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Who would win a street fight between Obama and Putin?
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2014 Jul 21, 7:27am 16,207 views 17 comments
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Tenpoundbass
2014 Jul 21, 8:16am
Obama has the law on his side. As it wouldn't be a fight at all, it would be a hate crime committed by Putin.
Shaman
2014 Jul 21, 8:33am
Maybe Obama would win a basketball game with Putin, or perhaps a dance-off!
Tenpoundbass
2014 Jul 21, 9:30am
I would pay to watch anyone fight Kim Jong-un, that ought to be an easy ass through ass beating. That is if Kim's guards were to stay out of it.
He doesn't even look like someone that has the stomach to even stay and watch the implementation of his atrocious orders.
If NK doesn't fail under him, I predict he will killed in Coup and replaced by a menacing figure. Probably the Guy that is currently instructing him from behind the curtains.
Shaman
2014 Jul 21, 9:40am
It's tough to find a menacing Korean. You'd probably have to make one menacing with artistic scars and an eyepatch or something.
Strategist
2014 Jul 21, 9:52am
Why don't they gang up and beat the shit out of Kim.
Kim Kardashian?? Why??
What did she do wrong?
I'd rather do something else to hot Kim Kardashian.
Where are you Rin? Let's get going.
Strategist
2014 Jul 21, 9:53am
I would pay to watch anyone fight Kim Jong-un,
You could easily beat him and make him cry just by taking away his doughnuts!!
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I bet a school girl could beat him up.
Strategist
2014 Jul 21, 11:40am
Oh crap, I give up...
OK, Putin would win. Who would win at basketball?
You know that answer... White men can't jump..
LOL. That was funny, OK?
Obama has the law on his side. As it wouldn't be a fight at all, it would be a hate crime committed by Putin.
Possibly so, a win for Obama via affirmative action.
Strategist
2014 Jul 21, 2:41pm
Is Putin trying to look like a Bond villain?
Looks like it. Remember, bond villains always lose in the end.
sam1
2014 Jul 21, 3:29pm
Hmmmm... Let me think about that for a second..
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That's a really hard question.
Obama wins this fight, all he has to do is wait for Putin to die from skin cancer.
Ceffer
2014 Jul 21, 3:58pm
Obama would beat Putin's cracker ass to death with Michelle's handbag.
Why don't they gang up and beat the shit out of Kim.
That wouldn't be very nice (and Obama is all about NICE); Kim was born that way (sheesh, ya bigot).
Kim Kardashian?? Why??
What did she do wrong?
She married a major league douche bag. What a waste.
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