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This one's for Mikey!!! Princess of whales: How a naked female scientist tries to tame belugas in the freezing Arctic
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2011 Jun 21, 8:24am 3,521 views 8 comments
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Done!
2011 Jun 21, 11:18am
She's enjoying that more than the Guys watching the Whales look at her wondering WFT, is wrong with this Broad?
elliemae
2011 Jun 21, 2:13pm
The scientists were bored and wanted to see the woman's nipples harden - but couldn't under all her clothing. So they made up a bullshit story and she stripped buck naked for 'em.
To keep her under the water that long, they had to tie a cinder block to her ankle. They've gone through several women, but to scientists stuck in the Artic it's a small price to pay.
mikey
2011 Jun 21, 2:53pm
My friend Marlin, who used to pitch for the Atlantis Braves, bought a seafood restaurant from a pro ball pal who used to play for the Dolphins until he broke a flipper. He called it the Sand Bar, and it was actually kind of a dive. He floundered for a while since he's herring impaired and wet behind the ears, so he had to tread water for a time and Marlin was blue.
Alas, he had got in too deep (he had haddock) and couldn't take the pressure, then went through a divorce and had to pick up the Pisces. He felt like the fathom of the opera for awhile, a real mussel head. To add insult to injury, his ex wife was a crab and she was always steamed and he got tired of that line and of being baited. There was always anchor in her voice and she was way too shellfish, always calling him a kelpless shrimp with a small deck. One time, she even gave him a case of the clams. Another time, he turned violent and almost sucker punched her for hooking. The way he tells it, had he followed through, she would have needed a good sturgeon, but he said that he prayed and found cod instead.
He was pretty good at sea horse racing tips, the best to come down the pike, especially if you slipped him a fin.
I do like his policy of squids eat free and I trust him cause he volunteers at the Mako clinic.
The entertainment at his place is a sole music grouper and the bass player, Gil, has a big mouth and likes to get tanked, since he always in the drink.
Still, Marlin is game and maintains a troll sense of humor in the wake of all this. And buoy oh buoy he's still having a whale of a time, chums.
elliemae
2011 Jun 23, 2:07pm
He made a lot of cabbage off that one - but you probably don't carrot all.
Princess of whales: How a naked female scientist tries to tame belugas in the freezing Arctic
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html#ixzz1Px5CcaxS
Braving sub-zero temperatures, she has thrown caution — and her clothes — to the wind to tame two beluga whales in a unique and controversial experiment.
Natalia Avseenko, 36, was persuaded to strip naked as marine experts believe belugas do not like to be touched by artificial materials such as diving suits.
The skilled Russian diver took the plunge as the water temperature hit minus 1.5 degrees Centigrade.
The beauty of nature: Like a scene from a classic pre-Raphaelite painting, naked Natalia Avseenko swims with beluga whales in the Arctic
Belugas are famed for the way in which their faces are able to convey human-like expressions. Certainly Matrena and Nilma seemed to enjoy frolicking with Natalia.
The taming of the whales happened in the Murmansk Oblast region in the far north-west of Russia at the shore of the White Sea near the Arctic Circle branch of the Utrish Dophinarium.
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An area of the sea is enclosed to stop whales and dolphins getting out and instructors tame the mammals before they are transported to dolphinariums around the world — a practice many animal conservationists consider cruel.
Belugas have a small hump on their heads used for echo-location and it was thought that there would be more chance of striking up a rapport with them without clothes as a barrier.
Breathtaking: the scientist uses yoga techniques to hold her breath for up to ten minutes at a time ask she frolics with the whales, Nilma and Matrena
Come on in, the water's lovely: The whales wait for Natalia to take the plunge, but the sub-zero waters are enough to kill most people within five minutes
The average human could die if left in sub-zero temperature sea water for just five minutes.
However, Natalia is a yoga expert and used meditation techniques to hold her breath and stay under water for an incredible ten minutes and 40 seconds.
There are around 100,000 belugas in the wild.
The first to be held in captivity was shown at Barnum's Museum in New York in 1861, and there are belugas in aquariums and sea life parks across Europe, North America and Asia.
Their large range of 'facial expressions' comes from them having a more flexible bone structure than other whales.
Certainly these two had a big smile for the naked Natalia.
Rare space: Natalia's encounters with the whales take place in an area of sea which is enclosed to stop whales and dolphins getting out
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html#ixzz1Px5RaxXs