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Clueless Realtwhore agent ad


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2010 Dec 6, 5:35am   6,851 views  13 comments

by Liz Pendens   ➕follow (0)   💰tip   ignore  

Anyone want a lame laugh? Here's what seems to be a boarded meth lab or something; offered for sale in a super-crappy neighborhood for a mere $265,000 and $8G/yr in taxes:

"House Is Not Habitable To Human Kind. Purchaser Must Have House Home Fumigated, Sterilized And Brought Up To Human Living Standards. This Is Not A Short Sale. Purchaser Should Verify All Information."

And it is offered by a Realtwhore (TM) with email: mfrealtor00

Yes mfrealtor, please provide me with more information. I am sure this is a diamond in the rough with unlimited potential and i can bring my tool belt and enjoy the view from my adorable 2b/1b cutie - but you already have a full price offer so I need to hurry because it won't last.

http://www.mlsli.com/unidetailsredo.cfm?mlnum=2349534&typeprop=1&phm=1

#housing

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1   FortWayne   2010 Dec 6, 7:50am  

It is a funny ad. There are tons of these falling apart old houses that are still listed for ballooned prices actually, all over the country.

Probably in a year or two garbage inventory will clear out and normal houses will come up at lower prices as well. We live in the valley, most houses here are so old and beat up that they'll probably fall apart like a deck of cards if the wind blows hard enough one day.

2   elliemae   2010 Dec 6, 1:25pm  

Well, it's landscaped.

3   artistsoul   2010 Dec 6, 1:41pm  

Is this on a boat load of land or something? Taxes that high...gotta be. Ad doesn't say. The "house" is under even under utility lines...so the "landscape" better not grow too high.

4   EastCoastBubbleBoy   2010 Dec 6, 2:21pm  

Not quite. Yaphank is in that weird "in between" zone in Suffolk county... not quite the Hamptons, not quite commutable to Manhattan / Queens (although it is 1 to 1.5 hrs from parts of Nassau county).

Yaphank / Mastic / Patchouge were all "exurbs" until the bubble, and reverting back to that status.
Unless you are a PhD physicist with Brookhaven National Labs, you probably either 1) have a commute, or 2) don't earn enough to afford a $250k + home.

5   elliemae   2010 Dec 6, 11:29pm  

Ah, a Grey meth gardens ripe for the taking.

6   Liz Pendens   2010 Dec 7, 12:34am  

EastCoastBubbleBoy says

Not quite. Yaphank is in that weird “in between” zone in Suffolk county… not quite the Hamptons, not quite commutable to Manhattan / Queens (although it is 1 to 1.5 hrs from parts of Nassau county).
Yaphank / Mastic / Patchouge were all “exurbs” until the bubble, and reverting back to that status.

Unless you are a PhD physicist with Brookhaven National Labs, you probably either 1) have a commute, or 2) don’t earn enough to afford a $250k + home.

Yaphank is a dump: always been a depressed area, but with the bubble, price took off - but the low lives did not. Home prices quadrupled, maybe this area tripled. You can get an acre of land in a better area for without worrying about the gangs and drug dealers.

m*f*realtror should check her comps, or maybe she's looking to just get lucky. Here's some horse land in much better locations without the clean up bills:

MT. SINAI
$250,000
Mount Sinai School District
Lot Size: 1.5 Acres
Acres: 1.5
Zoning: Residential
ML#: 2278626

AQUEBOGUE
$175,000
Riverhead School District
Lot Size: 1.11
Acres: 1.11
Zoning: Residential
ML#: 2262045

7   zzyzzx   2010 Dec 7, 1:47am  

At least it's (probably) not a photoshop.

8   FortWayne   2010 Dec 7, 4:29am  

American real estate seems kind of petty and overpriced now that I think more about it. Just a huge liability for which tons of suckers are willing to sacrifice 30 years of their life.

9   zzyzzx   2010 Dec 7, 4:49am  

Yes, this is a Real Estate Agent's office sign:

10   MAGA   2010 Dec 7, 6:30am  

Here is Realwhore's web site:

http://www.mariefalson.com/

Real Estate is her passion. Or so her website says.

Assuming her picture is not too out-of-date, I would expect an additional "service" at closing. She may want to bring some knee pads with her. ;-/

11   Liz Pendens   2010 Dec 7, 6:38am  

zzyzzx says

His web site says:
"At Dick Payne First National Real Estate Gerringong, nothing gets in the way of you and your real estate needs." I suppose that's good to hear.

http://www.dickpaynerealestate.com.au/

12   elliemae   2010 Dec 8, 2:53am  

jvolstad says

Real Estate is her passion. Or so her website says.

At first I thought it said it was her "prison." Maybe I was right.

13   zzyzzx   2010 Dec 9, 4:07am  

jvolstad says

Here is Realwhore’s web site:
http://www.mariefalson.com/
Real Estate is her passion. Or so her website says.
Assuming her picture is not too out-of-date, I would expect an additional “service” at closing. She may want to bring some knee pads with her. ;-/

Would need more and better pictures.

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