So you want to be a rebel?

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2010 Apr 30, 12:14pm 1,113 views 5 comments

Rebels are born, not made.

If you peeps want to be rebellious, you're going to have to pick up the pace.

Do the things that I like to do:

Throw spitballs at church bingo.

Get a hold of your neighbor's cat and shave it bald, then ask the owner if they've heard about the

fur virus going around. Aqua Velva after shave is an nifty option here, but don't overdo it.

Ask everyone you meet if they've seen your Preparation H.

Post ridiculous topics on forums to annoy moderators.

Carjack a funeral hearse and fill it with balloons.

This should get you started.

Should you be caught or killed, I will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Good luck.

elliemae 2010 Apr 30, 12:40pm

I prefer to buy twinkies, suck the filling out, and then return them to the store and accuse them of selling me blanks.

2 seaside 2010 Apr 30, 12:42pm

Use Aqua Velva at where you usually use Preperation H. :)

elliemae 2010 Apr 30, 12:53pm

Talk about 'roid rage!

elliemae 2010 Apr 30, 3:08pm

damn it, Nomo! You did it again! From now on, I'll put my drink down before I read your posts.

mikey 2010 Apr 30, 3:29pm

Is Ellie a Hostess?

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