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elliemae
2010 Jan 11, 10:12pm
elliemae
2010 Jan 11, 10:12pm
Steve Martin also said, "I believe that sex is the most beautiful thing that money can buy..."
I don't believe that Paris Hilton said the above, though. I seem to remember a quote like that from Mae West, but can't find it online.
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Done!
2010 Jan 12, 12:19am
Done!
2010 Jan 12, 12:19am
"The Best way to impress women, is to do Pull ups, Pull up in a Porche, pull up in a Jag..."
Jay Lenno
“Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book.â€
 Madonna
“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.â€
 Paris Hilton
Sharon Stone: "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
Jeff Foxworthy: "Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts."
Billy Crystal: "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
"You know that look women get when they want sex?....Me neither."
~ Steve Martin
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
~ Lynn Lavner
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
~ Roseanne