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Evil Buyers Display Extreme Cruelty to Distressed Sellers


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2007 Apr 17, 5:43am   33,925 views  547 comments

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Sadistic, Greedy Buyers Toying with Sellers Like Cats with Prey*
Copyright © 2007 UnReality Times®. All Rights Reserved.
by David Lereah, Leslie Appleton-Young and John Karevoll

As the alleged real estate bear market enters its second year of hitting bottom, some buyers out there are clearly enjoying this one-time market aberration --perhaps a little too much. Is deriving sadistic glee from other peoples' suffering a nice thing to do? The Germans have a word for this: schadenfreude (and we all know what cruelty the Germans are capable of!).

According to Donald Parisi, president of the Realtor Association of the Fox Valley (IL), buyer cruelty is reaching grotesque proportions:

"Parisi said he believes ‘doom and gloom’ media coverage has hurt the market. 'We’ve seen some very ridiculous offers,' Parisi said. 'People shouldn’t be desperate … The problem is some buyers are out there just to take advantage of the marketplace.'"

This view is further clarified by Jim Fox, manager of Realty One in Canton, Ohio:

“As unrealistic, said Fox, are some would-be buyers; they expect sellers to practically give their homes away. ‘Some people, … they want us to help them steal a home,’ Fox said.”

Even more to the point than Mr. Parisi, Florida Realtorâ„¢ Becky Troutt gets right to the heart of the matter:

"I think some of the buyers are out for blood! ...There is a difference from 'getting a deal' and 'trying to get something for nothing'! Just because the market is slow right now and homes take longer to sell.....doesn't mean that sellers are going to give their homes away and it doesn't give you the right to go for the jugular vein! How insulted would you be if you were that seller and someone asked you to come down off your price $90,000? Do you think you would say...ok sure no problem. I'm not spinning my heels in mud with an unrealistic buyer who only wants to try and rip a seller off!"

A note to home buyers: If you only want to pay $200,000 for a home......don't look at homes that are $90,000 more than you want to spend or can afford just because it's a slow market, and you think you can get a seller down that much.....because....IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!!!"

Now, that's telling 'em like it is, Becky!

While the unbridled greed and glee exhibited by these sadistic buyers (and the American Dreamâ„¢-hating press) are stomach-turning awful, they are not the primary causes of this upside-down market. The real culprit for this most unnatural and unhealthy market condition, is well understood in the industry:

"What appears to be driving the increase in foreclosures is that home values are not rising, DataQuick analyst Andrew LePage said. 'Take away home-price appreciation, or ratchet it down or even make prices negative, and all of those forms of (economic) distress start to result in increased foreclosure activity,' LePage said."

Clearly what's needed here is massive government intervention to protect homeowners and rekindle the normal 20%/year appreciation. This might take the form of a distressed homeowner mortgage buy-down, or federal underwriting for all the kindhearted subprime lenders who generously enabled low-income Americans participate in the American Dreamâ„¢ (often mischaracterized by Gloom'n'Doomers as a "bailout").

To proactively tackle this looming crisis, the NAR and CAR have teamed up with the MBAA (Mortgage Bankers Association of America) to sponsor the Save the American Dreamâ„¢ Act of 2007. Says NAR Chief Economist, David Lereah, "We are urging people to sign our online petition, and write, call, email and beg their Senators and Congresspersons to support this badly needed piece of mercy legislation. Home ownership is as American as apple pie --only you (and Uncle Sam) have the power to save it! Please do your patriotic duty and support the SADA. God bless."

[*Note: while the offset quotes and links are real, this 'article' is a parody]

#housing

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399   Malcolm   2007 Apr 18, 7:28am  

No but being a former landlord I can just help with the concept. Even the landlords with fixed costs enjoy a movement like interest rates because competitors have to react to them so the price moves accordingly. Also lines of credit are affected.

400   Malcolm   2007 Apr 18, 7:29am  

Lower dollar could actually help cushion the price free fall especially by foreign investors.

401   HeadSet   2007 Apr 18, 7:31am  

OO,

If you actually work the numbers, you can determine what is best. Most people do not do that, they merely look at monthly payments, and use abstracts they've heard like (weakening dollar, always goes up) to justify the decision.

I am not saying whether one should use a dp in this market. I am saying that if down payments become required again, we may have an initial hurt, but then house prices will come down to the point where down payments will be affordable. I see no reason to have the next gen of citizens spending 75% of their paycheck for dwellings.

If you have a 4% mortgage I would agree that buying Treasuries at 5% instead of paying off the mortgage is wise. And I agree that many businesses prudently use debt. But I disagree with the idea that one should borrow while they still can to justify consumer spending, citing tax advantages and cheapening dollars. This is the style of thinking, prodded by high commission easy loans, that created this bubble.

In my situation, I like paid for real estate. It protects me from both inflation and deflation. Heaven help the man with the "wise use of debt" on his property if deflation sets in.

Maybe I could have done better by mantaining mortages and investing, but I am not good at finding these opportunities. I have had people tell me about their great returns in a mutual fund or other investment, but when I looked at it in detail, the investment paid less than a savings account. Many people just believe their broker and do not know how to calculate an ROI.

In 1995, I bought a house for $138,000 cash. The rate at the time was 7.5% I then put the money that would have gone to paymets in the bank. In 10 years, I had my $138,000 back. Remember also that I did not have to pay loan closing costs and the builder gave a 6% discount for cash. Remember also that the PIT on that size loan barely beats the standard deduction.

I had no family money to pay that $135,000, just my 15 years of Air Force pay, and a couple of rental properties I bought on credit and paid off as quick as I could.

402   Malcolm   2007 Apr 18, 7:31am  

Rates going up can push prices down on houses. Obviously if the payment is critical rate going up means price comes down. The other thing from the supply side is that a landlord who can get a better return on investment with higher interest rates may sell the unit also pushing housing prices down with increased supply.

403   Malcolm   2007 Apr 18, 7:34am  

With some cash saved up, you will have your pick.

404   DinOR   2007 Apr 18, 7:44am  

Anybody have the article on the 20 bil. Freddie bail-out? I saw it a minute ago now I can't find the damn thing! Anybody? TIA

405   DinOR   2007 Apr 18, 8:07am  

GC,

Thanks, that's the 1!

DinOR

406   e   2007 Apr 18, 8:20am  

I had no family money to pay that $135,000, just my 15 years of Air Force pay, and a couple of rental properties I bought on credit and paid off as quick as I could.

Maybe this is a question for FAB, but how hard is it to get into the landlord game as a side business?

I'm a typical Bay Area professional working 50-60-70 hours a week. I'd really like to get some sort of passive income stream going on. Some of my coworkers own rental properties, but they bought them a long time ago - so it's hard to compare.

What's a good strategy moving forwards?

407   DaBoss   2007 Apr 18, 8:31am  

A buddy of mine purchased a nice twice the home for the same amount in 1995. What some poor idiots do these days.
And of course another idiot paid $950K for 1000 sq ft. 200% overvalued.

2266 Plummer Ave. $950,000, 1,112 SF, 4 BR, 1994:$180,000
http://www.mercurynews.com/realestatenews/ci_5459903

408   Malcolm   2007 Apr 18, 8:31am  

I just saw the ad on TV and thought I would pass it along. I hate it when they stick reserves in there.

409   DaBoss   2007 Apr 18, 8:32am  

eburbs - either out of state or wait in california.

410   surfer-x   2007 Apr 18, 8:37am  

It's not a spending problem, it's an income problem.

411   skibum   2007 Apr 18, 8:37am  

I’d really like to get some sort of passive income stream going on. Some of my coworkers own rental properties, but they bought them a long time ago - so it’s hard to compare.

eburbed,

As FAB has shown many times here by example, owing rental properties is in no way "passive income." The maintenance work involved, dealing with renting and tenants, that's all pretty darn active. My parents own several rental properties too (for decades), and I've been "asked" to help with the maintenance work throughout my youth. Nothing passive there.

413   DaBoss   2007 Apr 18, 8:38am  

"No boundaries. The economy is going to suck this year. I see all sorts of commercial for lease signs."

The economy will be OK, healthy profits this year so far. For lease signs have been around now for 6 years and not moving. City should rezone and add more homes off Central in SC to MT. so damn space wasted and plenty of builders ready to jump in.

You can expect rates to go up .... FED is still targeting the RE bubble.

414   DaBoss   2007 Apr 18, 8:43am  

skibum - I was as they say in the middle of the $4 Trillion Dollar B2B market. My company was valued at nearly $6 Billion dollars. There was
only 250 people there. Honestly we though our stock was manybe worth $20 bucks at best on a good day. Even us finance guys were wondering what Wall Street was smoking.

415   OO   2007 Apr 18, 8:50am  

Space Ace,

the FED is not targeting the housing bubble, the FED is busy savings its own ass. The FED has long departed from its initial mission statement - fighting inflation.

I bet you anything that the only possible action for FED right now is the stay put, while keeping the hawkish comment on inflation alive. People around the world are already finding out that FED won't do anything about inflation, all it can offer is lip service. Either late 2007 or early 2008, FED will start cutting rate.

I am looking forward to the day when FED starts cutting rate, that will be a lifetime opportunity for us to profit.

416   DaBoss   2007 Apr 18, 8:52am  

"20 bil. Freddie bail-out?"

Dinor - they are extending 30 years to 50 years and giving 5% discount on montly payments. This is after it goes up 35% So instead of
paying 3x price after 30 years you get 4-5x price after 50 years.

What did the Economist call this The new Serfdom ... picture of peasent caring a home on his back...Financial Slavery... give me break...

417   HARM   2007 Apr 18, 9:02am  

@Mark,

Ha. She's deleted every post, including the non-combative ones (incl. mine). Oh well, it's her blog to do with as she pleases.

Y'know, I just noticed that EVERY thread on her blog has "0 comments". Hmmm... is she really that unpopular or just intolerant of dissenting opinions?

418   e   2007 Apr 18, 9:10am  

As FAB has shown many times here by example, owing rental properties is in no way “passive income.” The maintenance work involved, dealing with renting and tenants, that’s all pretty darn active.

I think my colleagues own places in Arizona - so i don't think they're actually going there to manage the properties.

Do property management companies take a big bite via fees?

419   e   2007 Apr 18, 9:11am  

People around the world are already finding out that FED won’t do anything about inflation, all it can offer is lip service. Either late 2007 or early 2008, FED will start cutting rate.

If the fed can only give lip service and not raise rates, then why would they cut rates?

420   e   2007 Apr 18, 9:12am  

http://www.mercurynews.com/realestatenews/ci_5459903?nclick_check=1

Man, there's a lot of sales from "Somename Trust" to "Average Joe".

421   hugel   2007 Apr 18, 9:13am  

OO,

I also believe FED want to bail themselves out badly but the real question is if there is room for them to cut rates further.
Wouldn't that make the dollar plunge even further and hurt the fiat currency system?
Also, if you don't mind me asking, how will you profit from that? Gold?

422   Peter P   2007 Apr 18, 9:15am  

Man, there’s a lot of sales from “Somename Trust” to “Average Joe”.

It is not uncommon for people of moderate means to place properties under revocable living trusts. I think it is more of an estate planning thing.

I am not an expert.

Not estate planning advice.

423   HeadSet   2007 Apr 18, 9:16am  

eburbed,

Were you talking passive income in the tax sense, in that you have other passive income you need a corresponding write off for?

I only deal with single family homes, and screen my tenants well. So far I have been lucky (compared to others) in the "toilets and tenants" aspect. However, I only have one rental at this time. I sold the other 4 during the housing bubble, since the prices went to absurd highs and anyone with good credit wanted to jump on the buy bandwagon and not rent. I put all that cash into Treasuries and 6% Credit Union accounts, waiting for the right time to buy again.

If you are going to buy rentals in CA, you may have to wait awhile for the prices to fall low enough for you to buy such that rent will cover enough of the mortgage. It will happen. I've been around long enough to see crashes in Texas, Denver, Boston, DC, ABQ, Phoenix, Omaha, Florida, and Virginia. But maybe the SF Bay area is different......

424   e   2007 Apr 18, 9:17am  

It is not uncommon for people of moderate means to place properties under revocable living trusts. I think it is more of an estate planning thing.

Hm, the words "revocable living trust" was never in my vocabulary. Are these just big tax shelters or something?

425   Malcolm   2007 Apr 18, 9:18am  

Do property management companies take a big bite via fees?

Not too much, normally 5-10% monthly rent per unit. Obviously the more units, the less they charge. I always chose to manage my own just because on a month to month basis they basically mail your mortgage payment in. I use eviction services for evictions which is all a manger would do anyway.

426   HARM   2007 Apr 18, 9:19am  

If the fed can only give lip service and not raise rates, then why would they cut rates?

Because the Fed --and Congress-- just loves asset bubbles and (stealth) inflation. Anything to help keep the economy lookin' good and assist in deflating those Twin Towers of Terror: The National Debt & future Medicare/SS obligations. Of course, cutting rates will also help bail out FBs and lenders, or at the very least, slow the bleeding.

427   Peter P   2007 Apr 18, 9:19am  

Are these just big tax shelters or something?

Not necessary. But AFAIK properties under these trusts are non-probate.

I am not a lawyer.

428   e   2007 Apr 18, 9:19am  

Were you talking passive income in the tax sense, in that you have other passive income you need a corresponding write off for?

No, I'm just looking for passive income for... passive income. Being a worker bee at a Fortune 500 company isn't really going to get me and my future family where I want to be.

And my luck w/stock options has been the complete opposite of SP's Sun/Yahoo/Google friend.

429   Malcolm   2007 Apr 18, 9:19am  

You avoid probate fees, that's about it since pretty much the inheritance tax is no longer being charged on most estates.

430   Different Sean   2007 Apr 18, 9:21am  

viamently hee hee

431   Peter P   2007 Apr 18, 9:22am  

I think the process of probate itself is scarier than its fees.

Estate Question:

If a wife murders her husband and then commits suicide, who survives who? :)

432   HARM   2007 Apr 18, 9:23am  

viably + vehemently = viamently

So he coined a new word, what's not to like? ;-)

433   HeadSet   2007 Apr 18, 9:33am  

a_k1947

Nice word play on the handle. I assume the 1947 is your birth year (since you are 60), but the a_k hits a note.

Is this a play with your real initials on the Soviet Kalishnikov 1947, aka AK-47?

434   Malcolm   2007 Apr 18, 9:33am  

Nice Harm. Criticize a typo from this morning. I'm the only one I know.

435   HARM   2007 Apr 18, 9:35am  

@Malcolm,

Hey now --it was Different Sean who pointed it out, not me!

436   Malcolm   2007 Apr 18, 9:37am  

How would you even know what he was talking about. I had to scroll up to see what you guys were talking about. Give me a break.

437   HARM   2007 Apr 18, 9:40am  

I did a page search just like you. Sheesh, why do I have to be the bad guy?

438   Malcolm   2007 Apr 18, 9:41am  

Just seems tacky to me.

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