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All passengers should be allowed one flamethrower carry on. You want my seat? Come and get it!

https://mobile.twitter.com/Tyler_Bridges/status/851228695360663552/video/1

Blurtman says

All passengers should be allowed one flamethrower carry on.

You joke but try taking a prop thermal detonator through security.

Airport security must be ran by trekkies.

Heraclitusstudent says

At some point the fed need to get rid of some of those treasurie

They really don't. I suspect the balance sheet will not shrink for a long time. As far as NAC, if it gets back to 15.50 range, I will sell my whole position. Pension crisis will come to California. You cannot pay retired firefighters 200K a year. The math just does not work.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

Re-Accomodation Pitchfork

Bwhahahaha.

What about a dog crate in the cargo hold? Surely that would have been more humane!

Oooh a City worker sure would love to interview that person to get their personal political views wouldn't you?
Every restaurant in South Florida is a well documented Shit hole on every major TV stations news segment at one time or another. Many have been featured multiple times by different "Dirty Kitchen" segments from different stations.

A bogus health inspection report is just petty piss poor attempt at Liberals to desperately be relevant again. Think I'll go up there for lunch today.

How many Police State Republicans sat in their seats & did nothing?
Dragging a random man off a plane is their version of Law & Order?
They sit there & let a group of worthless Big Govt. Chicago SOCIALIST employees
forcefully & violently manhandle a paying customer who was simply sitting in a seat.
Republicans need to pay a lot more taxes to cover the civil settlement.

Dao's attorney said he suffered a broken nose,concussion & the loss of two teeth.

Time to pass some new laws with extreme punishments.
Stockholders are CRUEL & UNUSUAL?
Wonder if castrating male & circumcising female stockholders on a guillotine would prevent this type of airline dictator action?
Removing their hands would not allow them to handle the money they love more than fellow human beings.
They are ultimately responsible & need to answer for their EVIL.
Sue each & every stockholder.

M-U-N-O-Z! Why does United had a FUR-ER-NER as CEO?

When Dao wins a BIG MONEY judgement,he needs to flaunt it in front of the Socialist Chicago Police &
all the Republican taxpayers & United stockholders.

Look what I have,STUPID FUCKS!

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

WRITHING WITH MAGGOTS!

Great source of protein.

Tenpoundbass says

Every restaurant in South Florida is a well documented Shit hole

Republicans make Florida a shit hole?

This too easy!

Too bad one of the patrons didn't die from that exquisite chocolate cake.

Sprinkle it with a few rat turds, and it's actually OK!

Quigley says

What about a dog crate in the cargo hold? Surely that would have been more humane!

And, since the leased to much space for UPS/USPS Packages, put him in storage for 20 hours until the next flight!

Maybe they could have given him a lap dance from a handsome young man?

They should have an obese standby with bad hygiene in reserve for this situation. "Looks like we are seat-mates." "Farrrrrttt!!!" "Belch!!!!" (Repetitive nose picking.)

They forgot the George Carlin Solution.

www.youtube.com/embed/HbXsupmufBQ

Ironman says

Just remember, Obama didn't order any of Trump's people to be surveilled.... Oops.... Maybe not...

Ironman says

Nope, just the opposite, it proves that the spooks weren't listening to the Russians, and the claim that some of Trump's crew were listened to inadvertently as you claim.. The spooks (and Obama) specifically and deliberately listened to and targeted Trump's associates, and didn't find anything.

I'm thinking you just don't know what the word former means. As in he left the trump campaign. Which mean's he's not a trump associate. Repeat after me, he left the campaign, THEN he was put under surveillance. It's a hard concept, but if you really, really concentrate I think you might be able to understand it.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/12/us/politics/carter-page-fisa-warrant-russia-trump.html?_r=0

The Justice Department considered direct surveillance of anyone tied to a political campaign as a line it did not want to cross, the official added. But its decision to seek a wiretap once it was clear that Mr. Page had left the campaign was the latest indication that, as Mr. Trump built his insurgent run for the White House, the F.B.I. was deeply concerned about whether any of his associates were colluding with Russia.

Ironman says

(oh crap, after all that surveillance, NO PROOF)..... so sad..

Yep so sad that there is no proof that has been released from an ongoing investigation. Ongoing is one of those hard words, like former.

bob2356 says

The Justice Department considered direct surveillance of anyone tied to a political campaign as a line it did not want to cross, the official added. But its decision to seek a wiretap once it was clear that Mr. Page had left the campaign was the latest indication that, as Mr. Trump built his insurgent run for the White House, the F.B.I. was deeply concerned about whether any of his associates were colluding with Russia.

OR, that it was an excuse that the investigation could begin and thereby smearing Trump via Page if anything was found.

Which seems to have not been the case, they apparently found nothing.

‘We expect him to keep his word, and right now he’s not keeping his word,’ says one campaign supporter.
It's not that Trump lies,it's that his supporters are suckers.

Day one: I will declare China a currency scoundrel.
It's hard to be a full time golfer & President.

Give him time, give him time. Eventually, Trumpligula will commit some act of heinous, bigoted, violent narcissism that would make Kim Jong-Un retch, and re-enamor himself of his base.

Truly you are a trendsetting wanker!

I'm not sure if I'm scared or relieved that Trump has enough free time on his hands to engage in a Twitter flame war.

When Stewart starts making jokes about yams, cannibal anarchy, and eating face, we will know for sure he is a common plagiarist.

He is a flaming liberal, so he won't touch "immense hirsute lesbian".

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

like WHO IS MELANOMA FUCKING NOW, FUCKFACE?

So tempting. Might need to start a go fund me campaign for legal and medical fees after that one.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

If he cared about comedy, he'd ride one to work.

Jesus fucking a goat. That was funny. Whatever you were drinking last night, have some more tonight.

FUCK the FACE of anyone that isn't calling for the BOYCOTT of ALL Republicans,constantly.

It's TRUMPLIGULA! It's on the birth certificate!

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

The Vietnamese place had a drier Aussie riesling out yesterday. It was a tossup between that and the also ran chardonnay. I'll head back this afternoon and see if it helps again.

Golden Grain & Gatorade or enjoy WIMPISM!

I used to visit friends who obsessed over that show and always had it on. Of course they only watched it while baked so I assume it was funnier that way.
Maybe you would fit in with my baked friends, jazz! Somehow that makes me like you better.

Nice, those been fun

Well perhaps you and I should have a proxy flame war through Jon Stewart and Donald Trump.

jazz music says

ACTIVISM led to this reform of the rules in many states. Arizona just joined the list!

This represents another Republican governor adding himself to the list making vitally needed liberal changes to make Arizona streets safer.

http://reason.com/blog/2017/04/13/arizona-makes-it-tougher-for-police-to-s

Why is that a LIBERAL CHANGE? How about: This represents another governor making Arizona streets safer. Why all the political BS all the time? I seriously doubt that AZ's streets are safer because the governor made a rule that police can't seize your personal property.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

infamous video of a United Airlines passenger being ripped from his seat is prompting other customers to come forward with their own complaints.ABC11' sister station in New York has learned about a disturbing alleged incident aboard a flight out of Newark involving physical and sexual harassment.

Was it Donald Trump or Bill O'Reilly? The American public have a right to know.

Ironworker says

Corrections are naturally occurring and the people who make real money in stocks are not trying to time them. They pay less in taxes, stare at screens less and enjoy life more. Correction timers are real success in investing game.

I was just back-testing a simple moving-average market timing strategy vs buy and hold:

This is adding $1000/mo in cash to your position every month, since 1980.

Blue is # of S&P 500 Index shares via Buy & Hold,
Red # shares held by simple market timing of getting out when there's a SMA cross of death and getting back in when the price recovers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_average_crossover

Shows this worked great in the 2002 and 2008 crashes, but more recently it's just chopping too much

Yes, it's a violation of the Constitution to let some drunk sit next to you on a flight who beats off and ejaculates on you and then barfs down your cleavage.

The next time, she should stay out of the cockpit.

komputodo says

I seriously doubt that AZ's streets are safer because the governor made a rule that police can't seize your personal property.

Maybe you should look at how civil forfeiture is actually being used vs how it was intended to be used before you make such a judgement. The streets are much safer, only the criminals can steal from you now instead of the criminals and the police.

It's not.
The change was initiated and executed by a republican governor.

komputodo says

Why is that a LIBERAL CHANGE?

Easy solution. Commercial grade Re-Accomadation pitchforks for all passengers once they pass through TSA rape gates

Does anyone have a visual of the re-accommodation pitchfork and is it available with 2day delivery on Amazon Prime?

Bellingham Bill says

I was just back-testing a simple moving-average market timing strategy vs buy and hold:

@"Bellingham Bill" what software did you use for that test and graph?

I'd kill to see a density map of the houses with that "we don't care who you are or where you're from, we're glad you're our neighbor " sign out front.

When I'm driving through the city i rarel see them, but as soon as you get out of the city to places where people can afford to sleep shouting distance apart from one another, they're everywhere.

I got the S&P 500 historical data from yahoo finance and did the calculations in excel 2008 on my hackintosh . . .

Bellingham Bill says

did the calculations in excel

Masochist