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Let's Generalize About Men

By Rew following x   2017 Oct 13, 5:35pm 1,844 views   23 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 5:44pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Men aren't anything like this. They are much worse.
2   Patrick   ignore (0)   2017 Oct 13, 6:01pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Menopause is unique to humans, not apes, and may have evolved because grandmothers have more reproductive value in taking care of their grandchildren than in reproducing again.
3   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 8:16pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Menopause exists to punish men even more for their sex urges.

Maybe it should be re-named "Men-o-Straightarm".

It's pretty common for men to press the eject button on the old bag and look for a greedy, concupiscent, juicy young thing. They think that starting a new fertility cycle will rejuvenate them and make them live forever. Good luck with that, they usually just wind up with two crossfiring at them instead of one.
4   Strategist   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 8:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Ceffer says
It's pretty common for men to press the eject button on the old bag and look for a greedy, concupiscent, juicy young thing. They think that starting a new fertility cycle will rejuvenate them and make them live forever. Good luck with that, they usually just wind up with two crossfiring at them instead of one.


Men only want to do one thing. Fertilize as many women as possible so that their genes may spread far and wide.
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2017 Oct 13, 10:42pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

When they're not fucking, they're killing.

When they're not killing, they're eating.

When they're not eating, their shitting.

When they're not shitting, they're planning to fuck.
6   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 11:07pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Men are pigs.

KILL THE MEN! KILL THEM ALL!
7   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 14, 2:14am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
When they're not fucking, they're killing.

When they're not killing, they're eating.

When they're not eating, their shitting.

When they're not shitting, they're planning to fuck.


Real men can fuck, shit, and eat at the same time, preferably all to Trump's face.
8   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2017 Oct 14, 2:22am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Not since georgies shuttered up.

Dan8267 says

Real men can fuck, shit, and eat at the same time,
9   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2017 Oct 14, 3:27am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Dan8267 says

Real men can fuck, shit, and eat at the same time, preferably all to Trump's face.


Sinatra did most of this with Nancy Reagan on the White House shitter. Then again, who knows if he was eating a sandwich at the same time.

This kind of Greatness exemplified by the Reagan Administration is not anything Trump can hope to achieve.
10   BayArea   ignore (0)   2017 Oct 14, 5:23am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Patrick says
Menopause is unique to humans, not apes, and may have evolved because grandmothers have more reproductive value in taking care of their grandchildren than in reproducing again.


Very important point.

I will also say this: After being married and having kids (and I will lightheartedly point out being beat down by all that comes with that), I actually sort of enjoy the fact that my motivation to chase young beautiful women is gone. And since they bring no value to me at this stage of my life (given that I put more value in my family, stability, etc), I show them absolutely zero preferential treatment which always seems to be a big surprise to them, especially with professional interaction.
12   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 14, 10:18am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

BayArea says
I show them absolutely zero preferential treatment which always seems to be a big surprise to them, especially with professional interaction.


They'll get revenge on you some how. They hate it when they can't apply the shit test and the pussy whammy.
13   anonymous   ignore (null)   2017 Oct 14, 1:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
When they're not fucking, they're killing.

When they're not killing, they're eating.

When they're not eating, their shitting.

When they're not shitting, they're planning to fuck.


fuck yourself
14   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 14, 3:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote        

BlueSardine says
Not since georgies shuttered up.


Aw, you just called me a fag. How 20th century of you. Of course, this says far more about your character than it does of mine.
15   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 14, 3:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
Then again, who knows if he was eating a sandwich at the same time.


He was snacking on Ronnie's jelly beans.
16   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 14, 4:57pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

jazz_music says
That they don't believe in trickle down either?


Trump disproved that theory in a Russian hotel room.




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