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You forgot:

- Educated people (and I'm not even being facetious about that one)
- People without any incestual relationships in their family trees
- The literate

How about:

people who aren't in to professional wrestling or nascar
People who don't listen to kid rock or lynyrd skinner
people who don't end up on Jerry Springer (if it's still on)
people who don't have their very own meth lab

And others feeding at the public trough, or the public “tit”, whichever you prefer

So you think that all the banks who got bailed out, haliburton, all the defense industries, the oil companies, all the other HUGE corporate welfare recipients, and all the red states that can't support themselves without a lot of federal help, are all liberal ?

Do the billionaires and corporations pay you to repeat your mindless bs Abe ?

Well said Honest Abe!

I'd add blacks and jews to the list.

Abe ... please add the following:

The Bar Scene in Star Wars 1

Gay Pride Parades

Abortion Mill Workers

NOW (National Organization of WannabeWomen)

Feminazis that refuse to shave their arms or legs (or use makeup & deodorant)

NEA (National Edukation Union)

The "rev" Jesse Jackson AKA Rev. Shakedown

The "rev" Al Sharpton AKA "rev" Twanna Brawley

NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Communist People)

"men" that wear white sox & sandals

"women" that wear white sox & sandals (but only when they're really dressed up)

Political Correctness Thought & Speech Police

All that LUV diversity .... but not Conservatives .... that's being TOO DIVERSE

People that think Tofu is "yummy”

Unemployed Workers of the Bankrupt "Air America"

The Waxed Dummy Lenin at the Kremlin

Thanks Abe.

SO basically we're fucking stuck with two immature parties in this country, that don't respect each other, and have a demented distorted view of each other.

Basically what both parties are saying...

"Look I know my guys a liar, cheat, scoundrel, and a crook, but at least he doesn't have but sex with Satin."

Kevin says

You forgot:
- Educated people (and I’m not even being facetious about that one)

- People without any incestual relationships in their family trees

- The literate

So that means YOUR party is shrinking then, an early "Good Riddance" to you and them.

Now if the republicans could all attend a God Hates Fags rally, and succumb to a horrific catastrophe, like a lightening strike on the Iron Cross they were collectively humping.

We'll be back on track.

Tenouncetrout says

“Look I know my guys a liar, cheat, scoundrel, and a crook, but at least he doesn’t have but sex with Satin.”

I've never tried that - wouldn't you get rubbed raw kinda like a carpet burn?

Abeabe forgot to add:

People who have the ability to think for themselves.

ellie, you know I'm right. The various groups of people listed above are a large part of the Democratic Constituency, aren't they?

Ouch, the truth hurts.

Tenouncetrout says

So that means YOUR party is shrinking then, an early “Good Riddance” to you and them.

I'm not really sure how to interpret that. What party do you believe is mine?

I'm voting exclusively Whig this year.

Not him:

BTW nice bandana Abe.

None of your lame, childish responses change the fact that the different groups posted above do make up a large part of the democratic constituency, don't they?

What is the "free lunch" crowd anyway? And how can I join?

Why is it a childish thread to state the inconvenient truth? Could it be that some of you lib's feel guilt by association? You know, tainted. Or do you feel comfortable with the group?

I'm okay with the group, but here are the ones that say more about you than they do about us:

Marxists
Radical leftists
ACLU
Idiots
Illegals
Socialists
Teachers on tenure
Those with “entitlement disease”
Acorn
Freedom haters & rights destroyers
Union thugs
The morally bankrupt
Abortion supporters
The New Black Pather’s

It says so much more about you than I ever could.

Marcus, Marcus, Marcus. You sound like Pee Wee Herman: "I know you are, but what am I"?
And your in denial, again. Surely you know the groups above are diehard democ rats. Ha-ha-ha, you make me laugh.

How could list leave out

Masturbators

Kevin says

You forgot:

- Educated people (and I’m not even being facetious about that one)

Honest Abe says

The New Black Pather’s

Honest Abe says

And your in denial

Democrats are the party of eggheads and Welfare Queens, yes this
particular stereotype is very familiar. Usually also said to be you
know "out of touch" with the Real America which works in... real
jobs like conservative think tanks or finance.

Republicans believe they have the Goldilocks approach to education.
The enemy has "too much" or "not enough" of course, but never ever
"just right" like right-thinking Americans.

RED STATES:

Total Number Over 25 – 97,180,000

Total Number H/S Grads – 80,801,000
Total Percentage H/S Grads – 83.145%

Total Number College Grads – 24,229,000
Total Percentage College Grads – 24.932%

BLUE STATES

Total Number Over 25 – 91,201,000

Total Number H/S Grads – 78,345,000
Total Percentage H/S Grads – 85.903%

Total Number College Grads – 27,522,000
Total Percentage College Grads – 30.177%

Derived from here: http://www.census.gov/population/socdemo/education/cps2004/tab13.pdf

It is sad that this Goldilocks approach, where Republicans are the ones who instinctually pick the "just right" amount of education doesn't result in them being richer. In fact they seem to need a lot of Federal welfare and Pork just to keep up. Quite astounding that we redistribute the wealth from Blue to Red, and the stinky hypocrites not only don't say thanks they deny they are doing it and state they are categorically against wealth redistribution. I guess it's only socialism when someone else is doing it.

You've got nut jobs with both political parties.

The nut jobs on the right tend to be more similar to each other than the nut jobs on the left though imo.

For example, bible-thumping, meth-making, trailer guy with a mullet pretty much explains the crazed Right Wing.

Left Wing..you got the black panther types, you have the limousine liberals (I'm super rich and feel guilty), you have the die hard hippies, and you have the state unions. These four groups are at least quite different from each other.

Ptipking222 says

You’ve got nut jobs with both political parties.
The nut jobs on the right tend to be more similar to each other than the nut jobs on the left though imo.
For example, bible-thumping, meth-making, trailer guy with a mullet pretty much explains the crazed Right Wing.
Left Wing..you got the black panther types, you have the limousine liberals (I’m super rich and feel guilty), you have the die hard hippies, and you have the state unions. These four groups are at least quite different from each other.

Christian Fundamentalists: 20%
Militia Types: 20%
Dumbasses: 20%

(there's substantial overlap so the actual number comes out to 35% of the population)

Black Panther Types: 2%
Guilt-ridden Limousine Liberals: 1%
Die-hard hippies: 2%
State Unions: 5%

No overlap, 10% of the population

^ It cracks me up that Kentucky is voting for Rand Paul when they're at the $1.50 level of socialism.

Alaska, $1.84. Hypocrites.

sam1 says

Not him:

At least this guy was arguing for his bread & butter. IIRC this was in Missouri at a defense plant rally for the war.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/get-a-brain-morans