am  

Without Realtors we wouldn't have traffic problems. Why does it take 3 cars (yours, seller realtor, buyer realtor) on the road for a couple to go see an open house? You are going to the owners house FCOL. It should only be one car moving, or if you feel frisky you can walk. Realtors are the main cause of global warming!

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