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Death Match 2018: Islam vs Save the Children
“Hello, Kabul suicide hotline. How can I assist you, Sir?”
“My name is Mohammed. I’m very depressed and just want to end it all.”
“Sir, I must remind you the Quran says suicides will go to hell, not to paradise.”
“Sigh, I’m still depressed.”
“Unless...”
“Unless what?”
“Unless you suicide for Allah. I have an opening at the local charity center at noon, if you’re interested. Comes with a pass straight to Paradise!”
“Sounds good! I’ll be there!”
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