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I"m willing to be there's some stiff competition out there for this kind of thing, tho. They probably have a carnival with a sausagefest, and the attendees are real dicks.

(you started this, Mikey. The penis mightier than the sword, you know)

Yes, Ellie, this type of thing does seem to be a groin trend, sort of a earn as you loin proposition. I imagine in some parts of the world, these hot dogging curators would be hung and given the shaft.

...and in some parts of the world, just having one intimate that they'll get the shaft is enough to rub one out. Be careful - but have a ball. ;)

What's the matter, Mikey? All petered out?

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