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Lindsay Lohan - Trainwreck for Our Times
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2014 Apr 20, 10:49am 6,605 views 24 comments
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curious2
2014 Apr 20, 10:58am
She has...a driver....
Best news of the day. She should have had that years ago. In fact, that's the first thing celebrities should get when they achieve paparazzi level. I presume Justin Bieber is innocent but it makes no sense for him to operate heavy machinery on a public road chased by photographers and police everywhere he goes; no rational person would want to drive under those conditions. If celebrities have some unknown need to operate such equipment, they can visit a warehouse on weekends and drive the forklifts for $10/hour.
New Renter
2014 Apr 20, 10:59am
Fuck affordable healthcare, we need celebrity reform!
The best thing you can do for that woman is completely ignore her and encourage everyone within your sphere of influence to do the same.
Ceffer
2014 Apr 20, 11:07am
She seems to be a great resource for Hollywood quickies, but it seems nobody wants to be with her more than once.
Rin
2014 Apr 20, 11:08am
The prophets have spoken about these times ... The Four Bimbos of the Apocalypse: Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, & Paris Hilton.
curious2
2014 Apr 20, 11:38am
The prophets have spoken about these times ...
Are you seriously suggesting, now that Lindsey has given up driving, she should start riding a horse? And where would Britney put her babies? Horses don't have steering wheels you know.
elliemae
2014 Apr 20, 11:40am
Fuck affordable healthcare, we need celebrity reform!
The best thing you can do for that woman is completely ignore her and encourage everyone within your sphere of influence to do the same.
Sadly, my sphere of influence appears to be domestic and farm animals who are unable to change the channel on their own.
rooemoore
2014 Apr 20, 11:42am
I accidentally watched an episode of the Lindsay Lohan Documentary
I know what you mean. I sometimes accidentally watch porn on my computer. I usually don't stick with it for the whole movie though...
Dan8267
2014 Apr 20, 12:17pm
She just got out of rehab, is broke, begging for acting roles and supposedly trying to stay sober.
Yet still too good to date an engineer.
Dan8267
2014 Apr 20, 12:17pm
I accidentally watched an episode of the Lindsay Lohan Documentary
I know what you mean. I sometimes accidentally watch porn on my computer. I usually don't stick with it for the whole movie though...
Accidentally?
Dan8267
2014 Apr 20, 12:22pm
we need celebrity reform!
The problem isn't that celebrities are bad role models. The problem is that they are role models. When adults glorify celebrities, Hollywood or sports, instead of scientists, engineers, and mathematicians, this is exactly what you get.
elliemae
2014 Apr 20, 12:53pm
I know what you mean. I sometimes accidentally watch porn on my computer. I usually don't stick with it for the whole movie though...
The remote was across the room and I was online... and then I became semi-interested and continued to watch. Kinda like porn, only porn has a better story line.
Ceffer
2014 Apr 20, 4:27pm
I usually don't stick with it for the whole movie though...
Most do stop at the point where it gets sticky.
Ah yes... The American corporate artist : anyone else see that famous picture of Disney Mouseketeers? The one containing Justin Timberlake, Brittney Spears, and Christine Aguilera all wearing mouse ears and grinning at the camera? They passed the corporate audition of mediocrity and pliability.
Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell, Joan Baez, Crosby Stills and Nash and The Beatles didn't make the cut.
only porn has a better story line.
Oh sure, you watch the high class porn ... now we all know.
Strategist
2014 Apr 21, 1:15am
only porn has a better story line.
Oh sure, you watch the high class porn ... now we all know.
Atleast porn has a happy ending.
Strategist
2014 Apr 21, 1:17am
only porn has a better story line.
Oh sure, you watch the high class porn ... now we all know.
Were animals involved???
I see that perked up your interest.
Strategist
2014 Apr 21, 2:15am
only porn has a better story line.
Oh sure, you watch the high class porn ... now we all know.
Were animals involved???
I see that perked up your interest.
Just wondering the differences between low class porn and high class??
One goat!
rooemoore
2014 Apr 21, 3:21am
What's "porn"?
Here is what isn't porn:
http://www.youtube.com/embed/5cnaxnXZFKQ
Gee so much hate for a "sister" who has a "disease".
There are tons of girls like Lindsay and many are much worse.
I feel sorry for her since one of the perks of being rich and famous is being intoxicated, lots of them do it, but somehow she was in the legal system for it.
I mean, there was nobody bothering Richard Burton, Oliver Reed or Richard Harris and others for being a drunk. Nobody cared.
But she's going to make some money since she is ON TV, that's all that counts. It's all going to help her "career" because there is no bad publicity.
lostand confused
2014 Apr 21, 7:56am
It is so hard not to look at trainwrecks. I saw a few episodes of that rich kids who tweet/blog whatever. Ugliest, most shallow show I have seen-but strangely interesting-in a Honey Boo Boo sort of way.
Ceffer
2014 Apr 21, 8:15am
How about "Mean Girls Who Rip Off Dong With Meth Rotted Teeth"?
Since she's a horror story, may as well stick with the theme.
Dan8267
2014 Apr 21, 8:28am
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
She refused to take my sequel seriously.
I mean "Mean Girls (Who Eat Pussy!)" would have been a classic.
Didn't they already release that?
Oh, my gawd! I accidentally watched an episode of the Lindsay Lohan Documentary on OWN Network.. I stuck with the entire episode because I wanted to see something (anything) positive happen.
The girl is nuts. She just got out of rehab, is broke, begging for acting roles and supposedly trying to stay sober. She has a sobriety coach, a life coach, two personal assistants, a driver and a documentary film crew following her around. Her family mooches off of her (her brother desperately needs a $48,000 car and her dad tries to get her to pay for it after admitting she also paid for her anorexic sister to get an apartment). She lives in an opulent New York apartment (which she moved into after staying in a hotel 50 days)s, and so far as I can tell Oprah paid for it all.
She is self-absorbed, sleeps all day and whines a lot about how she deserves better. My friend's daughter absolutely loves Lindsay - thinks she is wonderful and talented and a wonderful role model.
Fuck affordable healthcare, we need celebrity reform!