Flatulent cows cause barn explosion
by zzyzzx
on 29 Jan 2014
2 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.krmg.com/news/news/ It took 90 cows but together, they created enough methane to partially raise the roof. Cops explained by saying "a static electric charge caused the gas to explode ...
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Not that's a "Happy Meal"
by zzyzzx on 30 Jan 2014 Posted 12 years ago
http://nypost.com/2014/01/29/m McDonald's worker caught selling heroin in Happy Meals PITTSBURGH — An employee of a McDonald's restaurant was charged Wednesday with selling heroin in Happy Meals to customers using ...
by zzyzzx on 30 Jan 2014 Posted 12 years ago
http://nypost.com/2014/01/29/m McDonald's worker caught selling heroin in Happy Meals PITTSBURGH — An employee of a McDonald's restaurant was charged Wednesday with selling heroin in Happy Meals to customers using ...
Fox News Channel Extends Cable News Ratings Winning Streak In January
by zzyzzx on 29 Jan 2014 8 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.deadline.com/2014/0 Fox News Channel extended its cable news winning streak to 145 consecutive months with the release of January ratings. In overall audience fnc-cnn.JPGFNC outstripped CNN and MSNBC combined ...
by zzyzzx on 29 Jan 2014 8 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.deadline.com/2014/0 Fox News Channel extended its cable news winning streak to 145 consecutive months with the release of January ratings. In overall audience fnc-cnn.JPGFNC outstripped CNN and MSNBC combined ...
by zzyzzx on 15 Mar 2013 1 comment, latest 12 years ago
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ When you've got prime NBA real estate - in this case, a just-about-courtside seat right between TNT play-by-play man Kevin Harlan and color commentator Chris Webber for a ...
I agree with Al Gore on this one...
by zzyzzx on 24 Jan 2014 Posted 12 years ago
http://www.cnbc.com/id/1013616 Contraception key in climate change fight: Gore and Gates Stopping overpopulation is one way the dangers of climate change can be mitigated, according to two of the most ...
by zzyzzx on 24 Jan 2014 Posted 12 years ago
http://www.cnbc.com/id/1013616 Contraception key in climate change fight: Gore and Gates Stopping overpopulation is one way the dangers of climate change can be mitigated, according to two of the most ...
Ghost Ship Filled With Cannibal Rats Poised To Crash Into British Coast
by zzyzzx on 24 Jan 2014 4 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.breitbart.com/Insta Experts say a ghost ship carrying only disease-ridden rats could be heading for the coast of Britain. The Luyubov Orlova was cut adrift while being towed from Canada ...
by zzyzzx on 24 Jan 2014 4 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.breitbart.com/Insta Experts say a ghost ship carrying only disease-ridden rats could be heading for the coast of Britain. The Luyubov Orlova was cut adrift while being towed from Canada ...
by zzyzzx on 24 Jan 2014 Posted 12 years ago
http://features.blogs.fortune. FORTUNE -- A new 2013 Chevrolet Tahoe, with every possible option, retails for more than $61,000. Owners seem to love the vehicle, as do thieves, who have found ...
by zzyzzx on 24 Jan 2014 Posted 12 years ago
http://features.blogs.fortune.
How to drop the unemployment rate? NC shows the way!
by zzyzzx on 17 Jan 2014 39 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.charlotteobserver.c Faced with the loss of that income, three took part-time jobs. One, frustrated, gave up. All had lost full-time jobs. While some researchers say it's too early to ...
by zzyzzx on 17 Jan 2014 39 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.charlotteobserver.c Faced with the loss of that income, three took part-time jobs. One, frustrated, gave up. All had lost full-time jobs. While some researchers say it's too early to ...
Lawsuit: Toothpaste didn't get me any women
by zzyzzx on 17 Jan 2014 14 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.azcentral.com/offbe Lawsuit: Toothpaste didn't get me any women A man who has used Close-up toothpaste for seven years is suing the makers of the brand, saying it has not ...
by zzyzzx on 17 Jan 2014 14 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.azcentral.com/offbe Lawsuit: Toothpaste didn't get me any women A man who has used Close-up toothpaste for seven years is suing the makers of the brand, saying it has not ...
Medicare Is Wasting Millions Of Dollars Paying Too Much For Penis Pumps
by zzyzzx on 15 Jan 2014 17 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://consumerist.com/2014/01 A new report by the inspector general for the Department of Health and Human Services [PDF] says that penis pumps cost the Medicare program $172 million between 2006 ...
by zzyzzx on 15 Jan 2014 17 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://consumerist.com/2014/01 A new report by the inspector general for the Department of Health and Human Services [PDF] says that penis pumps cost the Medicare program $172 million between 2006 ...
by zzyzzx on 16 Jan 2014 3 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-P Critic of France's Hollande Says It with Dung (AFP) -- A truck dumped a huge pile of manure outside France's National Assembly on Thursday in a protest against ...
Harry Reid asked Pentagon to research irritable bowel syndrome
by zzyzzx on 16 Jan 2014 3 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://dailycaller.com/2014/01 Harry Reid asked Pentagon to research irritable bowel syndrome Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid once urged Defense Secretary Robert Gates to spend taxpayer money on researching irritable bowel ...
by zzyzzx on 16 Jan 2014 3 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://dailycaller.com/2014/01 Harry Reid asked Pentagon to research irritable bowel syndrome Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid once urged Defense Secretary Robert Gates to spend taxpayer money on researching irritable bowel ...
Shoplifters Take $20,000 Worth Of Bras And Panties From Victorias Secret
by zzyzzx on 16 Jan 2014 2 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2014 SUNRISE (CBSMiami) – Sunrise police are trying to get to the bottom of the case of the purloined panties. To do so, they need asking for the public's ...
by zzyzzx on 16 Jan 2014 2 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2014 SUNRISE (CBSMiami) – Sunrise police are trying to get to the bottom of the case of the purloined panties. To do so, they need asking for the public's ...
Man gets 5 week erection due to cycling accident.
by zzyzzx on 13 Jan 2014 14 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new Cyclist, 22, had an erection lasting for FIVE WEEKS after injuring himself on the crossbar of his bike Erectile dysfunction are two words most men shudder at the ...
by zzyzzx on 13 Jan 2014 14 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new Cyclist, 22, had an erection lasting for FIVE WEEKS after injuring himself on the crossbar of his bike Erectile dysfunction are two words most men shudder at the ...
New Mexico doctors can help terminal patients die, judge says
by zzyzzx on 14 Jan 2014 3 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/14/ (CNN) -- In a decision sure to cause debate, a New Mexico judge has ruled that terminally ill, mentally competent patients have the right to get a doctor ...
by zzyzzx on 14 Jan 2014 3 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/14/ (CNN) -- In a decision sure to cause debate, a New Mexico judge has ruled that terminally ill, mentally competent patients have the right to get a doctor ...
by zzyzzx on 14 Jan 2014 Posted 12 years ago
http://qz.com/166084/overfishi Thanks to surging demand for seafood and woefully inaccurate catch reporting, overfishing is out of control. And new research now argues (paywall) that it's a problem that, in ...
Fargo Man Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower
by zzyzzx on 9 Jan 2014 24 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://fmobserver.com/fargo-ma Fargo, ND – Local resident Todd Fox has been detained for “reckless endangerment” and “illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry” for attacking snow with his flamethrower. Fox reportedly ...
by zzyzzx on 9 Jan 2014 24 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://fmobserver.com/fargo-ma Fargo, ND – Local resident Todd Fox has been detained for “reckless endangerment” and “illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry” for attacking snow with his flamethrower. Fox reportedly ...
Colorado Restaurant Introduces Weed-and-Food Pairing Menu
by zzyzzx on 9 Jan 2014 4 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/ When you go to a gourmet restaurant, you might find yourself asking the sommelier to recommend a fine wine to complement your meal. But now, as more states ...
by zzyzzx on 9 Jan 2014 4 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/ When you go to a gourmet restaurant, you might find yourself asking the sommelier to recommend a fine wine to complement your meal. But now, as more states ...
Democrat Senator Asked State to Cook Books on Obamacare Numbers
by zzyzzx on 8 Jan 2014 1 comment, latest 12 years ago
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-G CompleteColorado.com reports that emails show U.S. Senator Mark Udall's (D-CO) office pressured the Colorado Division of Insurance to downplay the number of insurance cancellations caused by the rollout ...
by zzyzzx on 8 Jan 2014 1 comment, latest 12 years ago
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-G CompleteColorado.com reports that emails show U.S. Senator Mark Udall's (D-CO) office pressured the Colorado Division of Insurance to downplay the number of insurance cancellations caused by the rollout ...
Liberals show their intolerance, again
by zzyzzx on 6 Jan 2014 9 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://dailycaller.com/2014/01 For crime of hanging out with a Republican, Democratic state senator fires staffer. A recent college graduate and aide to Colorado state Senator Irene Aguilar was fired from ...
by zzyzzx on 6 Jan 2014 9 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://dailycaller.com/2014/01 For crime of hanging out with a Republican, Democratic state senator fires staffer. A recent college graduate and aide to Colorado state Senator Irene Aguilar was fired from ...
by zzyzzx on 7 Jan 2014 4 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.vocativ.com/01-2014 You won't see Adolf Hitler peering back at you from the featured display tables at Barnes & Noble any time soon. But browse the most popular e-book stores ...
by zzyzzx on 7 Jan 2014 3 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://phys.org/news/2013-12-a Algae to crude oil: Million-year natural process takes minutes in the lab Engineers have created a continuous chemical process that produces useful crude oil minutes after they pour ...
Police: Man caught copulating with sandwich shop window
by zzyzzx on 6 Jan 2014 12 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.komonews.com/news/l SEATTLE -- A Seattle man is facing indecent exposure charges following allegations that he was "humping" the window of a West Seattle sandwich shop, to the horror of ...
by zzyzzx on 6 Jan 2014 12 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.komonews.com/news/l SEATTLE -- A Seattle man is facing indecent exposure charges following allegations that he was "humping" the window of a West Seattle sandwich shop, to the horror of ...
Walmart sells new Nintendo DS with pre-loaded porn
by zzyzzx on 6 Jan 2014 4 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.wavy.com/news/local HAMPTON, Va. (WAVY) - A family in Hampton found sexual images on their son's new gaming console, a gift bought for him for Christmas. Tom Mayhew had extended ...
by zzyzzx on 6 Jan 2014 4 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.wavy.com/news/local HAMPTON, Va. (WAVY) - A family in Hampton found sexual images on their son's new gaming console, a gift bought for him for Christmas. Tom Mayhew had extended ...
Man caught masturbating in grocery store meat aisle
by zzyzzx on 12 Dec 2013 13 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/12/ A grandfather caught masturbating in a Sainsbury’s meat aisle has been banned from every supermarket in UK. Eugenio Freitas, 49, was recorded on CCTV pleasuring himself through his ...
by zzyzzx on 12 Dec 2013 13 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/12/ A grandfather caught masturbating in a Sainsbury’s meat aisle has been banned from every supermarket in UK. Eugenio Freitas, 49, was recorded on CCTV pleasuring himself through his ...
Dutch prostitutes demand same pension perks as soccer players
by zzyzzx on 18 Dec 2013 1 comment, latest 12 years ago
http://www.nbcnews.com/busines Dutch prostitutes are demanding the same retirement tax benefits as professional footballers because of the "hard physical work" they do, according to news reports. The campaign to secure ...
by zzyzzx on 18 Dec 2013 1 comment, latest 12 years ago
http://www.nbcnews.com/busines Dutch prostitutes are demanding the same retirement tax benefits as professional footballers because of the "hard physical work" they do, according to news reports. The campaign to secure ...
Poll: Californians Gradually Souring on Unions
by zzyzzx on 13 Dec 2013 61 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-G California has long been a union stronghold, but voters in the strongly Democratic state are gradually taking a more negative view of organized labor, a poll released Friday ...
by zzyzzx on 13 Dec 2013 61 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-G California has long been a union stronghold, but voters in the strongly Democratic state are gradually taking a more negative view of organized labor, a poll released Friday ...
Facebook wont pay any taxes on its income this year
by zzyzzx on 18 Dec 2013 3 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.washingtontimes.com Facebook, the hot technology company that is earning more than $1 billion in revenue, won't pay any taxes on its income this year and instead probably will get ...
by zzyzzx on 18 Dec 2013 3 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.washingtontimes.com Facebook, the hot technology company that is earning more than $1 billion in revenue, won't pay any taxes on its income this year and instead probably will get ...
Report: Windows Start menu to return in Windows 8.2
by zzyzzx on 12 Dec 2013 4 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.pcworld.com/article In what could be one of the more startling reversals since New Coke, a report released Monday claims that Microsoft will bring back a Windows 7-style Start menu ...
by zzyzzx on 12 Dec 2013 4 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.pcworld.com/article In what could be one of the more startling reversals since New Coke, a report released Monday claims that Microsoft will bring back a Windows 7-style Start menu ...
Iowa house invader cut in half by train
by zzyzzx on 13 Dec 2013 6 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.nydailynews.com/new Lopez Christian Webster was killed instantly when he tried to cross railroad tracks while escaping after home invasion, cops said. Justice hit an Iowa crook like a freight ...
by zzyzzx on 13 Dec 2013 6 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.nydailynews.com/new Lopez Christian Webster was killed instantly when he tried to cross railroad tracks while escaping after home invasion, cops said. Justice hit an Iowa crook like a freight ...
Knockout Game Goes Terribly RIGHT as Woman Wails on Her Attacker
by zzyzzx on 9 Dec 2013 Posted 12 years ago
http://cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/ The video shows the assailant targeting the woman, who doesn't go down after he lands his punch. She turns around and starts punching him repeatedly in the head ...
by zzyzzx on 9 Dec 2013 Posted 12 years ago
http://cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/ The video shows the assailant targeting the woman, who doesn't go down after he lands his punch. She turns around and starts punching him repeatedly in the head ...
Smoking pot thought to cause man boobs
by zzyzzx on 4 Dec 2013 13 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/12 (CNN) -- A young man in his 20s -- let's call him George -- sits across from me in the exam room. "Dr. Youn," he says, "I have ...
by zzyzzx on 4 Dec 2013 13 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/12 (CNN) -- A young man in his 20s -- let's call him George -- sits across from me in the exam room. "Dr. Youn," he says, "I have ...
Peeping Tom Apprehended After Topless Shopper Chases Him Through Store
by zzyzzx on 4 Dec 2013 2 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.breitbart.com/Insta LENEXA, Kansas - After catching a peeping Tom attempting to photograph her inside a dressing room on Monday, a topless woman chased the suspect through a Kohl's department ...
by zzyzzx on 4 Dec 2013 2 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.breitbart.com/Insta LENEXA, Kansas - After catching a peeping Tom attempting to photograph her inside a dressing room on Monday, a topless woman chased the suspect through a Kohl's department ...
Where not to hide a meth pipe
by zzyzzx on 4 Dec 2013 5 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/d Hidden Glass Meth Pipe Causes A Bloody Mess Ladies, do not place drug paraphernalia in your vagina As if you need another reason not to hide a glass ...
by zzyzzx on 4 Dec 2013 5 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/d Hidden Glass Meth Pipe Causes A Bloody Mess Ladies, do not place drug paraphernalia in your vagina As if you need another reason not to hide a glass ...
Movie theater plays porn instead of Disney movie
by zzyzzx on 3 Dec 2013 4 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ Movie Theater Plays Some Porn From 'Nymphomaniac' Instead Of 'Frozen' A Florida movie theater that was supposed to play the delightful animated film "Frozen" accidentally started playing porn ...
by zzyzzx on 3 Dec 2013 4 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ Movie Theater Plays Some Porn From 'Nymphomaniac' Instead Of 'Frozen' A Florida movie theater that was supposed to play the delightful animated film "Frozen" accidentally started playing porn ...
Electric carmaker Fisker files for bankruptcy
by zzyzzx on 25 Nov 2013 29 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://news.yahoo.com/electric Washington (AFP) - Fisker Automotive, whose sleek, sporty electric cars caught the eye of Justin Bieber and other celebrities, has filed for bankruptcy protection. The California-based company also ...
by zzyzzx on 25 Nov 2013 29 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://news.yahoo.com/electric Washington (AFP) - Fisker Automotive, whose sleek, sporty electric cars caught the eye of Justin Bieber and other celebrities, has filed for bankruptcy protection. The California-based company also ...
Husband broadcasts drunk, naked wife on Playstation 4
by zzyzzx on 25 Nov 2013 3 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://nypost.com/2013/11/25/h Husband broadcasts drunk, naked wife on Playstation 4 Instead of sharing FIFA wonder goals or Call of Duty action, a PS4 owner has used the new live-streaming feature ...
by zzyzzx on 25 Nov 2013 3 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://nypost.com/2013/11/25/h Husband broadcasts drunk, naked wife on Playstation 4 Instead of sharing FIFA wonder goals or Call of Duty action, a PS4 owner has used the new live-streaming feature ...
by zzyzzx on 25 Nov 2013 6 comments, latest 12 years ago
http://apnews.excite.com/artic DALLAS (AP) - Today's kids can't keep up with their parents. An analysis of studies on millions of children around the world finds they don't run as fast ...
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