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Hmmm, I took a look on realtor.com and it seems they are up to some pretty good monkey business, there are a ton of properties that are listed several times, each with a slightly different description. Why would they want to do that?

Surfer-X, I've noticed that too about double listings of the same property. I'm not sure what the deal is with that.

My personal favorite realtor flim-flam technique on realtor.com is when they stretch the photo horizontally to make it look like a bigger house or room, LOL. Like, ooh, look at that nice wide house with the really big doors and windows...but hmm, is that a Honda Civic limousine out front on the curb?

"Does the 5-second rule work in dirt house? Should people who live in dirt houses throw glass?"

No, but in a dirt house, heavy rains mean an opportunity for extensive remodeling.

My personal favorite realtor flim-flam technique on realtor.com is when they stretch the photo horizontally to make it look like a bigger house or room, LOL.

HAHAHAHA

Or they should stretch it vertically and say "high ceiling". Perfect for stretched buyers!

Other notables of gold: high conductivity, alloys easily with other precious metals, completely harmless to the human body, almost 100% non-reactive to other elements, etc. Of course, there's a few other native metals, such as copper, silver, mercury.

This differs from diamonds which are less rare than high purity quartz, they are just controlled by the DeBeers family. They are a sham, where as gold is the real deal.

Absolutely! Overvalued chunks of carbon...someday Sibera will bring its diamonds to market and the DeBeers price-fixing ends!

Absolutely! Overvalued chunks of carbon…someday Sibera will bring its diamonds to market and the DeBeers price-fixing ends!

Also, diamonds can be economically made (gemesis.com), but making gold probably requires a huge particle accelerator.

Gold is also edible. It looks good on sushi.

I actually consulted my physics professor friend about gold and diamond because my wife was nagging me about a bigger stone (yuck!).

He said, pal, diamond can already be manufactured fairly easily! Exactly the same thing as what mother nature creates. Gold, forget it, it is an element, we human beings are so far away from manufacturing gold at a cost cheaper than mining. Costwise, it is just impossible to manufacture gold with forseeable technological advances.

Man-made colored diamonds are now artificially marketed at 25% discount from natural ones because DeBeers bought these diamond-manufcaturing technology about 3 years ago. It is just a big pyramid scheme for carbon.

What are the uses of diamonds other than cutting diamonds and making doomsday machines for James Bond villans?

Women seem to have more uses for diamonds than guys, must be good marketing from DeBeers.

Women seem to have more uses for diamonds than guys, must be good marketing from DeBeers.

Once they are brainwashed with "diamonds = love = forever", it is over.

There are also a lot of people dying in Sierra Leone over diamonds. Once I realized how many people were being killed and maimed over the tiny diamond mines there, I told my husband pearls were looking a whole lot better.

I told my husband pearls were looking a whole lot better.

At worst, only oysters are harmed.

At worst, only oysters are harmed.

Well, if you're going to eat them anyway....

"There are also a lot of people dying in Sierra Leone over diamonds"

Also South Africa, The Ivory Coast, and probably other African countries I don't know about.

Those diamond commercials and ads are very effective, it's true.

Well, if you’re going to eat them anyway….

I love seafood, but oyster is one of the few things that I do not eat. I had only two oysters in my whole life.

Those diamond commercials and ads are very effective, it’s true.

They really are. Like Peter P said, once you equate diamonds with love, it's all over. I know a lot of women who insist on having bigger diamond rings at certain anniversaries, and wouldn't think of having had a smaller diamond than a full carat when engaged. What a waste of money.

Those diamond commercials and ads are very effective, it’s true.

I consider diamond as a make-believe currency, just a litter worse than devalued dollar.

I think oysters are nasty, but some people like them. The idea of raw shellfish is also too scary to contemplate.

I know a lot of women who insist on having bigger diamond rings at certain anniversaries, and wouldn’t think of having had a smaller diamond than a full carat when engaged.

The most successful ad campaign in human history. A "marriage tax" indeed.

I think oysters are nasty, but some people like them. The idea of raw shellfish is also too scary to contemplate.

I do like raw shrimps, lobsters, and clams. I do not like raw vegetables though.

Raw shrimp and lobster?? I've never heard of eating them uncooked. Now I like chilled shrimp, but uncooked?

Just about the only way to sell a new build, I’d imagine, when competing existing homes are dirt cheap.

I afraid they will have to further lower the construction costs. This means worse quality.

I think dirt homes will be a luxury. ;)

Raw shrimp and lobster?? I’ve never heard of eating them uncooked. Now I like chilled shrimp, but uncooked?

Yes. In sushi or sashimi. They taste very good.

I love chilled, cooked shrimps though. Best sauce for seafood: mayo!

I've had sashimi, but never heard of raw shrimp. Mayo on seafood! Maybe if you're Irish. ;)

I’ve had sashimi, but never heard of raw shrimp. Mayo on seafood! Maybe if you’re Irish.

Try Amaebi sushi next time and see if you like it. Raw scallop sushi is also good.

Mayo is really good with:

chilled crab
chilled lobster
chilled shrimps
grilled white fish

Especially garlic mayo. Okay I am really hungry now.

Sorry guys, I am turning any discussion into food discussion.

Oysters are good when fried with a thick, crunchy crust on the outside to combat the slime factor. The crust creates a nice texture so that the flavor of the oyster--which is actually quite good--can be enjoyed. At least, that's my theory. But I'm from the South, where everything is considered better fried.

And to make this related to housing...um...ummm....

Jack, the elevators probably take them up to the second floor where their home gym is located, in which they have a stair climbing machine.

(the much longer, now excised, version of this post fanned too many embers.)

@Randy H: you're getting a lot of undeserved flak for your precise explanations. Just wanted to let you know that the subtlety of your points is understood and appreciated.

Ha Ha, you Sir are way too kind :) ;)

_lurking device OFF_

Four more For Sale signs along Alpine Road off of 280 this week.

Peter is a hoss.

cheers,
prat

_lurking device ON_

They reported a drop in average price from August 2005 to August 2004.

Peter is a *F**KING* HOSS.

cheers,
prat

Thanks for clearing things up for me ScottC. I'll try to read a book about the real world sometime so I can get a clue, but first I'll have to repent for wasting the last 22 years of my life dwelling in the bizzaro world. But not until first I sleep, for I am so tired after having just arrived in Manhattan to advise yet another unwitting client who is so unware that my knowledge is but worth not one wit. Oh, why has life forsaken me so.

...now, where in the hell was that $52 subpar sashimi joint? Somewhere on 46th, if I remember correctly...

I think we're all dreaming to hope that the housing crash will create or accelerate any meaningful new housing trends. Unless "reversion" counts as a trend. Reversion to somewhat more modest accomodations, but nothing groundbreaking (NPI).

I wish it would, but the construction industry is incredibly slow to adopt new methods and technologies. I do think the conspicuous consumption crowd will take a serious hit, and it will be "trendy" (read: "necessary") again to live within one's means. But I think for most builders, that will translate into a regression in size, finish, and appliances.

But the cool kids will be doing more with less, and some of the links above point out a few different paths. Five years from now will be a great time to have a house built, if you are bored with typical construction but lack the skills to do it yourself. You'll still have to do lots of research.

I'm extremely interested to see what becomes of NOLA. With so much of the stock destroyed, but sub-replacement cost insurance settlements (or zero insurance plus the inevitable federal assistance), it's a perfect opportunity for groups of smart creative people to make an impact. If I had a contractor's license, I would be moving there right now.

Gold? Gold is great. As surfer-x (?) pointed out, it is a noble metal. It is so noble, it has the highest laser damage threshold of all metals, noble or not. So when everyone starts buying lasers and blows things up (due to negative home equity), gold is most likely to survive...it will most definitely be PRIME.

Someone asked what diamonds are good for (other than hearing the word "yes"). Besides playing records (errr...), they're used on saws for dicing processed wafers on silicon substrates. Your PC has many many chips that were separated from their identical brothers by a diamond saw.

Oysters are good with: tobasco sauce, chopped green onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits...all cooked on BBQ. ("Oh, that was good...what? there was an oyster in there?).

ScottC, the cow analogy was great, but why disturb such a perfectly off-topic discussion?

News, Sandicor must have ran the #'s 10 times to convince themselves, hence the delay.

Oh, and why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds?
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'cause there're 20 of them. lol.

I’ll try to read a book about the real world sometime so I can get a clue

Oh, would you two shut up and KISS ALREADY?

Don't you two see that you're in love with each other? I mean, why can't you face that already? You're running around out there looking for something that's not even there, when everything that you dream of is right here, right here in front of you.

Now why can't you admit that?

By the way, when you see MP give him these, these'll work.

Cheers,
prat

News,
From your link, I get a 7% YOY drop in average price. That seems significant. Especially considering these are August's closed sales. So, the properties were under contract in, what, June & July I suppose?

Oh, and in case you didn't know, the next hot RE market is Yazoo City, Mississippi:
http://www.craigslist.org/sby/rfs/102372866.html

(***not investment advice***)

That ad is posted in So.SFBA CL section. lol.

News, what part of bay area are you in?
I've been tracking so. bay a bit...inventory is blipping, and I see lots of denial-type 1-3% price reductions...feel like I'm "watching paint dry", as they say. In short, nothing earth-shattering so far, but the paint does seem to be getting a little tacky.

By the way I was thinking about something earlier today:
The 1987 crash was black monday, right? What precipated, or catalyzed, this drop? Was there any significant event(s) over the weekend? I don't remember, having been an oblivious teenager at the time. Perhaps there was a week's worth of bad econ indicators that were digested over the weekend? Just curious if anyone has a take on this. And have any other stock market "crashes" occurred on a monday?

The 1987 crash was black monday, right? What precipated, or catalyzed, this drop?

I thought it was program trading, "portfolio protection", delta hedging stuff. It happened spontaneously.