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2008 Jul 13, 1:46am   14,936 views  409 comments

by Patrick   follow (59)  

Some observations of Canada from my 10 day house-swap with a Canadian family in Toronto:

Native Canadian people are helpful, but Canadian immigrants don't talk to strangers.
Most things are more expensive than in the US, like $6.50 Canadian for a Hagen Daas ice cream bar in Toronto Island park.
The Lindt chocolates are all forgeries, just crap in elite wrappers. Canadians are unaware of the fraud, since they've never had good chocolate.
Via Rail beats Amtrak by a long shot. Via Rail is clean, on-time, and cheap.
Tap water tastes pretty good.
There are two sales taxes instead of just one: provincial and federal.
Beer and wine in Ontario are sold only by the provincial liquor monopoly, at twice the cost as in the US. BYOB/W
Public pools are free, though run-down.
Immigrants in Toronto are the largest percentage of any city in the world.
The subway system in Toronto is efficient and inexpensive.
Milk comes in a bag rather than in a gallon jug.
Prostitution advertising is brazen and cheap.
There are many Muslim women, some completely covered in Burqas.
Women have more tattoos than in the US.
Marijuana can be smelled in the air on many major Toronto streets.
There is a visible gay population in Toronto.
There are a surprising number of Canadian flags on cars and houses.
The Canadian accent becomes more noticeable the more you hear it.




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111   WookieMan   2025 Feb 16, 11:29am  

OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething says

Canadians have this mass inferiority complex vis a vis the US. The Quebeckers less so as they have at least a real distinct culture of their own.

Canadians play nice with people in public. Behind closed doors they're trash talkers. Hockey is one thing. When the rubber needs to meet the road in the real world they're pussies. I have a Canadian BIL.

SIL was going ape shit on everyone on a family vacation. I let it go for a while and then physically stepped in. My BIL just watched. I didn't say anything to him, but it's like dude, maybe give me a hand with this bitch? Even if it's family, if someone is putting hands on another family members it needs to stop. He just Canadian watched.

He made no attempt to deescalate the situation. So now that's my opinion of Canadians. I'd also say it's more of a jealousy thing though I guess that's kind of synonymous with inferiority complex.
112   MolotovCocktail   2025 Feb 16, 11:31am  

WookieMan says

I have a Canadian BIL.


African-Canadian?
113   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2025 Feb 16, 12:09pm  

OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething says

They had this whole dedicated exhibit for the Canadarm.


Even the Canadarm has to wear a fucking jacket.
115   HeadSet   2025 Feb 16, 2:42pm  

Maga_Chaos_Monkey says

Even the Canadarm has to wear a fucking jacket.

Dunno why, as it is warmer in space than it is in Canada.
116   Booger   2025 Feb 16, 3:24pm  

Since Canada has a housing shortage, why didn't they build more in the circled area?


124   RWSGFY   2025 Feb 26, 7:13pm  

OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething says


OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething says









It's not like they have a chance of a conventional deterrence with their military being small and supply lines to allies across the ocean extremely long an vulnerable, so yeah, totally rational. It would be idiotic not to think about these things.
125   clambo   2025 Feb 27, 7:11am  

Jagmeet Singh was at a party:
"Sir, are you aware that you have a towel on your head?"
129   Misc   2025 Mar 5, 12:56am  

With as indebted as power companies are, if they cut off power to their customers is the money going to magically appear to pay the bills of the power company???

If the government covers the costs of the tariffs on Canadian citizens, their currency goes to shits.
130   zzyzzx   2025 Mar 5, 8:08am  

I want to see Trump ask Trudeau why he looks so much like Fidel Castro.
134   MolotovCocktail   2025 Mar 7, 5:08pm  

What is on the Canadian flag again?


135   stereotomy   2025 Mar 7, 5:59pm  

MOAR FALL OF JUSTIN CASTRO MEMES!

Why does Trump pussy foot around with Trudeau- calling him Governor Trudeau?

Call a spade a spade -Trump should henceforth address the Premier of Canada as Justin Castro, bastard son of Fidel Castro.

If Trump did this, I would declare his balls to not be just brass, but titanium - invincible and invulnerable.
137   Ceffer   2025 Mar 7, 6:03pm  

Justin son of a political groupie nymphomaniac and a brutal Communist dictator. What could possibly go wrong? He could never fuck Canada enough.
144   HeadSet   2025 Mar 9, 1:13pm  

Booger says





They can aways wipe using a maple leaf.
145   MolotovCocktail   2025 Mar 9, 3:55pm  

Carney the globalist hedge fund guy picked to lead the LPs.

Freeland kicked to the curb.
147   HeadSet   2025 Mar 10, 11:52am  

Carney is PM only because the LP still holds power for now. "But, because Mr. Carney does not hold a seat in Parliament, he is expected to call federal elections soon after being sworn in as prime minister. In those elections, he will face off with Pierre Poilievre, the leader of the Conservative Party." In that case, Poilievre seems to be the likely winner.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/09/world/canada/mark-carney-liberal-election.html
148   stereotomy   2025 Mar 10, 2:49pm  

No reason to clear the tariffs - with Carney, globohomo is fully in charge of Canuckistan. Let's see if he repeals all the commie oppressive laws that Castro pushed. Fat fucking chance IMHO.

The only reason I'll go to Canada again is when the Loonie is $0.50 and the strippers in St. Catherines are desperate for Amercian $ and attention.

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