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"I wonder how the open house went"

Why don't you tell us? Did it measure up to your expectations.

This ad would work pretty good here in the San Francisco Bay Area. LOL.

It should be not only just huge, but also be nice looking too for enjoying the views.

Sure, she knows what she's talking about since she's a professional who's been making living out of this stuff for years. This must be fantastic. LOL.

That may be the best marketing I've seen in a long time. I doubt she really meant to do it, but that ad probably got way more, uh, exposure than she paid for.

Yeah, but how would you like to be the buyer of the huge dick?! What would the neighbors think?

That must be one huge dick if you can sit on it and enjoy the views. If it's great for entertaining, that means there's plenty of dick to go around. You could have a ball on that dick.

Wonder if there's an upstairs? If so, it would lead to such statements as, "Honey, I'm going down on the dick for a little enjoyment..."

is it stained or painted?
is it fully wrapped with a protective barrier?
is it covered?
is it hard wood or soft?
is it notty?
is it nailed?
is it screwed?
is it begining to sag with age?
can it be seen from the neighbors?
can it be seen from the pool?
does it get wet?
does it get hot?
does it peel and flake?
does it give you slivers if you rub it?
has there been anyone smoking on it?
has it been extended?
is it comfortable when used by many people at once?

I am sorry, it was funny. And once Mikey gets here, it will be some stiff competition.

I should have called this 'realtor ad guaranteed to perform'

I love dicks. Big ones, that I can share with my girlfriends. We can climb on top of it and lay all over it. I've been thinking about a huge dick all day long... it's quite distracting.

Isn't Mikey going to take a stand on this?

Personally, I don't think that Realtor is playing with a full dick.

Lady Realtor looks past her prime. If I buy a house, I want a Realtor who is young and hot. Short skirt is a plus.

That woman was Cocky, maybe I'm going soft. Realtor erecting this kind of ad, used to wood make me cum over there and slap her. The folly clues points to intentional insertion of this ad. She's not playing with a full dick.

Liz Pendens says

Isn’t Mikey going to take a stand on this?

His reply was straight up, but hardly worth the wait...

elliemae says

Liz Pendens says

Isn’t Mikey going to take a stand on this?

His reply was straight up, but hardly worth the wait…

I swear that's never happened to me before.

It''s okay, it happens to everyone sooner or later. Premature ejokeulation happens when you're not sure if your dick is big enough...

Are you saying that I shoot first and ask questions later?

You gave it your best shot - but you got creamed.

I don't have a dick, but my boyfriend does. It's so large it has stairs. I go up & down on his big dick after a long day at work. My balance is so great that I don't even spill my wine while I'm climbing on & off of it.

Do I get any respect for "premature ejokeulation?"

that was clever.....

but, that's a tabu subject for dudes.