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You wake up one day to discover that you are the President of the USA. (Yes, you.) What would you do?


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2017 Jun 5, 10:18am   3,555 views  29 comments

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Domestic and international intelligence, including the nefarious Rooskies, and Israeli allies, have placed at 100% likelihood that among a new wave of refugees, is a terrorist with a biological weapon that the CDC conservatively estimates will kill 10 million Americans if successfully unleashed. All you know with 100% certainty is:

1. The terrorist is a refugee from one of the following countries: Sudan, Syria, Iran, Libya, Somalia and Yemen.
2. Domestic intelligence says depending on how well hidden he/she is, the odds of vetting the terrorist many be less than 10%

You are the president of the USA. What do you do?

(Please, no ho-fucking-as-many-as-I-can comments.)

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1   joeyjojojunior   2017 Jun 5, 10:28am  

Get Jack Bauer out of retirement.

2   Ceffer   2017 Jun 5, 10:52am  

I'd delegate and return to my Caligulan Splendor sex orgies in the White House swimming pool.

3   Strategist   2017 Jun 5, 11:17am  

Blurtman says

Domestic and international intelligence, including the nefarious Rooskies, and Israeli allies, have placed at 100% likelihood that among a new wave of refugees, is a terrorist with a biological weapon that the CDC conservatively estimates will kill 10 million Americans if successfully unleashed. All you know with 100% certainty is:

1. The terrorist is a refugee from one of the following countries: Sudan, Syria, Iran, Libya, Somalia and Yemen.

2. Domestic intelligence says depending on how well hidden he/she is, the odds of vetting the terrorist many be less than 10%

You are the president of the USA. What do you do?

I would ban all Muslims from entering the US.
I would deport all Muslims already in the US.

4   Tenpoundbass   2017 Jun 5, 11:21am  

If I were the President I would be putting those Obama Fema Camps to use.
It would be full of people that thought they could stand in the street and yell fuck the police, and disrupt public free speech under the guise of them demanding free speech.
Then I would be making sure no Tax dollars are going to promote partisan politics in any capacity.
From the media to education.
My DOJ appointees would all politically align with the President of the US regardless the party or I would swap them out with people that have been loyal to me since the get go.
Now this is assuming I'm the president that is being maliciously assaulted by the same Globalist scumbags intent on destroying America as we knew it.
My DOJ would so far up these Judges ass, they would have photos, videos, emails, and transcripts of every partisan meeting they had swearing to uphold the partisan rule regardless of the case. That evidence would be used to disbar everyone of them, I would make it a law that they can't ever practice law anywhere in America ever.
I would deploy a wonderful DHS police force to protect Americans where Liberal Mayor hacks allow Anarchist and Terrorists to assault those with free speech.
If cities didn't get their shit together. I would instill DHS police in those cities, where citizens could call them when their local cops failed.

Then I would proceed to tear through the same agenda list Trump has(Sine he got from me anyways), in relative peace without noise and political intent to undermine what the Voters demanded.

Nothing Obama would not have done, had he gotten the same shit about Obamacare as Trump has gotten over his list. Obama even had a Honeymoon, still he didn't tolerate Right leaning people. His administration harangued them where ever they found them.

Trump needs to put on his Steel toed Boots.

5   FortWayne   2017 Jun 5, 11:31am  

Travel ban is a start.

6   MAGA   2017 Jun 5, 1:00pm  

Ship all the Realtor's to Guantanamo Bay.

7   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2017 Jun 5, 2:14pm  

Order the NSA to turn over to me everything they have on Chuck Schumer and Maxine Waters, release it all to the msm, tell the rest of congress and the senate that if they don't go along with the program I'll do it to the rest of them to, tell James Mattis he's got free reign, just text me first, let Fox News know I'm addressing the American people each week and they have the exclusive, continue Trumps level of ICE activity and implement a report or deport requirement on those in the US on visas.

8   HEY YOU   2017 Jun 5, 2:25pm  

List all Republicans that are getting one cent more in benefits than they paid in taxes.
SOCIALISTS!

9   missing   2017 Jun 5, 2:30pm  

Strategist says

I would ban all Muslims from entering the US.

I would deport all Muslims already in the US.

Unconstitutional.
Unconstitutional.

10   Shaman   2017 Jun 5, 2:48pm  

FP says

Strategist says

I would ban all Muslims from entering the US.


I would deport all Muslims already in the US.

Unconstitutional.

Unconstitutional.

Put all Japanese Americans in internment camps, seizing their land and property!

Actually happened.

How much more open warfare upon western civilization will we stand for before we bend a few of these "unbreakable" rules and get rid of the perpetrators?
Don't think that just because something is "unthinkable" that means that it can't happen. We know you've said you're Muslim or of that extraction. If you hate America or yearn for sharia on our soil, please consider repatriation to BFE. If you're also dedicated to this country and western civilization ideals (which have resulted in the largest fastest expansion of human knowledge in history) then welcome.

11   missing   2017 Jun 5, 3:02pm  

Quigley says

Put all Japanese Americans in internment camps, seizing their land and property!

1. Japanese is not a religion.
2. They were not deported.
3. You apologized to them for that.
4. Taking examples from your past is perhaps not the best you can do.

12   missing   2017 Jun 5, 3:03pm  

Quigley says

We know you've said you're Muslim or of that extraction.

Don't make stuff up. I am not.

13   MisdemeanorRebel   2017 Jun 5, 3:31pm  

The first step is to stop allowing citizens of known terror states or places with active Fundamentalist Jihadi Rebellions from entering the country at all. Require visitors to declare ALL their nationalities and present passports for any State they are resident or citizen of. If they refuse, they are refused entry. If they lie, they get arrested and sent back. Or better yet, arrested, punished,and then sent back, even if it costs a few bucks, to broadcast a few examples.
The second step is to impose harsh vetting and require non-American visitors to unlock their smartphones and leave them in custody of Federal Investigators during their stay.
The third step is to deport those known to be Jihadi Supporters who are here with Green Cards or Visas. Let the cheapass $300k/year admins and execs howl that they can't get cheap foreign labor!

THEN think about what to do with naturalized and 2nd Gen Radicals.

14   missing   2017 Jun 5, 3:42pm  

TwoScoopsMcGee says

The first step is to stop allowing citizens of known terror states or places with active Fundamentalist Jihadi Rebellions from entering the country at all.

The second step to severe all connections and isolate countries that support military organizations or teachings.

The third to stop interfering with other countries internal affairs and engineer regime changes.

The fourth to assist settling of refugees in middle eastern Muslim countries (their plight is to a great degree our fault).

15   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2017 Jun 5, 4:31pm  

FP says

Quigley says

We know you've said you're Muslim or of that extraction.

Don't make stuff up. I am not.

He said some of his family is. Certainly has an above average interest in looking out for Muslims.

16   missing   2017 Jun 5, 4:35pm  

Fucking White Male says

He said some of his family is

who said that?

17   Strategist   2017 Jun 5, 4:48pm  

FP says

Strategist says

I would ban all Muslims from entering the US.


I would deport all Muslims already in the US.

Unconstitutional.

Unconstitutional.

So do nothing and have 10 million people die?

18   Strategist   2017 Jun 5, 4:52pm  

FP says

Strategist says

I would ban all Muslims from entering the US.


I would deport all Muslims already in the US.

Unconstitutional.

Unconstitutional.

So what would YOU do to save 10 million lives?

19   missing   2017 Jun 5, 4:53pm  

Strategist says

So do nothing and have 10 million people die?

can't argue with this logic

20   Rew   2017 Jun 5, 5:17pm  

Blurtman says

Domestic and international intelligence, including the nefarious Rooskies, and Israeli allies, have placed at 100% likelihood that among a new wave of refugees, is a terrorist with a biological weapon that the CDC conservatively estimates will kill 10 million Americans if successfully unleashed. All you know with 100% certainty is:

1. The terrorist is a refugee from one of the following countries: Sudan, Syria, Iran, Libya, Somalia and Yemen.

2. Domestic intelligence says depending on how well hidden he/she is, the odds of vetting the terrorist many be less than 10%

You are the president of the USA. What do you do?

I ask the CDC and intelligence agencies what type of biological agent it is and what we believe the intended transmission method is. At a kill of 10 million, it is likely a rather significant volume of material. It will need to come in on the attacker or via some other concealed method.

I'd immediately look to try and restrict/find the weapons/material itself and prevent it from entering the country. If the only potential there is to leave all possessions at the door, for refugees entering, while we take a month to examine all possessions, than that's what we would do. Piles of clothes, bags, everything ... to be searched, cleared, and mailed back to owners.

Crucially important : we never tip our hand or do any reaction that scares these guys off. I want everything to seem normal and good. No alarms. I want that material to walk right into my control. It's far more important to find the biological agent, and get control of it, than actually get the person themselves.

At 10 million deaths we are likely talking some formerly state controlled actual biological weapon, now in the control of someone very bad. If true, my money would be on former soviet biologic programs, and seriously, we must be talking the absolute worst case weapon: something like weaponized small pox.

The person themselves likely leads to the end goal (control of the material), so I ask intelligence Russians/Isralies/US what known associates, factions, people are known to have given the weapon to the individual, who trained them, anything and everything we know about the circles they move in. There should be a full profile workup on the would be attacker(s).

We would need to also spin up a specialized task force which becomes every moment of their waking days purpose: find and capture weapon. Additionally, need to quietly get FEMA prepared for if we miss. All the better if we know "what" this stuff is, but we better be ready if they succeed.

If you think closing down refugee entry into the US stops this alone, you would be sadly mistaken. They could do something as simple as internationally mail the material/weapon into the country for someone else as well. Where there is a single capability like this, there will be another. So even if this attack cannot be thwarted, you need to continue to trace where this came from, the likelihood of more, and on and on.

Those that said, "suspend all refugees from those countries" gave a simplistic answer to likely a very motivated entity who will find another easy means of entry. Also, you realize these people are vetted for literally years. It has to be one of the HARDEST ways to get into the US: a refugee. These attackers aren't going to come diplomatically or legally via a refugee program. IF they re that stupid, netting up their possessions should get the weapon.

Far more likely though, that any actual attacker, would be A) already a citizen and B) the weapon was made domestically.

21   Strategist   2017 Jun 5, 5:38pm  

FP says

Strategist says

So do nothing and have 10 million people die?

can't argue with this logic

So you don't have a better solution. With my solution we stand a fighting chance.

22   Rew   2017 Jun 6, 9:40am  

Strategist says

So you don't have a better solution. With my solution we stand a fighting chance.

Your solution was to ban all Muslims from entering, and kick out all existing Muslims already present. Unfortunately, nothing in the original description states that the attackers would identify as Muslim or be associated with Islam. I think in your solution 10M people just died. Oops.

23   Tenpoundbass   2017 Jun 6, 9:58am  

Another thing I would do is pass a law that says you need a Federal permit to drive on Interstate highways.
A stamp on your license plate that says you know how to merge without braking to a complete stop. That you speed up to get in the left lane to pass cars, then after if you wish to drop speed you should get out of the left lane. And you can maintain proper distance on the highway, and are not like a Dog guarding a bone with your spot on the highway behind the car in front of you, by ridding his bumper. No cars can enter or leave the highway you idiots!
You can lose you state license if you are caught impeding Interstate traffic 3 times.

24   Strategist   2017 Jun 6, 10:15am  

Rew says

Strategist says

So you don't have a better solution. With my solution we stand a fighting chance.

Your solution was to ban all Muslims from entering, and kick out all existing Muslims already present. Unfortunately, nothing in the original description states that the attackers would identify as Muslim or be associated with Islam. I think in your solution 10M people just died. Oops.

The original description does not need to state that the attackers are Muslim. We all know they are Muslims.

25   Rew   2017 Jun 6, 10:55am  

Strategist says

The original description does not need to state that the attackers are Muslim. We all know they are Muslims.

Your bias, failure to pay attention to details, and woeful lack of investigative capacity, would imperil the lives of all Americans. Your leaps to conclusions will cost you dearly.

26   anonymous   2017 Jun 6, 11:00am  

Tenpoundbass says

Another thing I would do is pass a law that says you need a Federal permit to drive on Interstate highways.

A stamp on your license plate that says you know how to merge without braking to a complete stop. That you speed up to get in the left lane to pass cars, then after if you wish to drop speed you should get out of the left lane. And you can maintain proper distance on the highway, and are not like a Dog guarding a bone with your spot on the highway behind the car in front of you, by ridding his bumper. No cars can enter or leave the highway you idiots!

You can lose you state license if you are caught impeding Interstate traffic 3 times.

What do you have against women, blacks, and old people??

27   Strategist   2017 Jun 6, 11:01am  

Rew says

Strategist says

The original description does not need to state that the attackers are Muslim. We all know they are Muslims.

Your bias, failure to pay attention to details, and woeful lack of investigative capacity, would imperil the lives of all Americans. Your leaps to conclusions will cost you dearly.

Yeah, you are right. Every time I blame the poor Muslims, it turns out to be the Buddhists who were the terrorists all along.

28   Rew   2017 Jun 6, 11:55am  

Strategist says

Yeah, you are right. Every time I blame the poor Muslims, it turns out to be the Buddhists who were the terrorists all along.

Yes. You are as bad as Trump calling the casino attack in the Philippines terrorism.

29   Tenpoundbass   2017 Jun 6, 1:12pm  

errc says

What do you have against women, blacks, and old people??

Nothing if they are happy with street driving then they stick to the streets. They can get to Pompano just as quick on US1 as they can i95 driving between 30 to 45 mph.

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