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"Wow, this thread even has a long post by Surfer-X talking about an anal pounding and everything"

SurferX sure likes to talk a lot about anal poundings... Hmmm....

Hey where is everyone? Better not be over on the damn Huh thread messing up my nice round numbers!

"Classic how Jamies post was 2021, the one that screwed up her own perfect 2020 number! LOL"

Oh shut up.

SurferX sure likes to talk a lot about anal poundings… Hmmm….

I don't want to risk the wrath of Surfer-X by going there.

Now children.

My son got a hold of the phone and bumped me off the net for a minute. You don't think he's trying to tell me something do you? Naaah.

"The kind of hurt where your body shuts down to only 30 percent functionality,"

I really didn't need to know about your bodily functions shutting down.

" The 18 hours of sleep a day, sleep=metaphor for death pain, Jamie"

I'm so sorry.

Your son is displaying talking stick qualities early on in life SQT!

Precocious isn't he? _sniff_ I'm so proud.

2024 is the new 2020. Nobody screw it up!

Bye newsfreak. But you're on my shit list for blowing 2022.

Wouldn't want to mess up your thread count Jamie.

Do you get to be on your own shit list for messing up 2020?

"I don’t want to risk the wrath of Surfer-X by going there."

Oh, I DARE him. :-P

"Do you get to be on your own shit list for messing up 2020?"

I'm always the number one name on my shit list.

Jamies thread count is saturated beyond recognition I am afraid…

All that SPHUH.

"Jamies thread count is saturated beyond recognition I am afraid…. "

Damn SPHUH.

Oh crap SQT beat me to it.

"Putrifying to a ripe smell of dread.. "

Damn zombies.

LOLOL, it looks kind of like Squirt when you use the lower case letters. Which brings to mind... Oh never mind.

"I am not going to let you forget about the pain you have caused me Jamie. You know this, dont you? "

Is this actual pain or feigned pain for the purpose of manipulation? I'm sure it's the second, so please, go ahead, act all hurt and stuff.

"Thanks Jamie. Kind of makes up my mind for me. "

Glad to be of service. ;-) SQT looks much better. No suggestion of squirting at all. None.

"That’s just it! Its real and just because I have a somewhat tweeaked delivery, nobody believes me. Especially you. Tragic. The HORROR… Sad sad sad… "

You're like the boy who cried SPHUH!

We never know when you're serious...I would guess because you are NEVER serious.

"I am literally running up and down the stairs to wipe pen off the walls and then come up to the computer to post. Is this devotion or what? "

Ah, the joys of owning a two-year-old.

My daughter is that crazy age too.

"No, its not like serious or not serious. Its two sides of the same emoticon. "

Huh?

Oh, crap. I've pissed away an hour of work time serving the SPHUH. And now I really need to get some work done!

Sphuh for now.

LOL! I'm not mad. I can't believe you guys have had a whole conversation about me being mad. Such caring on this thread. I'm so glad there are people concerned about my well-being. ;-)

I was just joking about the uneven number thing, newsfreak. Really! Do I seem like the kind of person who would get my panties in a wad about someone messing up 2020 or whatever it was? I mean, I was the person who messed up 2020, wasn't I?

Annnyway, I have no idea what you were ranting about above, Jack.

All this confusion! all because I'm not using enough smiley faces!

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Jack is kind of volatile, newsfreak. You never know what crazy thing will set him off.

Sensitive artiste.

I just asked him to change his name back because I really was forgetting who he was. I was somehow confusing him with seattledude or someone. I actually forgot about that whole Mr. Right/Surfer X battle, because I fled the thread when it happened.

Oh, I forgot, smiley faces:

:-) :-) :-) :-)

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Well, the "substance" thread took it to the "jaberwocky" thread today, huh?
I think I spent too much time on this stuff today...now I'll need to go into work tomorrow to make up for it. stupdid!stupid!stupid!

Not that jabberwocky isn't substantial... :)

"Jabberwocky". One of those words that's fun to say. But then if you keep saying it, it begins to sound foreign. Then, you start having a hard time pronouncing it...your mouth just starts seizing up on you. Or is that just me? Kind of like "marshmallow."

Hey, now, jabberwocky has a much more positive connotation than...ahhh, drivel, for example. Plus, jabberwocky is most certainly a skill--perhaps even a gift...I often find myself lacking in the ability to jabberwock. :(

Yes the blog time stamp is screwed up. I'm posting this at exactly 12:04 AM...

...and it stamped it as 12:53 AM. So, about 50 minutes ahead.

How does this happen with today's tek-nolo-g?
Kind of like earlier tonight...my friend called my cell phone from his cell phone, and instead got some financial-type business. He asked her what the # was & it was (of course) a different number in a different area code. He called me again & it got through. An hour later, he called me & got the same business that he'd gotten earlier....

I'm here! But not.

There's something about this new home in the prick thread. Bad feng shui or something. Or maybe the gluttony it took to reach Huh 2000 has left me feeling like, well, a glutton.

Or maybe it's reading that new thread, which made my brain feel fuzzy and stale, like an old M&M stuck in the couch, for reasons I can't quite explain.

Regardless, I'll try to check in frequently, but for the next weeks I imagine I'll be around less often. We're doing a long weekend trip next weekend to San Diego, and I've got a book due in 5 weeks. Must crack the whip.

Sphuh for now.

161 comments? What is that? :)

Or maybe it’s reading that new thread, which made my brain feel fuzzy and stale, like an old M&M stuck in the couch, for reasons I can’t quite explain.
Hah! Lots of LOL on this one...maybe cause I know what you mean!

Well at least you guys nicely transitioned from Huh to Sphuh...I was fading fast when that was occurring. :(