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2006 Jun 21, 3:33am   32,204 views  280 comments

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Whack-a-mole

Here's your chance, have at it. The grumpiness level is rising. Longtime readers probably have sensed the subtle shift in discourse here at Patrick.net. We do have a lot more readers now, and this will only continue to grow as the correction proceeds. But us authors are also increasingly disagreeing over issues that before seemed minor, but now seem more fundamental. In the beginning it was easy: do you believe there is a real-estate bubble or not? But now debate is mired in details of sticky this, hard or soft that, or inflation/deflation the other.

So, take this opportunity to whack-the-authors. Let us know what each of the "on-air personalities" here does that annoys, disturbs or bores you. Is it Randy H's never ending econobabble? Or HARM's fundamentals fundamentalism? Maybe Peter P's metaphysical contrarianism? Surfer-X's descriptive suggestions to select commentors? Maybe even SQT's unshakable reasonableness pisses you off, or astrid's philosophical introspection. Perhaps it's just the daily digressions on sushi and kitchen knives...

If we can't laugh at ourselves then we'll never hope to improve upon the lot we've drawn. Consider it a roast. Help us to see ourselves as you see us. (Obviously, the definition of "Troll" will be a bit different for this thread. Feed surfer-X at your own risk.)

--Randy H

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48   surfer-x   2006 Jun 21, 5:56am  

I'm 37% less offensive in person.*

*Not investment advice.

49   Claire   2006 Jun 21, 5:56am  

surfer-x

I wasn't really insulted - I just never bother with the :-) signs, and I do not know the chewbacca defense well enough to work it out.

50   surfer-x   2006 Jun 21, 5:57am  

newsfreak,

I couldn't take it and bailed, I was GS-11, but couldn't do nothing all day. I guess I'm not cut out for guberment work. I gave the job to my friend who is perfect for it. I should have stayed. But what is life if not filled with regret?

51   Claire   2006 Jun 21, 6:05am  

I've just had an idea - let's get Google and all the other tech firms to relocate;-) Then there'll be more housing available and no one with stock options to bid up the prices (here).......

52   DinOR   2006 Jun 21, 6:05am  

surfer X,

I don't know how much regret there could be. When I got off active duty military I felt the obligation to make my years "count" by transitioning to the GS side to "salvage" my career. Well I would have been about 5 years shy of a full retirement and they transferred the whole operation to FL. The days felt like an eternity. I still run into some of the folks that worked there and they just look and sound utterly defeated. I get depressed just talking to them.

53   surfer-x   2006 Jun 21, 6:07am  

When we lived in Humboldt, geologists were a special class of people since there are so many faults lines ther I guess. Must have been alot of jobs for the USGS?

Not to mention all that weed, whoops, I meant hemp. You can make rope out of it.

54   skibum   2006 Jun 21, 6:11am  

bikes2work,

Here's the CNN version of this same story:

http://tinyurl.com/z3nbq

It has the entire list of cities. Here are some bubblicious cities with population declines (these are over 1 year's time):

Boston -1.52%
Salinas -1.17%
DC -0.67%
Cambridge, MA -0.66%
SF -0.51%
Costa Mesa -0.51%
Oakland -0.46%
Glendale -0.42%

Here are some (+) population growth bubblicious cities:

Sacto +0.54%
Sunnyvale +0.89%
San Josebag +1.06%
Mesa, AZ +1.29%
Santa Clara +1.54%
Miami +2.05%
Santa Clarita +2.31%
Roseville +2.76%
Rancho Cucamonga +6.44%
N Las Vegas +11.41%
Elk Grove +11.57%

What's interesting to me is not the areas with growth, which are generally in regions without land restrictions for development (minus the Google sphere you see), but what's interesting is all the bigger bubble cities LOSING population. So how do these "fundamentals" support prices in these places?

55   Claire   2006 Jun 21, 6:18am  

Maybe the reason the population growth is declining is because people are cashing in and getting out. I have one friend who sold their fixer-upper in San Jose and bought a brand new (much bigger) house in Arizona, and had some change left over!

56   Peter P   2006 Jun 21, 6:18am  

Sir Peter P, Lord of Crustaceans, is also very fond of ceramic knives.

Actually I prefer steel. :)

57   skibum   2006 Jun 21, 6:19am  

LILLL,
You know things are screwed up if your friend thinks it's better in Switzerland. Now there's a place where they truly are not making any more land. The wife and I went to a wedding there about 4 years ago, and I recall checking out some real estate listings in papers for the fun of it, since we were in a ski resort area (Interlaken, Wengen, Murren). We thought prices were expensive back then. Since then the dollar has declined against the Sui Franc last I checked.

58   Claire   2006 Jun 21, 6:21am  

Who needs fundamentals when the realtors are still maintaining that the housing market is good.

59   skibum   2006 Jun 21, 6:22am  

we made rope,
the invisible rope of the mind.

sshhhh - one of them evangelical bible thumpers might hear you....

60   surfer-x   2006 Jun 21, 6:22am  

As my Dad believes, he almost lost his house a few years back because he doesn’t understand that taking out loans against your home is a bad thing.

Whaaaaat? Now this is bizarre, how can I be your Father if your Father is my Father? Just plain odd. Easily explained if we lived in the South though.

61   skibum   2006 Jun 21, 6:23am  

I guess it would be good to mention that he has a nice sized arsenal of weapons, so it probably would have happened if the bank hadn’t worked with him to find a solution. Crazy bastard!

Sweeeeet!

62   HARM   2006 Jun 21, 6:29am  

But he actually told the bank that if they try to foreclose on him they had better send the national guard cause there ain’t no way he’s leaving.

I guess it would be good to mention that he has a nice sized arsenal of weapons

Expect to see a lot more of this in the months & years to come. Perhaps the next bubble will be in guns & ammo. Better stock up!

63   DinOR   2006 Jun 21, 6:33am  

Robert Cote'

Your very accurate description of "Mom and Dad San Diego" deserved nothing less! It's just so hysterical to me that Ameriprise runs these repulsive ass smooching commercials about how the 60's generation was sooooooo unique and what individuals they were and it only took you about three sentences to sum up their intentions, designs and "bail out" plan. It was like, "hey I know these people!"

64   HARM   2006 Jun 21, 6:35am  

My personal foreclosure "negotiation" tool of choice:
http://www.carnwyffa.u-net.com/GUNS/G36.html

It's too bad they're illegal here in the P.R.C. :-(

65   skibum   2006 Jun 21, 6:36am  

Posse HELOC?
HELOC Posse?

Hang
Every
Last
Owner of
Crapboxes

66   HARM   2006 Jun 21, 6:39am  

Newsfreak,

I approved your comment. Certain common spammer keywords will automatically trigger moderation, inlcuding: Paxil, Viagra, Zocor and Lipitor (and you used all four). Because CIALIS is also on the list, any post with the the word soCIALISm also gets moderated as well.

67   surfer-x   2006 Jun 21, 6:41am  

Posse HELOComptus

68   Claire   2006 Jun 21, 6:41am  

drop in home values, but not in prices - perhaps they are refering to inflation

69   skibum   2006 Jun 21, 6:43am  

Yes, I went to the doctor in Elko and he had a clock on the wall with the big V. Too funny.

Yes, we get innundated with plastic pharma crap all the time. At least the Viagra folks have a sense of humor. They've sent out calculators that "rise up" when you push a button, and retractable pens...

70   requiem   2006 Jun 21, 6:43am  

T Lynch:

Inflation. It's as if the 5¢ loaf of bread your grandparents talked about still cost 5¢ today, only not quite so extreme. The price stayed the same, but the "value" dropped. It would be nice if the article used terms like real and nominal, but that's be too far above their target audience.

71   HARM   2006 Jun 21, 6:45am  

PRC sucks!! I’d hate to live with 1.2 billion other people…bad enough I have to deal with the 300 million idiots in America!

T Lynch,

Are you being sly here ? ;-) P.R.C. = People's Republic of California. Or perhaps that should be P.R.K. (Kalifornia).

72   surfer-x   2006 Jun 21, 6:49am  

ahahahahah it's the Chewbacca defense,

It just doesn't make sense, if value falls but prices stay the same how can there be a crash, it just doesn't make sense.

The economists cautioned that the projected dip in home values is not a decline in prices. They actually expect home prices in California will stay flat and inflation will push values lower. The forecast is for the state overall -- some areas may fare better, some worse.

But Brown, a 26-year veteran of the local market, recently cautioned that buyers who plan to stay in a home less than five years need to be careful. Real estate moves in cycles, he said.

Ratcliff writes that there are a number of variables that could still upend his soft-landing forecast, and even lead to a statewide recession. One is the potential for another large drop in manufacturing employment, another the unknown effect of the adjustable rate mortgages that became popular with buyers in the past few years.

Sounds a lot like talking out both sides of ones mouth. I hear capitulation. Nice usuage of the Chewbacca defense.

Value down, prices flat, doesn't make sense, walla soft landing.

73   DinOR   2006 Jun 21, 6:49am  

HARM,

What would the purpose be of having translucent mags? Just curious.

74   skibum   2006 Jun 21, 6:50am  

Actually I have been to a few states where I felt like I should add, “I am speaking English here, excuse me?”

I felt that way in Boston all the time.

75   Peter P   2006 Jun 21, 6:50am  

One is the potential for another large drop in manufacturing employment

Or the potential for a large drop in housing employment?

76   surfer-x   2006 Jun 21, 6:51am  

What would the purpose be of having translucent mags? Just curious.

Think of the translucent mag as the 26" Spreewells* for guns.

*Wheels with the stupid spinning middle part that continues to rotate when Escalade is stopped. Named after Latrel Spreewell, thugball playa best known for choking his coach when playing for golden state.

77   HARM   2006 Jun 21, 6:51am  

But when you see all the spam that comes in from people selling pharmaceutical drugs, then you realize how important that spam filter is.

I'm thinking of adding the following to our blog's spam filter:

"_____ only goes up"
"they're not making any more of it"
"Everyone wants to live in _______"
"I know a guy who sold his house in ______ for $__,000,000.00 over asking."
"David Lereah/Leslie Appleton-Young/Gary Watts/anyone from Harvard says ________"

78   skibum   2006 Jun 21, 6:51am  

The mercury news is a total rag of a paper. It makes the Chronicle read like Shakespeare.

79   Claire   2006 Jun 21, 6:52am  

From the Mercury news report....."Ratcliff writes that there are a number of variables that could still upend his soft-landing forecast, and even lead to a statewide recession. One is the potential for another large drop in manufacturing employment, another the unknown effect of the adjustable rate mortgages that became popular with buyers in the past few years."

I'm picking reason number 2 for a big bubble burst here!

80   HARM   2006 Jun 21, 6:54am  

What would the purpose be of having translucent mags? Just curious.

Actually there is a pratical reason for this: you can quickly see how much ammo you have left without having to remove the magazine. Comes in very handy when fending off wave after wave of oncoming bank repo men.

81   surfer-x   2006 Jun 21, 6:55am  

I just can't get past The economists cautioned that the projected dip in home values is not a decline in prices. Amazing.

Might as well have written, consequent contraction of the liquid was not sufficient enough to return the product to a post-manufacturing condition upon removal from storage*

In an actual report submitted to the FDA by a labmate when I worked for an evil German company.

82   Claire   2006 Jun 21, 6:59am  

bank repo men

will they be Men in Black?

They would probably have ill-fitiing suits and no style

83   skibum   2006 Jun 21, 6:59am  

bank repo men

will they be Men in Black?

More like Emilio Estevez and Harry Dean Stanton.

84   Peter P   2006 Jun 21, 6:59am  

will they be Men in Black?

In black helicopters?

85   DinOR   2006 Jun 21, 7:01am  

HARM!

Good one! At first I thought it was a "cut-away" to show the ample mag capacity, then in the write up you find it's real. I guess I was wondering why the hi-tech show and tell? A 1/4" slot or "window" might work just as well.

*not design advice

86   Claire   2006 Jun 21, 7:02am  

So when do you thik they are going to start calling? The MIB that is?

87   Peter P   2006 Jun 21, 7:05am  

A 1/4″ slot or “window” might work just as well.

It is made of plastic... I mean polymer. May just as well make it translucent.

It does look cool.

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