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LET THE IMPALEMENTS BEGIN!

Those who blow the Sacred Orange Gonads will get to wear orange ribbons and can never wash their faces again.

They will be designated Trumpligula Oracular Order of the Fellatio, and can charge admission for face sniffing.

Special Snowflakes will bring blood to Republicans by
BOYCOTTING ALL Republican wallets.

Is that rain, or did I just get too close to a weeping Snowflake?

Never send a lawyer to do a sniper's job.

Ah yes, the special snowflakes (SSF) seem to have too much free time on their hands. Where do they get the money to do things like this? Do the parents not realize how damaging this is to the character of the SSF's? They could grow up to be Realtor's or other such perverts.

SNOWFLAKE PROTEST, WET 'N LIVE! TEARDROP MUD WRESTLING TO FOLLOW!

There are "professional" black clad anarchists who frequently disrupt demonstrations in the Seattle area and resort to vandalism, i.e., breaking windows and disfiguring storefronts, starting trash can fires, etc.

This sounds like them: "As reproted earlier, violence erupted in some streets of Washington, D.C as members of a group dressed head to toe in black smashed the windows of cars and store windows shortly before President Donald Trump took the oath of office." http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-20/protesters-block-traffic-outside-trump-tower-manhattan

They tend to muddle the message of, and and cast doubt on, the integrity of all of the protestors, who typically disavow these kooks, and try to police their own flock. So who hires these bozos?

These sentimental attachments to primitive cultures of snorting aborigines are so tiresome.

How come they just don't give ZuckFuck some custom nerd camo and a custom nerd blunderbuss so he can stalk in the foliage, giggling and shrieking as he blows away the native Hawaiians?

Apparently Hawaiians didn't pay attention to George Carlin.
"You have OWNERS! They OWN YOU."

Maybe ZuckFuck would hyperventilate with glee after plinking a coconut rutter, and they had to tie a paper bag around his head and carry him back to his mansion.

Yeah, this is the NSA sellout we are going to trust with weighty issues of climate change and poverty.

CELLULITE! ARE! BE! A! HIGH! CRIME! AND! MISDEMEANOR!

Doesn't he support illegals? Why doesn't he allow a bunch of illegals to live in his home?

Lets get some Realtor's involved. I am sure they can figure it all out.

I had a chance to visit Facebook when I was working in the SFBA. Had lunch with some of the employees. I was kind of surprised at the lack of technical knowledge. (I was asking some database questions)

jvolstad says

I had a chance to visit Facebook when I was working in the SFBA. Had lunch with some of the employees. I was kind of surprised at the lack of technical knowledge. (I was asking some database questions)

All of the real programmers work at the NSA and CIA.

I bet Google Alphabet loses a few charcters Monday.

Go ahead & piss off Climate Change & you'll end up as Collateral Damage.

Facebook (FB) CEO Mark Zuckerberg reportedly is suing hundreds of Hawaiians to compel them to sell the billionaire small plots of land they own that lie within a 700-acre property that Zuckerberg purchased on the island of Kauai two years ago for $100 million.

WTF? The rich get to buy Hawaiian land at $143k/acre when the rest of us would have to pay at least 20 times that? Our economic system is majorly fucked up. You can't even get shitty South Florida land for $143k/acre.

Why can't some nice ISIS suicide bomber choose Zuckerfuck as his target? You know, garner a little popular support for ISIS. I hear he's a Jew and Facebook is Yiddish for "Fuck Mohamed".

The picture represents Trump denying reality. Stop pretending to be so stupid. You are dumb, but not that stupid.

Welcome to the dark ages. Science = bad.

It's only for the liberal elites--not for real Americans. They use "common sense"

Ironman says

FAKE Science = bad.

Exhibit A. Ironman thinks he can declare some science "fake". How much longer til climate scientists are thrown in jail?

We are fully post facts now.
Trump will proceed to BS every minute of the next 4 years.
He will continuously say things that are blatantly disconnected from reality.
Many will believe him and denounce these pesky media denouncing him as biased.

Heraclitusstudent says

He will continuously say things that are blatantly disconnected from reality.

Many will believe him and denounce these pesky media denouncing him as biased.

Yep. If he repeats it enough times...

They started Impeachbush and impeachobama it didn't get us anywhere.

Would be funny if he did that. Especially considering his relationship with Rosie ODonnel.

That smarmy little fuck will get what's coming to him someday!

Behold the generosity and compassion of Leftists! Singlehandedly oppressing a minority group! He will probably blame his reprehensible actions on Trump.

Ironman says

Isn't that what you fucking assholes have been doing for the last 8 years with Obama?

I guess Obama doesn't make an inauguration speech assaulting the establishment while stuffing his cabinets with establishment personnel.

This kind of lies.

joeyjojojunior says

How much longer til climate scientists are thrown in jail?

not going to happen. but what did actually happen, were open threats to jail those who question the leftist climate change narrative, under federal racketeering charges.

go fuck your own face, troll

Nobody wanted to risk getting fragged.

Instead of kissing babies, Trumpligula and his cohorts will send them cartwheeling over the crowd's heads with a muscular, fisted SIG HEIL!

joeyjojojunior says

How much longer til climate scientists are thrown in jail?

I guess we can thank the patriot act for paving the way for loss of civil rights. Fortunately the previous administration used it in such a benevolent manner....oh wait...

Any Government that doesn't ban cars and forcibly sterilize indigent people after they have 2 babies, is all bullshit.

How are we feeling about ARLP at this point?

It's now called Climate Fraud Subject To Summary Impalement.

Ironman says

Wait, according to some delusional ones here, Trump was stuffing his cabinet with Goldman Sacks

When I think of "capitalizing gains and socializing losses" Goldman Sachs comes to mind first. They were able to do that by colluding with government.

One could argue that the Goldman Sachs guys are smart and that's why he has brought them in and that he would be interacting with them "on his terms" and not in a way such that he is giving supporters their "pound of flesh" for said support.

Ironman says

STOP whining and accept it.

OBEY!

A genuine American article would cost $100 and smell like bacon fat and cigar smoke.