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#4 is "Can I get the money I spent on lottery tickets back?"

She operates on two neurons.

One is inhibitory, but intermittent. The other opens her mouth, opens her legs and pulls the trigger in no particular order.

millions of foreign workers, illegal and legal, drive wages DOWN.

Wrong Bundy. I though the thread was about Al. Very disappointing.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

necrobestiality porn

I had no idea this was a thing now.

Well at least it's better than homo-necro-pedo-bestiality.

He can choke down chick dick and ride rump roast until the cows come home: no miscegenation.

It's cheating a little, but not entirely inconsistent with his illustrious philosophy of not mixing the races.

Time to consult the illustrated glossary of obscene terminology.

Maybe the kid was lighting farts from his colostomy stoma. That almost qualifies as a felony.

CaptainShuddup says

She was just saying they should get right with the Lord, Jesus take a chill pill.

Yes .

Stupidity makes her more down-to-earth. I like her more and more.

Has anyone tried the zillow "premarket" feature lately? I see a considerable increase in # of properties in distress. Steam is running out no matter what inventory on the top shows.

The Professor says

What good is a mansion on an estate if you have to have paramilitary guards at the gate to keep the cannibals out?

Hehe, to protect the yam in the backyard.

I'm not sure what you are trying to accomplish here with quoting Sterling. He has a history of well publicized quotes of pitting Hispanics against blacks, blacks against Hispanics, whites against blacks, Koreans against blacks. Who knows why he says the things he does, but his quotes regarding race certainly shouldn't be given any credibility even if he's Jewish.

bgamall4 says

EBGuy says

but not as much as it will when the recast hits and principal must also be repaid on a 20-year schedule.

Of course. We are not talking about interest rates, New Renter, we are talking about the need to pay Principle!! It is going to kill housing until the rich want to buy more. Unless they think it is a lost cause.

No its all about he monthly payment and whether those people refi'd into a new mortgage that will allow them to make their monthly nut.

bubblesitter says

The Professor says

What good is a mansion on an estate if you have to have paramilitary guards at the gate to keep the cannibals out?

Hehe, to protect the yam in the backyard.

Kinda overkill for one yam don't you think?

New Renter says

Kinda overkill for one yam don't you think?

Every yam counts when cannibal anarchy hits.

bubblesitter says

New Renter says

Kinda overkill for one yam don't you think?

Every yam counts when cannibal anarchy hits.

The cannibals aren't coming for your yam. Except perhaps as a side dish.

Americans Are Starting to Miss More Mortgage Payments

It's all Obama's fault!!!

My be because slumlord ship rate is going up.

Pretty soon a sole property on sale in a neighborhood like Compton,Stockton,Oakland,CA will fetch a few million $ a piece. Way to go! Low inventory rules.

A communal apartment living where 7 families rent out 7 rooms and share one bathroom and 1 kitchen above a pizza joint will be the new normal and everyone will have time to paint.

dublin hillz says

A communal apartment living where 7 families rent out 7 rooms and share one bathroom and 1 kitchen above a pizza joint will be the new normal and everyone will have time to paint.

Where? In Mexico city?

I don't know what is in the mind of renters, but unlike past renters, today renters often have a positive net worth including a 401K.

If you have equity in something, it is irrelevant what it is, actually the assets like mutual funds are more liquid and useful than real estate anyway.

The trade to buy/sell a stock costs me $2 at Vanguard Brokerage, selling/buying a house is about $10,000 in just fees.

There may be a lot of happy renters out there, and unhappy women wanting that house with the picket fence.

clambo says

don't know what is in the mind of renters, but unlike past renters, today renters often have a positive net worth including a 401K.

If you have equity in something, it is irrelevant what it is, actually the assets like mutual funds are more liquid and useful than real estate anyway.

Liquidity! Although it comes at a risk.

clambo says

There may be a lot of happy renters out there, and unhappy women wanting that house with the picket fence.

Man, you read my mind.

Pick the bank with the better rate of course.

You could also save up the dough and pay the roofer out of your pocket.

Same with the painter.

clambo says

Pick the bank with the better rate of course.

You could also save up the dough and pay the roofer out of your pocket.

Same with the painter.

I would prefer to do that too.. In the first 3 years of owning our home we did $7K of interior work before move in... Then about $3K of pool equipment work the next year... Then $6K of landscaping work and last year $6K to install a brand new HVAC system. So we've put in over $20K out of pocket in 3 years... My wife has one more year of schooling left and we've got nanny expenses now too.. So I didn't want to stretch us too thin this year by paying cash for the roof.

But I also hate stressing the FEW times a year it rains in So Cal.... over whether I'm gonna come home to a leak. Tough call.. I have the summer to think about it atleast.. Never rains in So Cal in the summer.. atleast not downpours.

One week listed and now Pending on Carey (per Redfin).

Can't sarah and hillary have a death match in the roman colesium with all historic weaponry? I bet the stadium will be sold out and the international solidarity will be enhanced.

That woman has you demtards wrapped all the way tight around her little finger

errc says

That woman has you demtards wrapped all the way tight around her little finger

Agreed.

Not saying that I want Palin as President, but Gawd I love how the beta-males and girls in the Democrat party clutch their pearls and get the vapors everytime Palin open's her mouth on FB.

She is living rent-free in their heads. And for that - I am forever grateful!

Not only is your english language background somewhat limited, which you seem to intentionally exaggerate with the first sentence (nice troll - you couldn't be that stupid), but you also don't know much about finance.

Newsflash ! If you had a 10 million dollar windfall, and played your cards really smart, you could find someone, even now, that would help you earn 10% (or more on it). Yes, with some risk. Or, if you diversified you definitely could earn a SUPER SAFE return of over 5%.

CaptainShuddup says

If I had my druthers, I would rather have a couple Million in a bank somewhere making me 4% than to have a one time 10 million dollar windfall.

You really shouldn't brag about how clueless you are.

Hell, with 10 million you could construct a 30 million dollar apartment complex within 30 miles of where you now live (with a 67% mortgage or maybe make it a 25 million dollar complex with a 60% mortgage), that would earn you way more than 80K per year, plus your daughters would really be cleaning up after the mortgage is paid!!!!!!! At that point, they would both have incomes well into 6 figures (that is equivalent way over 200K each today) for life.

Or maybe after the mortgage is paid, they sell it, and figure out what to do with the after tax proceeds. Maybe interest rates are high then (40 years from now) and they just put it in an annuity, paying them each millions a year for life, a majority of which they would invest for future generations.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exponential_growth

Two things:
1) Muslims go jihad against the USA (and not, for instance, Canada, which contains the same sort of people and religious faith predominance) because for three decades the neocons have sold the public into three wars and many many covert actions against Muslims. We've been taught to hate them ("but not really, we are equal opportunity") and coaxed into supporting drone strikes and leveling of entire Muslim nations. Our government continues to wage a "war on terror" that every jihadist knows actually means "war on fundamentalist Islam." So ya, we are their public enemy #1. If that is ever going to change, we need to be smarter about the leaders we elect and most importantly, smarter about what we allow them to do.

2) Jihadists definitely need to be baptized with lighter fluid and set alight.
"You can build a man a fire and he'll stay warm for a night, but set him on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life."

The Professor says

THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!

My partner and I bought a townhouse in San Jose last summer for $315k. Put 20% down and financed 80% at 4%. Put $35k in rehab and just rented it out for $2,800/month. If rents were so high, why did we have multiple applicants? Apparently some people could afford it.

Call it Crazy says

clambo says

There may be a lot of happy renters out there, and unhappy women wanting that house with the picket fence.

I was an owner for decades, cashed out equity and sat on the sidelines for two years... It was wonderful, nothing to fix or replace, I was happy but she wasn't happy...

Now, she's happy (with the picket fence) and I'm back fixing and replacing , spending money as an owner again....

You just can't win....

Ha ha.
The queen always gets her castle.

Strategist says

Call it Crazy says

clambo says

There may be a lot of happy renters out there, and unhappy women wanting that house with the picket fence.

I was an owner for decades, cashed out equity and sat on the sidelines for two years... It was wonderful, nothing to fix or replace, I was happy but she wasn't happy...

Now, she's happy (with the picket fence) and I'm back fixing and replacing , spending money as an owner again....

You just can't win....

Ha ha.

The queen always gets her castle.

PS.. You have a smart queen there. You will be glad she made you buy a house. Can you take her to Cheese Cake Factory this weekend? She deserves it.

If you own a home and have 80K dividends/interest, it is more or less equivalent to a California couple earning 130-140K per year but with a standard mortgage with standard taxes.

You aren't paying social security taxes or medicare on you dividends, and if you plan carefully, you can keep your taxes lower than a working couple or person with earned income and a mortgage.

marcus says

If you had a 10 million dollar windfall, and played your cards really smart, you could find someone, even now, that would help you earn 10% (or more on it). Yes, with some risk. Or, if you diversified you definitely could earn a SUPER SAFE return of over 5%.

Who's giving you 10% when the fed interest rate is super low?
And then just how much of that Million will you end up with?
That person you mention doesn't work cheap, nor does his lawyers, neither does Uncle Sam.

Ceffer says

You aren't paying social security taxes or medicare on you dividends, and if you plan carefully, you can keep your taxes lower than a working couple or person with earned income and a mortgage.

And it's guaranteed, it's yours and is dependable as it raining on a rainy day. Plus you don't end up being Madoff'd, Bernstiened, Bernakatized, Greenspun, and taken to the cleaners every time the too big to fail teeter on the edge.

marcus says

Not only is your english language background somewhat limited, which you seem to intentionally exaggerate with the first sentence (nice troll - you couldn't be that stupid)

No, not intentionally meant for you, I said the Smart people.

E-man says

If rents were so high, why did we have multiple applicants?

low supply, high demand

rents will go to the absolute point of pain, and beyond; housing rents are one of the several areas of the economy where the price is unattached to the cost of provision of the good or service.

Health care, legal work, energy extraction are of course the other successful main areas of rent-seeking in our economy.

Though the supply of lawyers is pretty oversized compared to the demand apparently..

The "Free Market" can't make new land, nor can it make new, more efficient, transportation services to increase the supply of accessible land to a given metro center.

The "Free Market" can build more supply of higher density, to the extent that NIMBYism allows.

Housing is such a serious problem in this country; maybe slowly people are beginning to understand that massive social inequity involved here.

Most revolutions of the past 100-odd years were land revolutions.

Not that I want a revolution, but something's gotta change here.

Yep. It's pure supply and demand. PK was the one that came up with the price. As usual, I cringed at the asking rent, but we got it on the 1st open house.

We got a good deal. If we put it on the market now, PK believes we can sell it for $575k.

I'm by no means a capitalist. I'm just an average Joe trying to get ahead in life. I decided real estate was the path to get me out of the rat race, and sure it did. My share is $5.5M worth of real estate. At 5% annual inflation, my net worth should increase $275k/year without lifting a finger. Once factored in the cash-flow and principal paydown, it's even more.

Republicans or Democrats don't put money in my pockets. Real estate and my tenants are the ones putting money in my pockets. My tenants are my partners without shared equity.

Of course, I'm not done yet. Have been in acquisition mode on apartment buildings. As long as each building can stand on its own, I'm a buyer. Someone is playing monopoly in real life.

We all want to get out of the rat race. God just happened to shine on me, and I chose the right path. I didn't invent the game. I'm simply a player. Don't hate the players. Hate the game.

Cheers to no more working and building an empire for the "man". Be the man. NO MORE W-2.

You can always buy an income stream with an annuity, even Vanguard has them.

You can buy so-called "payout funds" from them also.

You can buy dividend paying stock mutual funds.

You can buy bond funds, there are many.

You can also buy a regular stock mutual fund, e.g. balanced fund, and have dividends/interest paid to you and the capital gains reinvested in fund shares.

Interest rates are held down by the Federal Reserve. But even CDs were a lousy deal if you did the math on inflation, interest rates, and taxes.

The trick is you can't lend your money to a bank today. They don't pay you good interest.