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"I wonder how the open house went"

Why don't you tell us? Did it measure up to your expectations.

This ad would work pretty good here in the San Francisco Bay Area. LOL.

It should be not only just huge, but also be nice looking too for enjoying the views.

Sure, she knows what she's talking about since she's a professional who's been making living out of this stuff for years. This must be fantastic. LOL.

That may be the best marketing I've seen in a long time. I doubt she really meant to do it, but that ad probably got way more, uh, exposure than she paid for.

Yeah, but how would you like to be the buyer of the huge dick?! What would the neighbors think?

That must be one huge dick if you can sit on it and enjoy the views. If it's great for entertaining, that means there's plenty of dick to go around. You could have a ball on that dick.

Wonder if there's an upstairs? If so, it would lead to such statements as, "Honey, I'm going down on the dick for a little enjoyment..."

is it stained or painted?
is it fully wrapped with a protective barrier?
is it covered?
is it hard wood or soft?
is it notty?
is it nailed?
is it screwed?
is it begining to sag with age?
can it be seen from the neighbors?
can it be seen from the pool?
does it get wet?
does it get hot?
does it peel and flake?
does it give you slivers if you rub it?
has there been anyone smoking on it?
has it been extended?
is it comfortable when used by many people at once?

I am sorry, it was funny. And once Mikey gets here, it will be some stiff competition.