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elliemae
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2010 Feb 7, 12:33pm
mmmmmmmmmm... sorry, Mikey. Being in the medical field, I can't find much humor in a serious medical condition. Different strokes, ya know.
According to what I've read, Phil was foul mouthed before the stroke, and that he's swearing up a storm is a positive sign. I wish him a speedy recovery and wish him the best.
elliemae
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2010 Feb 9, 9:52pm
'twas the puns - and I (gently?) inserted one as well. But Captain Phil died last night; his attitude and family dynamics helped make the show a success. I wish his family and crew the best.
mikey
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2010 Feb 10, 3:16am
RIP Phil.
This was our favorite reality show. We have all the dvd's.
How sad his lifestyle was killing him. His blood pressure was 170/110. Family history of blood clots. Chain smoking, drinking, caffeine. little sleep, harsh weather.
He chose this destiny.
PS: My dad caught crabs, too. At least I remember him mentioning it.
elliemae
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2010 Feb 10, 4:22pm
Ya. He died with his boots on, and I'm sure that his kids can take some comfort in knowing that he was able to do what he loved to the end. RIP, Phil.
mikey
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2010 Feb 11, 6:29am
"Ya. He died with his boots on"
Forgive my boldness but I am led to believe that hospital protocol requires the removal of all footwear while in ICU. This includes duck boots from what I understand. Apparently, staff seems quite adamant about this directive. I assume it's a sanitation issue and supersedes a patient's wishes.
But it was a nice thought.
elliemae
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2010 Feb 13, 4:14am
Thanks - that doesn't happen often. Mikey has me beat mosta the time.
mikey
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2010 Feb 13, 5:07am
Sometimes I go overboard but it's usually because Ellie rocks the boat. I should know better but for some reason I assumed she knewbetter.
elliemae
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2010 Feb 13, 7:21am
Blame it on the woman! You can admit you have fun too, Mikey. You Like It!
mikey
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2010 Feb 13, 8:19am
Well, that's Life. We're cereal punsters who like to milk it. And more than two per cent.
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February 3, 2010 8:01 AM
If you ask the sons of "Deadliest Catch" captain Phil Harris, cursing
has never sounded so good.
Jake and Josh Harris took it as a good sign that their father, who
suffered a stroke Friday (Jan. 29), was his usual foul-mouthed self at
the Alaska hospital where he's recovering.
http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/2010/02/deadliest-catch-captain-phil-harris-comes-out-of-coma-cursing.html
***Holy mackeral. as cod is my witness, I thought Phil might have been
keeled by his stroke. I mean for reel. This could have been a sole
shattering incident but it looks like he's not fin-ishd yet since he
really is a smart, briny fellow with a troll sense of humor and this
in itself is quite a tail.
However, I hope I don't have this bass ackwards but if I do, it surfs
me right for trying to feed you a line. It shore would because I don't
mean to harbor any doubts about his eel-ness.
I don't want to rock the boat or make waves but something might smell
fishy here with all of the pier pressure, at least that's what my
crabby aunt Chovie believes, but I've had it up to the gills with her
attitude.
According  to his dock, Phil had been floundering and needed alot of
expert kelp to tackle his condition, which bites, but now he's getting
Betta, Â yet he could have been krilled.
I waited with baited breath for this and I believe it's the up to the
minnow news.
PS: Please forgive this post cause once and a whale I'm prawn to
overreact, being a prow fan of the show--jaws because its good and it
does serve a porpoise.
I don't want to carp but I have a feeling that Phil will be flexing
his mussels and eyeing the gulls again soon , because buoys will be
buoys, even when they're put back together with baleen wire.
Or I could be all wet.