patrick.net

Of course, two dimensions is far too small to be accurate. There are dozens of linearly independent axises along which one can move.

A consequence of this is that I'm not a libertarian as shown above because libertarians don't believe in the concept of public property and I do.

HEY YOU says

FOX & Hannity. HA,HA,HA.

Hmmm I sense sarcasm. Is Hannity/Larry the cable more entertaining or less entertaining than Dennis Miller, Jon Steward, Bill Maher, Lewis Black?

Or does the whole "im gonna be funny by making fun of politics" schtick only go one way?

I don't think this quiz asks enough questions. Does this mean I have to start liking Obama now?

Apocalypsefuck Political Quiz

Personal Issues
Agree Maybe Disagree

If the NRA cared about Freedom, they'd arm every last poofter, dyke and UNwhite with an M134 and 100,000 rounds of ammo and encourage them to marry each other and animals and shit and open fire on anyone who fucks with them.

If the monopoly utility is not Free to bankrupt its customers, Freedom has no meaning!

Individual liberty comes from the barrel of a gun and, if you're smart enough to be selling those, you're getting rich in Afghanistan. This is why we have a second Amendment.

All REALTORS are pederasts and child-porn brokers. Evil fucks. Skull fuck them!

The only mom you're fucking is your own, fucking you in the ass while you scream MOMMEEEEEEE!!!MOMMEEEEEEE!!!MOMMEEEEEEE!!! at the top of your lungs and beg for more of 'her' hairy cock, you freak!

DIE, BANKER FUCKS, FUCKING DIE!

Economic Issues
Agree Maybe Disagree

Only ASSHLOES! pay for houses with financing, leaving gay billionaire Chindians and platinum is hitting space aliens torop up the fraudulently inflated market space.

Strap the negroes into the chair fry them. If AZ could, they'd sell tickets to the executions. Most AZians would pay an extra couple of bucks to cheer and jerk off on the dead.

Anyone can show up on an oligarch's lawn, suck its dick and beg for a tip.

Attacking the unions every way possible has tripled the number of high-paying manufacturing jobs in the US!

Employees should suck off owners, and PAY for the chance to serve their betters.

It's YAMS! or FUCK YOU!, America!

Dan8267 says

Apocalypsefuck Political Quiz

This test is rigged, it called me a Yam.

There is only ONE Apocalypsefuck, everybody else is an Apocalypsefondle.

Dan8267 says

Of course, two dimensions is far too small to be accurate. There are dozens of linearly independent axises along which one can move.

A consequence of this is that I'm not a libertarian as shown above because libertarians don't believe in the concept of public property and I do.

I landed at the exact same spot.

Dan8267 says

It's YAMS! or FUCK YOU!, America!

Right on!

anonymous says

Does the 1994 'Budapest Memorandum' obligate the US to intervene in Ukraine?

Does US care about Ukraine? They are as important as Zimbabwe, so this is more of a cold war trying to screw each other over in a bigger way again.

That's pretty good.

Obama looks like he's groveling for something to someone...

"Yeah, I know Mickey but they took my fucking thumbs..."

Me:"Premiums would bar the middle class from healthcare...

I said Premiums ARE barring the middle class from healthcare!

Nobody can afford the premiums, if they don't get the free Obamaphone plan!

Hello! People are sick and continue to be uninsured!"

Harry Reid:"Will you shut the fuck up, nobody cares!"

I'm weary of anyone telling me to "Educate yourself"

On a topic that has nothing to do with the three "R's".

Anyone!

bgamall4 says

Photo Proof

News flash, there is now something called photoshop. Look it up. Means there is no such thing as photo proof.

bgamall4 says

I am a liberal who supports gun rights because of the Sandy Hook Hoax and because of the behavior of Hitler towards the Jews in disarming them. Sandy Hook was bankster/Zionist plan to disarm Americans.

This relates to health care how?

CaptainShuddup says

I said Premiums ARE barring the middle class from healthcare!

Democrats have waged a war on middle class. But are too busy focusing their voters attention on "saving gays" and something cold warish in Ukraine!

Here is an article that describes the one-sidedness of US media with respect to anything related to Russia

http://www.thenation.com/article/178344/distorting-russia

Call it Crazy says

I wonder who wins in this duel???

Here's the complete set:

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2014/01/putin-vs-obama.php

bgamall4 says

bob2356 says

bgamall4 says

Photo Proof

News flash, there is now something called photoshop. Look it up. Means there is no such thing as photo proof.

There is, but that isn't what happened here.

Your proof?

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

FACE: The New White Meat

Are you saying non-white people are not on the menu?

Call it Crazy says

That's pretty good... Here's the pic for the ones who don't want to click on your link:

Hey, Crazy. You understand that Obama has adopted a mild-mannered persona so as not to frighten excessively the usual right-wingers that otherwise would pee their pants at the sight of a strong black man?

Apart from that, the graphic is indeed pretty funny.

futuresmc says

While I agree, I think the bigger issue with renting is the ability of rents to swing wildly when Wall Street maximizes its speculative ability in rental housing.

Of course they can I see houses sit empty for months on in, with a for rent sign out side. They know someone will come along eventually. But make no mistake, they will control the market, they'll get just get the government to socialize their loses, of not renting them out. You wouldn't expect Kellen to suggest that they try lowering the rent, would you?

Are you saying Facebook always was just a menu?

"The Mark Zuckerberg diet - only eat what you kill with your own bare hands"

The Brits, French, and Turks should give it another go. Siege of Sevastopol, Round 2.

hmmm, patrick.net is on the first page of google results for "cannibal anarchy"

maybe i should rethink the site's mission.

I don't see any metal, if you do, please don't forget that a pressure cooker full of nails and screws just went off.
Do I believe that this administration seized the opportunity to ratchet up the Militarization of our communities police force?You betcha! Do I think it was some government plot? Good lord, you really don't want me to believe that.

hmmm, patrick.net is on the first page of google results for "cannibal anarchy"

maybe i should rethink the site's mission.

The first link of Patrick.net on google search term "cannibal anarchy" is a thread that I created...

"Headphones Durable Enough During SHTF & Cannibal Anarchy."

http://patrick.net/?p=1218516

maybe i should rethink the site's mission.

Yes...

Make the site more Satanic. Add a separate section listing instructions and prayers to summon Satan and Satan's Demonic Angels.

bgamall4 says

Isn't that a Rothbard doctrine? Or was that financial anarchy!!?

BOTH!

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

Make the site more Satanic. Add a separate section listing instructions and prayers to summon Satan and Satan's Demonic Angels.

Got any demo prayers?

hmmm, patrick.net is on the first page of google results for "cannibal anarchy"

maybe i should rethink the site's mission.

The Cannibal Anarchy Case for a Chris Christie GOP was my first search result. PatNet was third. We need more Apocalypsefuck posts.

dodgerfanjohn says

Kennedy was a bozo

Kennedy was not a bozo.

It's fine to be a cynic, but not to the point of being incorrect.

bgamall4 says

These were pictures originally posted by main stream news organizations.

Only after they were altered by zionist owners of the main stream news organizations.

justme says

Bay Area Observer, are you up for the task? From what I can tell, Crimea is an independent Republic that has every right to choose to be part of Russia is they so desire, just like the rest of Ukraine may choose otherwise.

No, it's not. It's an autonomy and narrow one at that. By law, their Prime minister must be approved by Parliament (Rada) of Ukraine after he's voted in by Crimean Parliament.The guy who pretends to be Prime Minister now was "elected" after Crimean Parliament was seized by Russian special forces and was never approved by Ukrainian Parliament. Even if you choose to ignore the presence of armed men in the building during the vote, it's confirmed now that there weren't even enough MPs present to appoint him. The guy is a puppet sitting on Russian bayonets, pure and simple. BTW, his party got whopping 3% vote in the last Crimean election which speaks volumes about his "legitimacy". ;)

FortWayne says

Does US care about Ukraine? They are as important as Zimbabwe, so this is more of a cold war trying to screw each other over in a bigger way again.

Yes, it does. For one, Ukraine has given up world's 3rd largest nuclear arsenal in exchange to security guarantees from US, UK and Russia. If US walks away now there is no way Iran or any other country would believe that giving up nukes is a good deal. And, unlike Zimbabwe, Ukraine can restore it's nuclear status in mere years. They have dozens of nuclear power stations, ICBM design and production facilities, etc. The peaceful, non-nuclear stance of Ukraine is a matter of choice. It can change, though, if Ukraine is left standing alone against Putin's fascist regime.

PS. During the next election Hillary will face tough questions re her misguided "reset" policy towards Russia (if the bitch still have the gall to run). She's partially responsible for the current situation.

justme says

But Böhmen (Bohemia) was a part of Czechoslovakia per WW1 peace treaty, and was not autonomous. So there is also a difference. Russia is not doing the same as what Nazi Germany did in 1938. At least not yet.

Crimea is a part of Ukraine since 1954 and Ukraine's territorial integrity was confirmed at least 4 times since 1991 in various bilateral and multilateral treaties.

bgamall4 says

How many of you guys know that the Russian Oligarchs, or many of them had duel citizenship in Israel, just like our neocons.

Why don't you tell us exactly how many Russian Oligarchs(?) and neocons have Israeli passports and who they are. I'll still be waiting when the next extinction happens.

The wounded guy in the picture has curly hair,..the before and after pictures of Jeff show he has straight hair...

And than SATAN would throw Jesus from the bridge with a torn-up new asshole from the savage rape committed by his Demonic Angels.

I guess you must think these people were teleported down into the crowd just as the explosion went off. Or did they enter from behind a curtain in front of Starbucks? Or perhaps they all piled out of the invisible make up van parked in the street? So many choices.