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Pitchfork For Paulson


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2008 Oct 1, 6:21am   24,387 views  181 comments

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Pitchfork

I bought this pitchfork yesterday (the picture is an actual photo from lowes.com of the same item that I bought) for $ 16.99. I need your help on the next step of my project.

  1. Can you please suggest a good picture of Hanky Panky Paulson that I can download, print, paste on to a pumpkin and (violently) impale on this fork? I plan to do that and put it up in the yard in front of my house.
  2. Can some of you all do the same thing, so I am not the only f*cker that is doing this in this town?

I am not kidding.

SP

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161   FuzzyMath   2008 Oct 3, 2:34am  

it was the wooden arrow tax break that put it over the edge I think.

162   FuzzyMath   2008 Oct 3, 2:35am  

oooo, it's dropping like a rock.

They're not even going to give American people 4 hours before they let them know they were tricked.

163   HeadSet   2008 Oct 3, 2:37am  

OK Guys

Just what "regulations" do you think either party will support?

20% min down payment on a home? No more than 20 year mortgage? These rules would put downward pressure on home prices, and politicos seem to be saying that lowering house prices is bad. Besides, for Paulson's bailout plan to allow for the recoup of tax payers money, home prices would have to increase.

Change the bankruptcy laws to allow anyone to walk away while still keeping house and car? That would cause a shutoff of loans and credit cards to the low end monthly payment crowd. Forcing people to spend only as they earn would hurt a system they believe runs on credit.

Even so, we may see some laws passed that will limit people's ability to screw themselves by taking on too much credit. Those laws, however, would soon be overturned. The laws would be written "to protect from predatory lenders" and later overturned "to allow the lower class equal access to credit." After all, what lawmaker can resist his constituents appetite for unearned riches.

164   Richmond   2008 Oct 3, 2:42am  

I hope there is so much pork in that bill that Wall Street gets nothing more than a $1.98 ( total ) and car fare. Better yet, make 'em walk.

165   MCM   2008 Oct 3, 2:46am  

Wow. 263-171.

We are so screwed!

166   HeadSet   2008 Oct 3, 2:48am  

They’re not even going to give American people 4 hours before they let them know they were tricked.

I can see it now. An exec of a bailed out Wall Street firm stops his Bentley at the light, rolls down his window and calls over a pedestrian. When the pedestrian approches the window, the exec says "Thanks for paying for my bonus!" He then blows cigar smoke in the pedestrians face, rolls up the window and drives off.

I wonder how Ms Nancy is going to spin the Dow drop after the vote? Maybe she will just say "If we are not re-elected, we all have nice job offers from Wall Street firms. You all can kiss my tucked and lifted bum."

167   justme   2008 Oct 3, 2:51am  

Headset,

I think new regulations will mainly be of the sort that applies to financial companies, or at least I hope so.

--leverage limits for banks and investment banks must be by law and not by board action

--Credit Default Swaps must trade on exchanges

--Bonds of all kinds must trade on exchanges

--CDS outstanding denominational value cannot exceed underlying bond denomational value

and so on. That would be a start.

168   justme   2008 Oct 3, 2:55am  

One of the main problems of US government is that entirely too many decisions and rules are left to a "board" which is appointed by the executive branch and can easily be corrupted by the financially powerful.

The other main problem is of course our truly disastrous election system of which I have spoken at length before.

170   Richmond   2008 Oct 3, 3:02am  

Well, we all know what a camel is; a horse by committee.

171   FuzzyMath   2008 Oct 3, 3:06am  

I think the Plunge Protection is putting the floor in right now. The action is incredible suspicious.

172   HeadSet   2008 Oct 3, 3:24am  

Justme,

Good point. Those items you mentioned will protect buyers of the financial products and limit the pool of money banks use to lend.

But won't we still have Fannie/Freddie to buy up low quality loans?

173   justme   2008 Oct 3, 3:35am  

Sure, Fannie and Freddie should be regulated, too. The regulation should say that the loan limits should be locked to the case-shiller median reached at the bottom of the cycle, and then adjusted upward only according to inflation.

As a side effect, this will incentivise the government to report true inflation numbers, since the REIC will force them to do so. 1/2 ;-)

And yeah, no less than 10% down under ANY circumstances, and 20% as the norm.

174   MCM   2008 Oct 3, 3:37am  

The traitorous, sold out, pork loving bastards that switched from No to Aye:

> Abercrombie
> Alexander
> Baca
> Barrett (SC)
> Berkley
> Biggert
> Boustany
> Braley (IA)
> Buchanan
> Carson
> Cleaver
> Coble
> Conaway
> Cuellar
> Cummings
> Dent
> Edwards (MD)
> Fallin
> Frelinghuysen
> Gerlach
> Giffords
> Green, Al
> Hirono
> Hoekstra
> Jackson (IL)
> Jackson-Lee (TX)
> Kilpatrick
> Knollenberg
> Kuhl (NY)
> Lee
> Lewis (GA)
> Mitchell
> Myrick
> Ortiz
> Pascrell
> Pastor
> Ramstad
> Ros-Lehtinen
> Rush
> Schiff
> Schmidt
> Scott (GA)
> Shadegg
> Shuster
> Solis
> Sullivan
> Sutton
> Terry
> Thompson (CA)
> Thornberry
> Tiberi
> Tierney
> Wamp
> Watson
> Welch (VT)
> Weller
> Woolsey
> Wu
> Yarmuth

175   MCM   2008 Oct 3, 3:39am  

The lone hero that switched from Aye to Nay:

176   MCM   2008 Oct 3, 3:40am  

McDermott

177   MST   2008 Oct 3, 3:50am  

Fuzzy:

"I think the Plunge Protection is putting the floor in right now."

I don't think the traders know what to think or where to jump. About all I see across the board, stocks, commodities, currency, is indecision. Yeah stocks have given back what they had gained today, plus a little right now, but no really dramatic moves, a blip on currencies that actually stengthened the dollar just after the vote, before returning back onto the curve it was tracing earlier today, commodities mixed to slightly down overall, after being simply mixed earlier.

So did the traders expect the bill not to pass? I doubt it, unless they were all buying on rumor, selling on news.

But the Plungers kicking in? don't think so. They'd have to be working right across the board(s). You see any "Index" buying?

I await the first serious purchase decisions of our new Overlord, Hank the Gold Man, before the markets really start jumping out of their skins. 7500 anyone?

178   justme   2008 Oct 3, 3:59am  

I wonder if Bush is going to simply skip the photo-op and just fax in his signature .

179   justme   2008 Oct 3, 4:00am  

In any case, I bet Paulson and Bernanke have already worked out out what they are going to be doing this weekend.

180   MST   2008 Oct 3, 4:05am  

Already Signed it. Couldn't wait for the fax.

181   FuzzyMath   2008 Oct 3, 4:22am  

Now we're starting to see negative press on the bailout bill. Fuckers.

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