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Nip it


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2010 Jan 20, 5:00am   921 views  4 comments

by mikey   ➕follow (0)   💰tip   ignore  

Real Offbeat News, Man Bites Off Police Officer's Nipple.

An off-duty Chicago police officer was allegedly bitten in the nipple so severely that he "lost a body part," according to his doctor. Fernando Cooper, 31, reportedly got in a scuffle with the cop outside a bar on Sunday night.

 

 

***I had to get this off my chest. This sucks. It's an udder disgrace and it's the strangest story I've read in recent mammary. I hope this boob makes a clean breast of this so that the situation can be nipped in the bud and not become a tit for tat scenario.

 

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1   elliemae   2010 Jan 20, 11:33am  

It wasn't on work time, so he'll have a difficult time milking this one. He'll rack up medical bills, tho.

2   mikey   2010 Jan 21, 12:09am  

Well, all I can say is: support your local police.

3   elliemae   2010 Jan 22, 5:44am  

BRA-hahahahahahahhahaha! you'll get bazoongas of laughs over that one - good way to hold up your end, Mikey.
:)

4   mikey   2010 Jan 22, 10:41am  

Very uplifting post, Ellie. I mean that. Cross my heart.

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