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I thought quaint is what people resort to if they live in the sticks, in a tiny lot, with eccentric neighbors, and nothing to do. Quaint is what people say about their own houses if there's nothing substantively good to say about it. It's kind of like calling a person "nice" because you're trying to be polite and can't think of anything else good to say about the person.

speedingpullet:

by free association, you have forced me to remember the overuse of...

cute.

As in, Annette Funicello is cute!

Astrid:

Aha, pretty much what it means in England, then...
in a hands-over-eyes kinda way I was hoping that American 'quaint' would be different (not better, just dfferent).

As for 'nice'. 'Nice' used to mean 'precise'. As in "a nice point, touche".

What's the deal with 'copper plumbing'? I keep on seeing that everywere.

There are uniquely American horrors, I assume. I only associate "quaint" with the 350-year-old wattle-and-daub image, or at least the Carmel-by-the-Sea implementation thereof, so new abuses of the term are especially unwelcome to me.

I’ve been seeing a lot of
‘under market value’

What they really mean is under bubble value. Which is higher than the true fair market value but lower than comp value.

Highly controversial:

http://foreigndispatches.typepad.com/dispatches/2005/11/the_korean_econ.html

Here's a hint to sellers:

If your home is listed at a price, then it cannot be "under market value", by definition. Unless you are psychotic or under coercive threat of physical harm, then YOU AGREED TO THE LISTING PRICE! That means, your price IS THE MARKET PRICE!

As this is a Thursday and I'm full of Ikura and Sake, I'll interject a learning from the great X:

"Fucking get over it and suck it long, suck it hard! You priced your fucking overpriced stucco shitbox this low because you're afraid everyone can see the emperor's wang dongling in the wind now, and you're screwed."

Maybe you can pay your mortgage payments using your credit card...

Ikura and sake are a reasonable and most sophisticated pleasure...

Athena -

it's called schadenfreude

What is the name of the emotion that kind of news triggers?

If you don't like them, then Shadenfreude. If you do, then Mitleid. But since you are generally übel, I'd have to go with the first one.

...or the defintion of Schadenfreude for grammar masochists.

wait… I just met someone that told me they paid last month’s mortgage payment on their credit card.

That's a great idea - I've heard of rich kids in college whose parents paid for a year of tuition via their credit cards (private schools.) Just think of the miles/points/rebates you would rack up.

Of course, these people would either:
A) First make sure the credit card had a 0% interest teaser rate or...

B) Pay off the card at the end of the month.

That's what the person you overheard did right? Pay their last mortgage bill with a credit card so that they can earn points and then pay off the bill at the end of the month.

Pretty smart if you ask me. Just like lawyers and doctors getting interest only loans. It's a great idea.

Bap33 Says:

athena, for fellers the reaction is commonly called “a chub” …. or chubby ….

And for gals its normally known as a 'wide-on'.

Or at least in my neck of the woods.

OK, going now...

On that note, I'm going to bed too...

That reminds me of another favourite - "potential", as in that beautiful collapsing barn at the top of the page has a lot of "potential".

Custom graphic courtsey of HARM-X Inc. ®

Shhhhh. Folks, be quiet.

If those folks do not rake in credit card debt, the credit card companies will not make any profit and cancel all their rebate/point/rewards programs.

I personally use only Citi Dividend. 5% cash back on groceries and gas. 1% on everything else. For me nothing beats cash.

DO NOT TELL people to pay off their credit card debt. I need my cash back.

Athena,

I'll bet this lady is one of the people who used an equity line to pay off all their credit cards....now the house is underwater and (ironically) they are loading up the plastic again to make the payments on the house and praying for more home appreciation to bail them out... not gonna happen!

Fortunately, there is a solution for people in this situation. It is called declaring bankruptcy and moving back in with mom. Those of us who took out too many student loans don't have that luxury.

Very nice barn, HARM, I would have added one myself, but it seems I can't upload images to the server. Oh well, yours was perfect!

tsusiat,

Np. Yeah, Patrick limits image uploads mainly to conserve on file space. If you have an image you'd especially like to use next time, either email it to me or post the link here and I'll upload it for you.

Glen,

"Fortunately, there is a solution for people in this situation. It is called declaring bankruptcy and moving back in with mom. Those of us who took out too many student loans don’t have that luxury."

LOL! Did your law profs ever tell you the story of why student loans are no longer forgiveable? With all this homeowner credit abuse, maybe this country can make some moves towards no forgiveness for mortgage loans.

Afterall, at least you're trying to improve yourself with student loans. When a FB buys a house, they're doing zero good for it. Back to debtor's prisons for unpaid personal loans (excluding medical costs, which, damn it, US ought to be providing for free like the rest of the goddamn civilized world).

HARM,

Great picture. This June, I was hiking past condemned 19th century cabins that were in better shape than that house/barn/wreck/fixer upper.

I searched for Main Street Media on the web and this is what I found:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1627684/posts

A quote from from that link:

]]Do take note that the last guy who kept bringing up inevitable civil war got banned despite his standing as a former SEAL and patriot.

It is getting worse by the day, just go to Los Angeles or San Jose if you have not been there in a few years and you will see that is exactly where things are headed.

Hm, somehow I doubt he's referring to overpriced houses...

Astrid,

Nah...debtor's prison or unavailability of BK is too harsh. I actually have some compassion for some of the ignorant fools...some of them are my friends.

Plus, I think BK serves a useful social function. It lets people start over again, hopefully wiser than when they took out all that debt in the first place. Many people go on to great success after emerging from BK. I think the benefits of the BK system outweigh the moral hazard. If we didn't have a BK system for homedebtors, my guess is that participation in crime and the "underground economy" would be a big net drain. Plus I would guess that alcohol and drug abuse, divorces and suicides would increase quite a bit.

I think when this gets really ugly we will all kind of feel sorry for some of the FBs (at least the ones who were just financially illiterate, if not the greedy flippers). In all seriousness, I expect that a lot of them will be relieved when they file their bankruptcy petition. And I will be more than happy to assist their creditors by making a lowball offer to the bankruptcy trustee on the home of my choice.

Glen,

Maybe not debtor's prison (prisons are never a profitable business for US taxpayers) but why not lifetime debt? The pre-20th Century view of personal bankruptcy was essentially fraud. If we are forced to carry a lifetime debt burden for higher education (and really, US is about the only developed country with such a high education cost burden) then why not housing?

I guess the current BK law will find many people stuck in either a chapter 13 reorg due to income restrictions (I think of it as "shouldn't a high earning professional like you know better" restriction) or fraudulent representation. However, I'd like to see how these laws actually get enforced when the crush of foreclosures and bankruptcies come.

Astrid,

It won't happen. FBs will get away with their wanton excesses. This is a democracy. Politicians make a living out of pandering to the public.

Besides, FBs are not all that bad people. They have been merely optimizing based on low interest rates and rising RE prices, although the optimization is very local and short-term.

We have a nanny state. Children are absolved of their mistakes. It's the parents' fault.

Astrid,

It won't happen. FBs will get away with their wanton excesses. This is a democracy. Politicians make a living out of pandering to the public.

Besides, FBs are not all that bad people. They have been merely optimizing based on low interest rates and rising RE prices, although the optimization is very local and short-term.

We have a nanny state. Children are absolved of their mistakes. It's the parents' fault.

athena,

How good to have you back O Godess of Common Sense!

I don't know how many times I've used your phrase "No, I am not interested in buying your maxed out credit cards" (on the blog and in my day to day conversations! People really seem to be able to connect with that. But then you have so many wise sayings!

Randy H,

I'm not so much surprised by your penchant for sake nor your X like rant (however concise) but on a THURSDAY night! Tisk, tisk.

Discipline has gone right out the window here folks.

(Can I get you a glass of water?)

Conor,

Why the sudden shift? I'd heard it was as high as 43%? just last night. New jobs won't come out for a couple of hours?

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Hiring slowed in July as employers added just 113,000 new jobs, propelling the unemployment rate to a five-month high of 4.8 percent and providing fresh evidence that companies are growing cautious amid high energy prices. Wages grew solidly.

GC,

Thanks! Still had the sound down.

I do agree, not ALL FB's are "bad people" but from my perspective it really doesn't matter that much. Once painted into a corner they will all likely respond pretty much the same. Blaming everyone but themselves and seaking solutions that don't require "anything out of pocket" to them. Including outright lies to their listing realtor, lenders and potential buyers.

seeking?

Nice graphic HARM btw! Is that "beauty" up in Oregon?

Well.. I've been doing some initial relocation research and this is what I've found so far.
I've just spent the last 3 days researching Nashville since it could very well be home in a year. I'd never done a lot of hardcore looking, but all I can say is that compared to SF, the pendulum might as well be swung in the total opposite direction. I knew it was cheaper, but jesus, it's super cheap.
Here's that I found so far. The population is around 550,000 in the immediate city and another 500,000 in the surrounding area. So it has grown from the 350,000 it was when I left. Secondly, there are around 220 Japanese restaurants. I didn't expect any. Some were even rated very well. Not to mention the myriads of BBQ joints.
The school system in general is rated highly throughout the city with small classrooms and a full compliment of extra curricular activtities. Most residents send their children to public schools as there's no need to pay for a private school since the public ones suffice just fine.

Now... here's the juicy part. The cost of housing, both rental and buying is totally the opposite of what it is here. On average, the cost of renting is MORE than the cost of a mortgage. Not always, but seemingly a lot of the time. Rents and home prices were all over the place. Smaller 2-3 bedroom homes from the 40's and 50's were as little as 50k. Newer, large homes in more upscale neighborhoods were as much as 400k. A HUGE delta in prices. Rents were as much as $1800 to $350. Yes.. I saw a HOUSE for $350 a month. It wasn't in the best area, but still... $350.
I saw tons and tons of houses in the 50-75,000 range, and all within 5 miles of the city. These homes are the same size and style as what you'd find common in berkeley. Small 2-3 bedroom cottages and bungalows. Of course many were fairly plain, but for 50k? who cares. Nothing that a few trips to Home Depot wouldn't take care of.There were lots of examples like this: http://nashville.craigslist.org/rfs/186078224.html
Again, not a real charmer, but we could literally put 20k down and still pay less per month on a mortgage than we pay now for renting. And to top it all off, the last 2 jobs that I heard back from in Nashville were willing to pay the same that I make here.
So what this means is that a family making around 60-100k would do about the same in Nashville as a family in SF making 200k. These 2 cities might as well be on diffrent planets. They simply do not have anything financially in common.
I know all of this must sound incredibly obvious, but after I really looked and did some research, it was pretty amazing to me.

wow, that place in the pic is a real fixer-upper... a handyman's dream...

i might even be tempted to swap my red paper clip here for that house...

Sean,
Ya... it's a little rough. I don't think I'd buy that one. But to me it was still amazing that anything- even sort of shoddy would be 40k.For a little more, as in 50-60k, you can get a small home in good shape.
There are a lot of nice victorian style homes for 100-150k, which is more along my lines anyhow. This one, though about 45 minutes outside of Nashville, is absolutely amazing. 150k. I'm imagining this would be well over 1.5 million here in SF, if not more. http://nashville.craigslist.org/rfs/189501035.html

I think this one would be more my style, but I'd paint it some other color.
http://nashville.craigslist.org/rfs/185617914.html

Conor,
One has to be honest about the way things are in diffrent areas. Yes, as someone born and raised in the south, the collective culture there is diffrent from California, just like Chicago is diffrent than NYC. I'll admit that I HATE change. I've been here 7 years. Moving to another area is going to be a drastic change even though I am actually from that region to start with.
But just imagine someone who was born and raised in California? All they've ever knows is nice weather, an expectation of good cuisine, and higher salaries? The way I look at it, there are people like my brother who has never left TN, thinks it's the best place in the world, hates going to NY where his GF lives. So in that respect, I can understand the fear people everywhere, regardless of their home state would have when it comes to relocating.
The other side of the equation is that for people in CA and NY, the choice to move is in some instances caused by elements beyond their control. In CA's case- overpriced housing and a stratified social composition. If you're a hardworking middle class person, or in my case, an educated almost upper middle class person, having to leave because you aren't making enough to buy a crappy little house is almost an insult. We're americans and we like to think that we're all equal. But California makes it clear to everyone that indeed there are now places in this country where you HAVE to be rich to survive, and that's nasty sounding to our ears. So people don't like the idea of changing their lives just because they Joe millionaire up the street got his, and they didn't. Pride. Plain and simple.

I'm hoping there isn't a wave of people following me out of here. I think that the crash will happen soon enough and hopefully people will forget about the housing problem. I have no doubt that there will be a lot of changes in the area I go to, but I'd sure hate to see it turn into another California. What's scary is that a few years ago, a family friend who was from TN moved back from SF after living there as a teacher for 30 years. He moved back for the same reason I'm moving, except he sold his condo for 350k and bought a ranch back home. He told us that Nashville and Knoxville were starting to look like California 20 years ago, so I suppose the inevitable will happen. We'll see.

I have nothing against California or anyone that decides to duke it out and stay. I had to do this for me and my wife and nothing else. That said, I'll keep you all updated on what it's like there, then maybe you'll have a better idea.