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Randy,

Undoubtedly. I think "custom home" is mostly a technical term that's gotten hijacked to imply quality. Doing a high quality custom home usually means spending much more time and money than a similar quality track home, due to economy of scale and expertise. And anyone contemplating a custom construction better have high tolerance for unexpected delays and expenses.

Most "normal" rich people probably want to see and be seen by equals, so places like the Hamptons and Atherton will always exist. I'd personally like to see more high quality high density housing. Nothing wrong with a tract home, but I can do without the pretensions.

It’s a bit dangerous to mix socioeconomic strata categorizations with lifestyle choices. There are uber wealthy who snort their wealth up their noses and run over house guests in restored sherman tanks, losing it all in the process. There are neveux rich who quietly hump along, plowing their law partner income into vehicles that will create generations of wealth legacy for their descendants. In fact, the neveux rich that I know who aren’t zombies are quite the opposite: they often rose so far in life that they appreciate every bit of their success and don’t take a penny for granted.

Good points. There's nothing that automatically makes landed gentry --who applied zero effort/brainpower/sacrifice for their inherited wealth-- inherently "better" than the much maligned "nouveau riche". This term itself is pretty much a snobby put-down, no doubt invented by the "born on third base" elites to demonstrate their genetic superiority to the upstart newcomers. In reality, those who actually had to work hard to obtain wealth are statistically more likely to possess morally superior qualites (strong work ethic, thrift, respect/empathy for working class, etc.) vs. the self-absorbed playboy elite.

astrid,

did you read that wiki on McMansions. after doing so i'm a bit more sympathetic to them (although i still don't personally have a taste for them). nearly all of the criticisms of McMansions equally apply to Tract Homes. it seems that McMansions are pretty much just a new generation of Tract Homes incorporating more of the amenities that people demand. My first home in Redwood City was a charming 1950s Tract Home. Much more character than a McMansion. But, if forced to make that choice again, I'd choose a McMansion. Having 1.5 baths for 4 BRs, a kitchen barely large enough to flip a pancake, a detached garage as the only storage space and not enough aggregate closet space for my (quite frugal) wife let alone the other residents just wasn't worth all the aesthetic charm in the world.

In reality, those who actually had to work hard to obtain wealth are statistically more likely to possess morally superior qualites (strong work ethic, thrift, respect/empathy for working class, etc.) vs. the self-absorbed playboy elite.

Why this hatred against inherited wealth? Those who were "born on third base" must have done something good in their past lives. Too bad many of them do not take advantage of this gift and do something good. Their next lives may not be so great.

Having 1.5 baths for 4 BRs, a kitchen barely large enough to flip a pancake, a detached garage as the only storage space and not enough aggregate closet space for my (quite frugal) wife let alone the other residents just wasn’t worth all the aesthetic charm in the world.

OMG! I much rather have a McMansion with 4BR and 5.5 baths. Character is good but bathrooms are more important!

Randy,

My primary problem with McMansions is that they're too big and wasteful. The track home characteristics of McMansions don't bother me.

My second biggest problem with McMansions is that they're associated with an overall unsustainable American lifestyle of big houses, big cars, and big debt.

OMG! I much rather have a McMansion with 4BR and 5.5 baths. Character is good but bathrooms are more important!

They are at least more practical, especially when one has children and parents inhabiting their domicile.

Peter P,

Maybe it's good karma. Or maybe they're what the Chinese call "debt collecting ghosts" who come back to spend all the money their parents made, because of the parents' bad karma.

They are at least more practical, especially when one has children and parents inhabiting their domicile.

Absolutely. In case everyone in the house eats something bad and needs to use the toilet NOW.

Maybe it’s good karma. Or maybe they’re what the Chinese call “debt collecting ghosts” who come back to spend all the money their parents made, because of the parents’ bad karma.

Perhaps. There is no escape.

Randy,

True enough. However, most McMansions are not occupied by multiple generations. Based on what I see, most are occupied by parents with 1 to 3 children, and quite a few are occupied by empty nesters who want space for the two weeks out of the year when their kids might be in town.

Even if you want to design multi-generational homes, there are better ways to build them than via McMansions. If I was designing for such a family, I'd want a first floor guest suite for the elderly grandparents, a fairly private suite for the parents, and smallish rooms + a study room for the kids. For the exterior, a safe and convenient exercise/play area for the young and the elderly.

Most McMansion communities don't have these spaces. Instead, they boast of large swaths of underused kitchens, foyer, dining room, living room, great room, etc.

I don't profess DinOR's hatred of McMansions. I just mourn the opportunities that were lost to create something truly liveable and nice.

Just in case you haven't experienced bathroom bottlenecks in a crowded house:

* Elderly mothers tend to occupy bathrooms for very long periods of time at entirely randomized times of the day.

* Children tend to require the use of bathrooms spontaneously and with little margin for error.

* Working parents tend to require bathroom time at times not open to much schedule flexibility.

And, you can't apply a Poisson distribution to the queuing, because seldom does one wish to immediately occupy the bathroom after another has vacated it. In very short order it is possible to find a 1 hour queue building for the bathroom in a family of five.

Peter P,

The house where I spent the first 8 years of my life had one toilet for 2 kids and 7 adults. I've lived most of the next 10 years with 2 adults and one bathroom. We managed, somehow.

Besides, reputable sushi places rarely serve contaminated fish. The risks are pretty low.

"astrid’s just a kid"

Huh? The ratio of bathroom to bums got much better once I hit college.

Thank you! Thank you!

I have always believed that the McMansion is just the modern version of the tract home. A KB home community is nothing more than a latter-day Levittown.

My in-laws live in a 1950's tract home that is every bit as shoddily constructed as any modern McMansion. In fact, if you want to see what a McMansion will look like 50 years from now, just visit my in-laws' house.

My in-laws' kitchen is "galley" style; "barely big enough to flip a pancake" just about covers it. There is tacky 1970's pressboard paneling throughout the living room. The dining room's light fixture was made to resemble like the steering wheel of a ship. The avacado green appliances are gone, but that's just becuase they broke. There were orginally just 2 bedrooms; they added a 3rd some years ago, but it does not have a seperate enterance; the only way to get to bedroom #3 is through bedroom #2! If the occupants of those two bedrooms are on differnet sleep schedules, the occupant of bedroom #2 gets rudely awakened early in the morning or late at night when the occupant of bedroom #3 wakes up or goes to bed. My in-laws have no garage, and a lot of the neighbors have only a 1 car garage.

The modern McMansion is far superior to this horrible place. I'd take a 5br/4ba 3,000 square foot monstrosity over my in-laws' place any day of the week. There

My gripe with McMansions is that so much space is wasted, and for such pretentious reasons. The two-story entrance and living room are really tacky, especially when it's just a middle class family home, not a Newport, RI mansion. I do like the space -- I just wish so much of it wasn't frittered away on two-story foyers, Jacuzzi tubs in the "master suite," etc. But having enough room is a good thing in my book.

Actually, when you think of it, the Craftsman house that all of the artsy types are so in love with today is just an earlier version of the McMansion. It was the tract home of its day. I mean, you could order them from the Sears catalog! To my mind, that is the very definition of a generic middle class home.

And it's funny, a lot of your turn of the 20th century homes are...pretty big! We rented an old farmhouse for a while when I was growing up, and that thing must have been 2,800 square feet, more if you include the full basement. All of the old farmhouses in my Midwestern town were pretty darned large. Yeah, people had more kids back then, but maybe 4 or 5, most families did not have 15 children even in that era.

Ever been to New York City brownstone? Today a lot of them are two- or four-family flats, but they were originally single family townhomes. They're big, too! How about a 1940's "working man's" apartment in a place like NYC's Styvessant village? Those things are huge, no 800 square foot units there, more like 1,800 -- and that's in a housing project in the middle of New York City!

I think McMansions get a lot of unfair criticism. They're big, yeah, but there are plenty of 1920 Craftsmen in my town that are just as big. And back in the days before KB, when people built their own farmhouses by hand, a lot of them built nice, big, spacious homes. And even urban living, like in a NYC brownstown, was originally pretty spacious. You could even argue that the cramped little suburban tract house of the 1950's is something of an historical anamoly. The McMansion is part of a well-established historical tradition of American homes.

The Mcmansions you speak of exsist in huge numbers out where my parents live. When I was growing up, I figured we must've been well off because we had a 2 story home with 3 bedrooms while most of the neighbors had single story ranchers and trailers.Well, These days they are building MASSIVE 5 and 6 bedroom houses with 3 car garages, 2 story decks, and enormous living rooms. What I dislike about them the most is that they're usually built on ugly pieces of land, given small yards with no trees, and for some inexplicable reason simply look cheap and generic to me.

C'mon astrid,

We probably all grew up that way.

a) Things were different then. Dad had priority, because he worked the "real job".

b) Mom worked around him.

c) Kids fit in where they could. And we didn't bathe daily until well past puberty. Often Mom plopped all the kids in the same tub, despite huge gaps in ages.

Was that really better than having adequate toilettage? I'm willing to go on record and say that I very much appreciate having enough bathrooms, and I am willing to make lifestyle decisions based upon that luxury. If that makes me an evil American conspicuous consumer, so be it.

Joe, the reason they built some of those houses so large back in the turn of the century was that the average family was expected to have a whole liter of kids. My grandad came from a family of 10 kids. So did most everyone else in his era.
As far as a ceiling fixture that looks like a steering wheel, that sounds freakin' awesome. I have a large pair of bull horns on my wall now, and a steering wheel chadalier would look great with it. I like weird old 50's houses, especially those that have hideously colored tiles in the bathroom.

You aught to see the house my brother owns. It's this teeny 2 bedroom deal built after the war. The kitchen houses the fridge, oven, microwave, washer, dryer, and everything else that's of that nature. The washer buts right up next to the oven. The bathroom has dining room fixtures screwed to the walls. The living room has this huge window that all the world can see right through.
but... he paid 46k for the whole thing, and he's 5 years younger than me!

WWII,

It's actually a ship's wheel. You know, for the "nautical" theme. The glass lightbulb enclsoures look like fog lamps. You'd love it.

They also have these giant wooden salad spoons affixed to the dining room wall. They like Aztec sculptures. Picture a totem pole made out of Aztec dieties with a spoon or fork on one end. Those things are family heirlooms that will never be sold. I've seen a lot of kitsch in my time, being from the blue collar Midwest and all, but nothing tops those salad spoons.

Randy,

Nothing wrong with lots of bathrooms.

Numerous members of my family (who've moved out of the old abode and into 2+ bathroom apartments) have dramatically changed their behavior. Reading and talking on the phone has become the norm, and they're showering daily now as opposed to bimonthly.

Though, the lack of first floor bathrooms is another one of my complaints about McMansions. Most of the smaller ones have only a half bathroom for the entire first floor, which means that on the rare occasion when the owners might entertain some people on the first floor public rooms, the guests have to trek to the private second floor bathrooms just to relieve themselves.

Joe Schmoe,

I was going to add a counter criticism that you covered. Tract homes quite often are more wasteful per land usage than McMansions. Most McMansions are not replacements within existing communities, but new developements. New developments inevitably have smaller lot sizes, and more inhabitable square footage on that land. There are lots of 2BR homes on tracts that have massive back yards and detached garages. A McMansion on 70% of the lot space can support 5BRs.

This is problem with comparative qualifying statements like too wasteful.

True also about the evolution of Brownstones and Graystones. In Chicago, pretty much all the Northside B/Gstones were SFHs when built. Over the years they converted to 3/4 family dwellings. When people in Lincoln Park started to buy those out and restore them as SFHs there was a holy hissy fit from the urban environmentalists about wasteful consumption, etc. I always found it funny that these same people showed up to oppose "Six-Pack" developments, which were condos of 6 units laid lengthwise across 2 city lots, usually replacing dilapidated row homes in gentrifying neighborhoods. Urban NIMBYism: call whatever you don't fancy "wasteful".

goober,

Ugh, sorry. At 18 I was going through my existentialist crises and doing all I can to avoid the light and other people :) Economics and critiques of American consumerism would have been the farthest thing on my mind.

The house where I spent the first 8 years of my life had one toilet for 2 kids and 7 adults. I’ve lived most of the next 10 years with 2 adults and one bathroom. We managed, somehow.

Wow. I can use two toilets myself.

Most of the smaller ones have only a half bathroom for the entire first floor, which means that on the rare occasion when the owners might entertain some people on the first floor public rooms, the guests have to trek to the private second floor bathrooms just to relieve themselves.

A half bath ought to be enough for floors without bedrooms.

They should also build homes with a dedicated cat litter room. It needs a cat door and a powerful, energy-saving, long-running exhaust fan.

The giant salad spoons in my grandparent's house had distorted 'pa and 'ma faces painted on them. Always gave me nightmares, along with all those damned little figurenes hiding in every single damned nook & cranny.

Goob,

Tread lightly on the personal provocations. Thanks.

Joe,
Our house had yellow appliances. Actually, I guess they were "autumn gold".To continue the theme, we had metallic gold carpet, yellow painted walls, and get this- the exterior was chocolate brown. My grandmother had those same huge wooden spoons in the kitchen. she later gave them to me, which I used as "decoration" inside my clubhouse. She also had these freaky looking pictures hanging up in the hallway. They were velvet paintings of precious moments looking children walking to go fishing. There were also lots of glass chickens in the kitchen. They were sort of abstract and painted strange colors- like green and orange. One of my friend's uncle had this plastic outhouse that sat on their toilet. If you opened the door to it, a little plastic clown would piss all over you. Hilarious.
It's funny to think about that stuff because out here, the stuff sells for a MINT. The ugly fake hide lamps shaped like flying saucers, figurines, and fake vinyl furniture all sell for oodles. Back home, people give it away. I've thought there aught to be an "import" business to ship it out here for all the yuppies to slobber over and buy. I'll be stinkin' rich!

Randy,

I hope I've established to your satisfaction that I'm not anti McMansions and McMansion-dwellers (cough in Mill Valley cough), I just think they're a very imperfect solution.

McMansions do use less land than older houses. But given that they give their owners basically no usable lot, the builders would do better just to build large 2 garage townhouses and insert good sound insulation between the houses.

BTW, I do agree with you that NIMBY zoning codes and zoning boards bear much of the blame for many of these unhappy solutions to a real need for more and better housing.

ww2,

I can set you up with a nearly inexhaustible supplier of those goods if you're serious. All you need are a couple of retired garage-sale hounds in the Ohio/Indiana borderlands.

Randy,

It's fine, goober likes to poke fun at how young I am. But I'm probably just 2 or 3 years younger than Peter P and WWII. Hell, I'm even older than Conor.

WWII,

And you say IKEA was bad taste! ;)

For the record, I do rent a McMansion in Mill Valley. I emphasize rent.

I've never lived in one of these before. I can sum up the positives:

* Plenty of bathrooms.

I can sum up the negatives:

* Tacky and cheap.

Hey, the rent is way below my theoretical PITI - tax deduction + alternate investment return - inflation - expected appreciation.

(All our pipes just started humming and whistling a couple of weeks ago too; oh the joys of renting from a clueless Specuvestor).

goober,

BTW, my main problem with kids is non of those things. I just can't justify their costs v. their potential utility. If my boyfriend ever hit it big in hedge fund management, I'll be happy to conside 2, 3, or even 4 kids.

OFGS, you're making me feel ancient. And I'm not even a Boomer, just on the leading edge of X.

Randy,
While I don't rent a Mcmansion, the house I rent is pretty old( 1916) but was more recently renovated. The only bad thing about is the shower, which is a sheet plastic liner that I've had to caulk several times already. If I ever get my own place, this will be the only place I'll spend the money. Tile all the way- either that or vintage stuff. The plastic sheeting has got to go.

(disclaimer: his IB higher level math 7 notwithstanding, my boyfriend profess absolutely no interest in money management, corporate law, management consulting, or anything else that would result in big money -- it's pretty much a hopeless situation)

Randy,

I know, that's why I said dweller;) Sorry. If I was in your situation, I'd do exactly the same thing.

PS - Randy, that's not my job anymore. That's Conor's job.

If I was in your situation, I’d do exactly the same thing.

I'm not sure I would. But I'm existential about such things.

I don't have a problem with McMansions, it is just a style of home like Victorian or Colonial. Many 1900 era Victorians around here (VA) are McMansion sized, 3,000 sqft or more. They seem to be quality built, but that may be from original construction or from renovation.

If someone has saved his money and wants the benefits of lots of space, I see no problem. I just have a distaste for a McMansion Heights whole neighborhood of fiscal fools pushing a facade of wealth, inhabited by the couple so stretched out financially that wife yells at husband for wasting money on a candy bar. No problem with a new Expedition though.

Oh. so this is "McMansions are not bad" thread. Just a few threads ago they were bad.

I like McMansions. I do not like the 40 year old floor plans in Cupertino at all. In every such house the first thing you notice after entry is kitchen ! There is nothing pretty, classy etc about these plans.

I need big kitchen, big bathroom and a big room for a big TV. Rest is too subtle for me.