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Working with Ivy League graduates cured me of Ivy League worship.

I wonder if she came in through affirmative action-what an entitled piece of crap.

lostand confused says

I wonder if she came in through affirmative action-what an entitled piece of crap.

Best comment I heard today:

"If you're attending Yale, you ain't oppressed."

Can I apply for special protection from workplace SciFi-and-Fantasy-nut techies bounding up to me and telling me how they're libertarians and have I ever heard of libertarianism and how it can change my life and did I know both sides are the same?

When the Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons come to my front door, I can slam it. Why can't I get similar protection from middle-aged libertarian white guys at the office?

Libertarians trigger me. Make me feel oppressed and marginalized.

Go Harpo on them.

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The Witnesses always send these nice black ladies

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students at Yale University

The girl in the video comes off as an angry, petulant, and unpersuasive idiot. The video itself is her punishment. She demonstrates that she is too emotionally immature to make an adult case, which quite frankly any high school sophomore should be expected to be able to do. She's a Yale student and she still sounds like a tween throwing a tantrum when her mommy doesn't let her go out. She better hope that no one publishes her name and that video doesn't crop up in every Google search every future prospective employer does. No one would hire her.

The thing is, there's no way in telling if she had a legitimate grievance. She ruined it by acting childish instead of challenging like an adult the policy or position that so offended her. And that's an automatic lose.

The situation remind me of why comedians won't play colleges. Anti-liberal left wing nuts and political correctness has made college worse than ever.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/eZMJZ3Sf6U8

Protesters fight racism by Segregating into Racial Groups.

Is Arrizon state university a liberal hotbed.
They have this course, "called U.S. Race Theory & the Problem of Whiteness." While I am not white, I am a bit afraid after they are done with whitey , they will come after the next successful race!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/11/12/a-course-originally-called-the-problem-of-whiteness-returns-to-asu-as-racial-tensions-boil-over-on-campuses/

peak "JIG" worship yet?

Letter from the President of my alma mater:

Mitch Daniels says

To the Purdue community,

Events this week at the University of Missouri and Yale University should remind us all of the importance of absolute fidelity to our shared values. First, that we strive constantly to be, without exception, a welcoming, inclusive and discrimination-free community, where each person is respected and treated with dignity. Second, to be steadfast in preserving academic freedom and individual liberty.

Two years ago, a student-led initiative created the “We Are Purdue Statement of Values”, which was subsequently endorsed by the University Senate. Last year, both our undergraduate and graduate student governments led an effort that produced a strengthened statement of policies protecting free speech. What a proud contrast to the environments that appear to prevail at places like Missouri and Yale. Today and every day, we should remember the tenets of those statements and do our best to live up to them fully.

Sincerely,

President Mitch Daniels

http://www.purdue.edu/president/email/2015/We-Are-Purdue-Statement-of-Values.pdf

I'm not a Mitch Daniels fan, but I agree with him on this one.

Does Yale offer a degree in Stoopidness, Spoiled Self Pity, and Shrill Screaming yet? Time to start a national search for the department head.

You really need to work on your wit, CIC. You sound like a five-year-old throwing a tantrum whenever you post. If you're going to attempt to insult someone, try to do it an adult level. For example, calling someone a poopy head doesn't work. Reminding everyone that the last time you had sex was at your family reunion does work.

If your point was that you are an uncreative moron with the language skills of a five-year-old, then touché, or in your case douché.

The last thing we want is CIC to be able to time travel. He'd create some incestuous temporal paradox in which he fathers himself with his twin sister.

CIC has a degree in animal husbandry

File this under products made necessary by CIC.

CIC flew to India to buy a two-headed goat. Unfortunately, when he got there, he found out it was the wrong head.

CIC is right. He's not just a goat man. He fancies all the farm animals.

Here's one of his romps with a sheep and a cow.

A couple having a romantic picnic told how they witnessed CIC – naked except for his socks and swigging from a can of lager – trying to get a cow to perform a sex act on him.

When the bemused cow wandered off he turned his attentions to a flock of sheep.

During the case, horrified witness Lawrence Stephen, 23, told the court: "He seemed like he was very comfortable with what he was doing - as if it was normal.

"He was trying to thrust his waist towards the cows and using his hands to get the cow's mouth towards his crotch.

"I can't remember him forcing the cow - he wasn't actually grabbing the cow, but he was trying what he could."

The cows wandered off into the next field, leaving CIC to walk over towards some sheep, clutching a can of Skol and a Sainsbury's carrier bag with his clothes in, the court heard. The bag also contained an adult nappy.

The couple then said CIC tried to have sex with one sheep from behind.

"I don't know what he was trying to do but it seems he was trying to get some sort of sexual act performed from sheep,' Mr Stephen said.

"I felt sick for what was happening, it sort of disturbed me. I felt worried about him. Also it is not right to do that to animals, you know?"

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sex with animals?

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Your previous post proves that!!

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fucked by goats

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is really disturbed!!

Dan you really should not marry livestock.

Says the guy whose avatar is a pretend cowboy.

1. I weigh less than you.
2. I'm straight and thus not homophobic like you.
3. What you call nerds everyone else calls intelligent men with six figure incomes and tons of disposable money. So go back to servicing that New Jersey turnpike bathroom glory hole for quarters.
4. Old people in Boca drive Mercedes, not sports cars. In fact, old people in general don't drive sport cars or convertibles. Still, your obsession with my car betrays your jealousy.

So, what have we learned here. You are jealous because I'm wealthier, better looking, and have nicer things than you. Well, maybe if you studied in school instead of playing naked leap frog with goats, you'd have had a better career and wouldn't be such a loser. Then again, maybe you were destined to be a loser since your mother drank so much why carrying you.

Honey, we all know who the real liar on PatNet is. No matter how many times you repeat your bullshit, it doesn't get more believable.

I have had enough of Call It Crazy sexually abusing animals in the State of New Jersey!

Yep, in response to Call It Crazy, Christ Christie has signed a bill that makes it illegal to rape animals in the state of New Jersey much to the relief of many a worried forest critter and farm animal, not to mention millions of family pets.

Sexual contact with an animal is now punishable by as many as 18 months in prison and a fine of as much as $10,000. Harsher penalties are possible if the animal dies from the abuse.

Unfortunately, all this came too late for Fluffy.

Let's not even get into all the things you have on your hands.

Playing that cowardly game again? Too chicken-shit to show up at Georgie's? How about you post the hotel and room you're staying at, or better yet, the address of cardboard box you occupy in New Jersey?

Then post your address so we can meet. I'm not giving a psycho like you my address. There are families with pet dogs in my neighborhood that don't deserve what you'd do with them.

Are you too chickenshit to give out your address?

Can't you two just keep insulting each other without making it personal??

So, give your New Jersey address and give the name and room number of your hotel or the place you're staying, chickendick.

Now what does it hurt for you to give out your address if your so eager to meet? You got nothing to lose unless your homeless and ashamed of it. You certainly have nothing to lose by giving out the hotel room you're staying out.

I don't care how long you are staying in Florida. Just say where you are staying and when and I'll make it to you. Why are you so chicken-shit you cannot even do that? You don't know when I'll be at home and neither do I. It would be so convenient to meet up wherever you are staying. So why are you pussying out?

I mean, you're the one who's so interested in meeting up. I'm only willing to do this to snap a photo of you and show everyone how fat, ugly, and depressing you are. But hey, if you want to go through with that, you have to give your address.

You never gave your address. Why so shy if you really want to meet? Why can't you even give the hotel room where you are allegedly staying? How the fuck do you expect to meet up if you aren't willing to give your location?

Looks like your a pussy. You won't be in my driveway. You'll be at a hotel. So what's the address and room number?

How are you even going to know when to meet me? What time of the day were you planning on showing up at my door and expecting me to be there? It would make so much more sense for you to give me YOUR schedule and we can accommodate that. Unless, of course, you are full of shit and just lying again.

Yes, and in passing by, you'll probably be going by at a time when I'm not at home. So it makes more sense for you to give the address of your destination and a time when you'll be there. This should be easy since you'll already have that planned out. So go ahead and tell us what that address and time are.

So, you expect me to give you my home address so that you can show up at some unspecified time on some unspecified day at my doorstep? Even if that was appealing, it would not work. First, my neighborhood has a strict no pedophile policy. Second, you couldn't get pass the gate without me ringing you in, and there is no way I'm giving you my phone number. I don't need you drunk dialing me every time you get horny and there's no goat nearby. Oh, you didn't realize that half the communities in south Florida are gated? Dumb ass. Besides, how would I even know to ring you in without even knowing your name?

And why exactly can't you just give the address and date of the place your staying if you want to meet so bad? The only coward here is you. How do you expect to retain anonymity and still meet up? I'd have to at least know which fat ass to look for. I suppose I could just hang out at the Miami zoo and wait for the cops to arrest someone for spanking the monkeys, but there must be faster ways to identify you.

Fucked By Goats Ironman says

he's unstable and seems to have a real hard-on for you

Obviously. That's why he wants to show up in the middle of the night unexpected. Maybe I need to invest in

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I can calculate when I'll be passing by at tell you.

Calculate it now and post it.

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I'm going to be 4 hours away

Honey, there's no place in South Florida that's 4 hours away from me. Not even motherfucking Key West. You staying in Key West? Sure, I'll go down there for a day trip. Been there many times. Where are you staying?

[CIC posts chicken-shit excuse in 3, 2, 1...]

Ironman says

Did I say I was staying in South Florida?

You driving to Cuba? Your story is becoming less and less plausible the more you talk.

So you are sure you'll be driving by my house, but you're going someplace four hours away, which puts you in the Atlantic Ocean or far, far north of Orlando, so why would you be driving around in Boca?

Ironman says

If you have the flexibility in your schedule to take a day trip to Key West, you certainly have the flexibility to adjust your schedule to meet in your driveway and not have to kill a whole day...

Oh, I was under the impression that you were going to be in Florida for at least several days. No, I don't plan on waiting 24/7 for you to show up at my gate, but that doesn't mean I can't show up where you are staying. Oh wait, you're making this whole thing up, aren't you?

Wow, I've never met a stalker who's too much of a pussy to even meet up with his prey. Then again, I'll never meet you because you're such a coward. That's the real reason you're not giving the hotel room where you are staying or a mobile phone number to reach you.

And why are you so keen on coming to my house? Have you finally come to accept your closeted desires? Sorry, but if I were gay, I'd want a real man, not a boy loser like you.

Must be. According to Google maps, he'd have to be driving from south Florida all the way north to Jacksonville by the Georgia border in order to be four hours away from me. Why would a guy who lives in NJ be driving north from south Florida to Jacksonville? His story doesn't add up. I don't know how, but I'm sure goats and cows are involved.

Maybe CIC is moving now that Christie signed that bill outlawing bestiality? That can't be a coincidence. Bestiality is a misdemeanor in Florida. That may explain his sudden interest in driving through the entire state.

Gotta say, with all due respect, that's a terrible idea, skating into Roberto territory again. Meet up at an agreed upon busy, public location not called Georgie's. Also I have no idea what this has to do with modern feminism at Yale.

It seems a bit threatening to ask for the address of someone who seems to have a lot of animosity for you and vice versa. Even if he was your friend, not having met him in person before, it would be better to meet at a public location like a coffeeshop. Seems obvious, but this back and forth is reaching a comical level of stupidity.

I once asked finehoe to meet me at an MMA gym halfway between Baltimore and DC. He also did not oblige.

Ironman says

You give me your address and I'll be able to tell you when I'm passing by. Is that so difficult to understand.