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Let's Generalize About Men

By Rew following x   2017 Oct 13, 5:35pm 981 views   29 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 5:44pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Men aren't anything like this. They are much worse.
2   iwog   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 13, 5:55pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

Young women are ego monsters. They have to be. Evolution has correctly given them the only valid response to any argument and that is "yeah but what about my uterus?". It's a winning hand every time because men need them to reproduce. Men need them to win the evolution game. Men need to tolerate them.

Of course after menopause women lose their winning hand however throughout most of human evolution they didn't live past that point anyway so it didn't really matter. Now that women are expected to live decades of life without any intrinsic value to men, (read intrinsic carefully here folks) they need to overcome some very strong programming to function in society. Many don't make it and become cat ladies, sociopaths, lesbians, or just sad and bitter as they die in a trailer park.

Oddly enough there seems to be some adaptation to account for this which may very well be chemical. My son is an adult now, my wife can no longer reproduce, and the rewards in a biological sense for starting over with a young fertile honey are huge. (and many men do indeed do this) However for some reason I still feel a strong attachment to having a wife and I can't seem to figure out why.
3   Patrick   ignore (0)   2017 Oct 13, 6:01pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Menopause is unique to humans, not apes, and may have evolved because grandmothers have more reproductive value in taking care of their grandchildren than in reproducing again.
4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 8:16pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Menopause exists to punish men even more for their sex urges.

Maybe it should be re-named "Men-o-Straightarm".

It's pretty common for men to press the eject button on the old bag and look for a greedy, concupiscent, juicy young thing. They think that starting a new fertility cycle will rejuvenate them and make them live forever. Good luck with that, they usually just wind up with two crossfiring at them instead of one.
5   Strategist   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 8:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Ceffer says
It's pretty common for men to press the eject button on the old bag and look for a greedy, concupiscent, juicy young thing. They think that starting a new fertility cycle will rejuvenate them and make them live forever. Good luck with that, they usually just wind up with two crossfiring at them instead of one.


Men only want to do one thing. Fertilize as many women as possible so that their genes may spread far and wide.
6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2017 Oct 13, 10:42pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

When they're not fucking, they're killing.

When they're not killing, they're eating.

When they're not eating, their shitting.

When they're not shitting, they're planning to fuck.
7   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 11:07pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Men are pigs.

KILL THE MEN! KILL THEM ALL!
8   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 14, 2:14am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (2)     quote      

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
When they're not fucking, they're killing.

When they're not killing, they're eating.

When they're not eating, their shitting.

When they're not shitting, they're planning to fuck.


Real men can fuck, shit, and eat at the same time, preferably all to Trump's face.
9   BlueSardine   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 14, 2:22am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Not since georgies shuttered up.

Dan8267 says

Real men can fuck, shit, and eat at the same time,
10   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2017 Oct 14, 3:27am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Dan8267 says

Real men can fuck, shit, and eat at the same time, preferably all to Trump's face.


Sinatra did most of this with Nancy Reagan on the White House shitter. Then again, who knows if he was eating a sandwich at the same time.

This kind of Greatness exemplified by the Reagan Administration is not anything Trump can hope to achieve.
11   iwog   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 14, 4:06am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (2)     quote      

Strategist says
Men only want to do one thing. Fertilize as many women as possible so that their genes may spread far and wide.


That's not accurate. If it was, men would never give women anything.
12   BayArea   ignore (0)   2017 Oct 14, 5:23am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Patrick says
Menopause is unique to humans, not apes, and may have evolved because grandmothers have more reproductive value in taking care of their grandchildren than in reproducing again.


Very important point.

I will also say this: After being married and having kids (and I will lightheartedly point out being beat down by all that comes with that), I actually sort of enjoy the fact that my motivation to chase young beautiful women is gone. And since they bring no value to me at this stage of my life (given that I put more value in my family, stability, etc), I show them absolutely zero preferential treatment which always seems to be a big surprise to them, especially with professional interaction.
13   Blurtman   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 14, 6:17am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

iwog says
still feel a strong attachment to having a wife and I can't seem to figure out why.
Ummm...she's family?
14   BayArea   ignore (0)   2017 Oct 14, 6:33am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

iwog says
However for some reason I still feel a strong attachment to having a wife and I can't seem to figure out why.


You can’t figure out why you have a strong attachment to your wife? Nothing coming to mind?
15   BlueSardine   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 14, 7:03am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

and you are self-purported to be the shiny apple in the rat infested bit???

iwog says
However for some reason I still feel a strong attachment to having a wife and I can't seem to figure out why.
17   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 14, 10:18am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

BayArea says
I show them absolutely zero preferential treatment which always seems to be a big surprise to them, especially with professional interaction.


They'll get revenge on you some how. They hate it when they can't apply the shit test and the pussy whammy.
18   iwog   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 14, 11:21am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

BayArea says
I actually sort of enjoy the fact that my motivation to chase young beautiful women is gone.


That's kinda sad actually.

Blurtman says
Ummm...she's family?


That's not valid in a biological context. The rewards for getting a new young honey biologically and evolutionary speaking are massive. The rewards for sticking around is POSSIBLY a more effective support system for my son which is also questionable since that wouldn't decline if I was divorced.

My wife reads this all the time and she's welcome to comment.
19   iwog   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 14, 11:23am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

BlueSardine says
and you are self-purported to be the shiny apple in the rat infested bit???


Oh please. Feel free to link anywhere I've ever made that claim.
20   BayArea   ignore (0)   2017 Oct 14, 11:53am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

iwog says
That's kinda sad actually.


What’s sad about being content with your life, wife, and family, and not having any interest to play with fire?
21   iwog   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 14, 12:14pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

BayArea says
What’s sad about being content with your life, wife, and family, and not having any interest to play with fire?


That isn't sad.

No longer being interested in sex with young women however is sad IMO. Acting on it is kind of besides the point.
22   anonymous   ignore (5)   2017 Oct 14, 1:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
When they're not fucking, they're killing.

When they're not killing, they're eating.

When they're not eating, their shitting.

When they're not shitting, they're planning to fuck.


fuck yourself
23   BayArea   ignore (0)   2017 Oct 14, 1:22pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

iwog says
BayArea says
What’s sad about being content with your life, wife, and family, and not having any interest to play with fire?


That isn't sad.

No longer being interested in sex with young women however is sad IMO. Acting on it is kind of besides the point.


I did say my motivation to chase young women is gone. I didn’t specify that my primal urge is gone. Just too much to lose and therefore I’m motivated not to go there. Same goes for drugs and gambling.
24   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 14, 3:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (2)     quote      

BlueSardine says
Not since georgies shuttered up.


Aw, you just called me a fag. How 20th century of you. Of course, this says far more about your character than it does of mine.
25   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 14, 3:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
Then again, who knows if he was eating a sandwich at the same time.


He was snacking on Ronnie's jelly beans.
26   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 14, 3:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

iwog says
Strategist says
Men only want to do one thing. Fertilize as many women as possible so that their genes may spread far and wide.


That's not accurate. If it was, men would never give women anything.


Once more, Iwog demonstrates more knowledge of women than any conservative.
27   jazz_music   ignore (2)   2017 Oct 14, 3:44pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Dan8267 says
Iwog demonstrates more knowledge of women than any conservative.

That they don't believe in trickle down either?
28   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 14, 4:57pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

jazz_music says
That they don't believe in trickle down either?


Trump disproved that theory in a Russian hotel room.

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