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Charlie Sheen: Fruit of the Loon?


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2010 Jan 6, 9:33am   1,168 views  9 comments

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 Charlie Sheen Hanes ads suspendedWednesday, January 6 2010, 5:10pm ESTHanes has pulled its commercials featuring Charlie Sheen in light ofhis Christmas Day arrest.The 44-year-old was apprehended in Aspen, CO after wife Brooke Muellercalled the police. He has denied the indictments and was released onbail.

***I dont mean to be jocular but Charlie seems a little co*ky and  twisted. Maybe he needs a new place to hang out?But will he ever loin? I guess it was tough for him groin up. He may need a bunch of help.

This situation is going to be a stain on his resume and thats a shame for such a strapping jock whos sometimes a bit crotchety.Alas, now this fruit of the loon has been caught short with an atomic wedgie.Will he survive? Depends.No need to thong me for this brief update but why did I feel compelled to mention the unmentionable?This is the worst news Ive heard since the boxer rebellion and I sure dont cotton toit. Oh, well, it was a package deal anyway and only for the boys.PS: Pray for Hot Shots 3.

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1   elliemae   2010 Jan 6, 10:17pm  

Hard to feel sorry for the guy - he's a mediocre actor who is the highest paid on teevee for the show he's on. He can buy another wife & family.

2   mikey   2010 Jan 7, 12:11am  

It's a hairy situation but Hanes would be nuts to sack him. Why are they being so testy? Well, I guess the balls in their court now. And it sure looks like Charlie doesn't have it in the bag anymore.

3   elliemae   2010 Jan 8, 5:14am  

Poor guy's a victim. This is the second relationship in which he's been accused of domestic violence. And he's a poor cocaine addict (recovering?). We should all fee sorry for him about the way he's been mistreated by the police, the press and now his employers.

Sorry Mikey - can't make a joke about this one. Women - you just can't beat 'em.

4   mikey   2010 Jan 8, 3:43pm  

KATHARINE HEPBURN:
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

5   elliemae   2010 Jan 9, 12:07am  

I've heard this one for both men & women, but for the purposes of my point of view we'll do the men:

Take all the men in the world & place 'em in a building. Then, when I want a smart one I check him out & take him home. If I want one to fix my car, same thing...

There are a few problems, like getting all people of one sex into one building. And the women would kill each other or hurt each other's feelings...

6   mikey   2010 Jan 9, 2:51am  

I like Erica Jong's comment:
Men and women, women and men, it will never work.

7   mikey   2010 Jan 9, 3:40am  

I just found out that Charlie's wife is a crack addict in recovery. Birds of a feather? Another interesting link is that both of them grew up surrounded by wealth. Rhetorically speaking, why are the rich so bored and unhappy?

8   elliemae   2010 Jan 10, 2:23am  

mikey says

I just found out that Charlie’s wife is a crack addict in recovery. Birds of a feather? Another interesting link is that both of them grew up surrounded by wealth. Rhetorically speaking, why are the rich so bored and unhappy?

I have a couple of answers:
1- money can't buy happiness, but it sure can rent it for awhile.
2- money can't buy happiness, but it can make misery a helluva lot more fun.

all that money mean no limits.

9   mikey   2010 Jan 10, 8:32am  

Thanks for the rent comment, Ellie. At lease it sounds plausible.

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