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Tim Aurora says

we all deserve that for electing this stupid guy.

Who's this dumb ass "we" you speak of. Republicans?
Democrats elected Trump by voting for an Electoral loser.

Fuck Democrats & Republicans!

I love it! Will probably outsell GayLubeOil's shirts by a wide margin.

Are these diodes?

It get straight to the point.

FP says

Are these diodes?

Red pill and blue pill.

Is this reference to something?

AF for press secretary. A right kind of PR guy.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

No seats, no food, a hole in the floor at the back of the plane if you're too stupid to shit and piss before you get on the plane and no cabin staff except for one IHL per flight armed with a cattle prod and a shot gun.

Fly the FUCK! YOU! SKIES!

I wouldn't mind taking an hour or so flight standing up. All those long lines at the airport make you stand anyway. The price has to be right.

I like it.

Have a straw-lined floor, no seats, no bathrooms or windows, have it standing room only, and have passengers share the ride with roaming chickens, goats, pigs and diseased third-world passengers, vomiting and shitting infectious effluent all over the cabin!

Once Trump builds that wall, The Cans will be swallowing dozens of balloons filled with raw cocaine and gobbling up all the extra stand by capacity on FUCK YOU AIR!

No first class....just last class

Sounds like a Democratic party platform.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

The tariffs would be based on loyalty.

You get discounts for surviving previous flights.

I have no loyalty to major companies. They are all scumbags trying to rip me off. Except for Apple, Tesla and Costco.
I went to the AT&T store last month to get an iPhone for my daughter. I have everything with AT&T....lots of phones, internet and direct TV. They try to sell me an Apple watch. I tell them I already have one. They say if I buy the Apple watch for $389, they will give me $50.00 off per month for the next 12 months on the Direct TV. It's obviously an offer I cannot refuse, so I buy the watch. One week later I check my account, and guess what? No $50.00 discounts. I call the store and they give me bullshit. So I return the watch (i intentionally kept the box unopened) and file a complaint.
I have always had problems with banks, phone companies and cable companies. Damn crooks.

FortWayne says

Sounds like a Democratic party platform.

LOL LOL. OK, that was really funny.

I hate this airline already. Every time somebody gets off the crapper, the cabin de-pressurizes. The IHLs make you eat the peanuts out of their skeevy snatches.

Well as a symbol it's got a LOT going on, certainly not obvious to first look. But that could work in favor making it cool to wear about since the unenlightened wouldn't really know what to think and probably a lot of people would ask about it.

Sounds like TrumpAir:

The drink cart will be pushed by Trump and only have kool-aid, and be served in cups (made in China) emblazoned with MAGA.

Can someone post a reference explaining the blue/red pill topic?

Riding this airline is the worst experience I've had since watching the TSA agents licking their fingers after a body cavity search.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

You get discounts for surviving previous flights...You can make a further discount by offering to help clean the cabin and drag out the dead and burn them on the tarmac

Will they let me fly the plane? I hear it's mostly done by computers anyway, and I can type B-A-R-R-E-L-R-O-L-L really quickly.

The red pill sperm is looking for a RealDoll.

Wogster = blue pill

Non sequitur

I'm assuming the airline will be able to overbook the flights by 10,000%, not be required to refund bumped passengers airfares or provide them with alternative flights, beat and sexually assault passengers at will, and charge $5 per mile as airfare, along with an additional $500 per-bag checked luggage fee, $300 carry-on bag fee, $250 fuel surcharge, $250 bed pan charge, $250 catheter charge, $150 anal cavity search security fee, along with multiple other additional charges.

In my opinion, a little more abstraction would be better. Not subtle enough. Then again, maybe you're not going for subtle.

What is it ? Sperm going their own way ?

Not bad though.

Well if CNN says it then it must be true. God that Trump really hates those idiots at CNN. They never know when they are being the joke.

What if it was exactly the same as the hat, but remove the blue ones.

He with the Air force one gets to ignore the most criminality aye Woggy?

CBOEtrader says

So Wikileaks could have been sourced via any hacker w a server in russia, iran, or china, OR any insider with access. The Russia theory is all confirmation bias. Its neither proven nor universally agreed to be the best current theory.

Or any 300lb Hacker with diet coke, or any gathering of Finns formerly on the 1001 Commodore 64 Demo squad.

With passwords like "Obama08" and "Passw0rd" hacking the Podesta, DNC, and Hillary's mail servers hardly required Gary McKennon or Adrian Lamo level abilities.

The real question is: "Who didn't hack into these systems."

We need to have Government Agents examine the DNC Server. When is the DNC turning them over so we can get to bottom of the hacking?

Would it be accurate to say: The White House is filled with idiots trying to emulate Trump?

How about a blue pill wearing a French maid's outfit on knees offering a strap on to a Brunhilde IHL?

BayArea says

Can someone post a reference explaining the blue/red pill topic?

@BayArea Start here: http://archive.is/20150610190226/www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/12v1hf/almost_a_hundred_subscribers_welcome_newcomers/

Oh dear. It's getting [more] embarrassing.

Pull the trigger, dude. You've lost it.

Well he didn't fist bump anyone did he? Or say "Uh, Uh, uh... uh... ISL!" a bunch of times over did he?
My Panamanian Puerto Rican friend who was 100% anti Trump even though he wasn't voting since day one.
Is saying... "You know I'm really am starting to enjoy Trump as President, and he is doing exactly what he said he was going to do."
Although at the time, he kept telling me, "That's what they all say." Then kept reminding me he's a billionaire and I'm crazy if I think he will get in there and do things differently.
Now he's saying... "I'll give you guys that, he's doing more for his voters than Obama did for anyone. "

He's enjoying watching the Liberals melt down, now he thinks the Liberals are a bunch of quakoes.

This time we elected a game show host. Next time should we go whole hog and elect a Hollywood actor? I hear Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) might be running! He's at least as black as Obama, and a lot more likeable.

I don't like that one as much. It just makes me think about seniors not getting the meds they need. Unless you notice (and comprehend) the little fisting female symbol, it's basically a commentary on seniors and pills.