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What would happen if there were no political parties?


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2014 Jul 27, 1:43am   30,144 views  33 comments

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At the very least it would eliminate the tiresome arguments between democrat and republican voters.
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5   Dan8267   2014 Jul 27, 5:28am  

komputodo says

What would happen if there were no political parties?

The solution is to get rid of the humans in Washington and automate their jobs. If we can automate thousands of other jobs, we can automate government. I'll take open source software over corrupt humans any day.

6   Tenpoundbass   2014 Jul 27, 5:37am  

I don't know Scrum masters are some of the biggest Nazis out there.

7   elliemae   2014 Jul 27, 11:07am  

What would happen if there were no political parties?

The Captain would have no one to hate and would be forced to face his anger issues. Angry Florida Republican would follow suit and liberal therapists all over Florida would reap huge financial rewards.

They would buy huge houses in gated communities, then begin hating those neighbors whose lawns weren't as manicured as theirs. They would hire day laborers or illegals to mow said lawns and do other housework, and then get together to form groups to deny those laborers the same privileges as they have.

They would form the wealthy liberal therapist party, which would spread across the country. The next president would be a wealthy liberal therapist...

chaos. pure chaos.

8   Y   2014 Jul 27, 11:24am  

Your opening sentences contradict each other.

elliemae says

What would happen if there were no political parties?

The Captain would have no one to hate and would be forced to face his anger issues. Angry Florida Republican would follow suit and liberal therapists all over Florida would reap huge financial rewards.

9   elliemae   2014 Jul 27, 2:36pm  

komputodo says

Angry Florida citizens would follow suit and therapists all over Florida would reap huge financial rewards.

The therapists would hold a great disdain for those lesser people who serve them and there would be born a political party to serve the interests of those therapists.

And there would again be political parties. As well as hot-tub parties.

10   Tenpoundbass   2014 Jul 28, 2:42am  

The first therapist that tried to work me over, would end up being the New Neocon, with his own 24 hour talk show bitching about people who think they know everybody else, and what is best.

11   myob   2014 Jul 28, 3:00am  

Political parties will always spontaneously arise, since representative governments work by taking votes, and on various issues, you will have some like minded people voting similarly. Out of convenience, they'll create a party.

Look at how things work in Europe - anyone can make a party, and so, there are a lot more than two, and governments tend to be coalitions of various parties that can get along politically.

I think it would be wonderful to break the Republicans' and Democrat's stranglehold on politics, so that the the libertarians, greens, commies, anarchists, and whoever else, can be elected if their voters so desire. More variety in politics is good, and what I especially love about coalition governments is that the coalitions always collapse, leading to inaction. Since everything government does is evil, inaction is a wonderful thing :)

12   justme   2014 Jul 29, 1:32am  

myob says

I think it would be wonderful to break the Republicans' and Democrat's stranglehold on politics, so that the the libertarians, greens, commies, anarchists, and whoever else, can be elected if their voters so desire.

Not only that, but we would get much more serious alternatives than some of the ones you listed. And some of the existing parties would have to show their true nature, because there would be alternatives to them.

myob says

More variety in politics is good, and what I especially love about coalition governments is that the coalitions always collapse, leading to inaction. Since everything government does is evil, inaction is a wonderful thing :)

Inaction is not a good thing. Action that is supported by a clear majority, on a case-by-case basis, is a generally a good thing. That is what democracy is supposed to do: To enact the will of the people as much as possible.

13   indigenous   2014 Jul 29, 1:54am  

Maybe the sheeple would think for themselves?

14   Dan8267   2014 Jul 29, 3:30am  

elliemae says

The Captain would have no one to hate and would be forced to face his anger issues.

No, I think he'd find groups to hate: blacks, gays, intellectuals, liberals, people who can read or tie their shoes...

15   indigenous   2014 Jul 29, 4:05am  

Call it Crazy says

Not a chance.. Hell will freeze over first!!

I guess it goes to the human condition, and how far it has to go

16   edvard2   2014 Jul 29, 4:24am  

komputodo says

Then Candidates would have Corporate sponsorship.

Oh you mean like that's not happening already? The entire US political system was already pretty much already owned by corporations and outside money. After 2010 and citizen's united it became even more so.

As far as having no political parties, well that would pretty much mean either one of several scenarios. It would mean either a monarchy of sorts or some other one-rule situation or there would be total chaos. All throughout human civilization there has been the need for governance and without that you get chaos.

Put it in another way asking people what it would be like without political parties would be like suggesting Lions shouldn't have prides.

17   komputodo   2014 Jul 29, 4:33am  

edvard2 says

Then Candidates would have Corporate sponsorship.

Oh you mean like that's not happening already? The entire US political system was already pretty much already owned by corporations and outside money. After 2010 and citizen's united it became even more so.

Ummm..sorry..cap'n shuddup said that, not me. I was already well aware of that.

18   edvard2   2014 Jul 29, 4:40am  

yeah, I have the capn' on ignore. I copied from your post so I guess that's why it said it was from you. So my bad.

19   EBGuy   2014 Jul 29, 6:36am  

Silicon Valley congressional race: Honda (D) (labor money) versus Khanna (D) (business/new entrepreneur money). Welcome to the single party state.

BTW, this is edvard2's district. Have you decided who you're voting for?

20   edvard2   2014 Jul 29, 6:51am  

Not my district actually, I don't live in the valley, just work there.

21   EBGuy   2014 Jul 29, 7:03am  

@edvard2, The candidate forum was at Fremont city hall, so I assumed that is your district. I guess the 17th District splits Fremont (and you're north of it?)

22   CL   2014 Jul 29, 7:08am  

Dan8267 says

No, I think he'd find groups to hate: blacks, gays, intellectuals, liberals, people who can read or tie their shoes...

Today's Democratic party, if you add labor. "People who can read or tie their shoes" are those academics the right always complains about-- the ones poisoning our youth with ideas about the world being round, and Columbus' penchant for rape and murder. Is nothing sacred??? :)

23   komputodo   2014 Jul 29, 7:28am  

CL says

Dan8267 says

No, I think he'd find groups to hate: blacks, gays, intellectuals, liberals, people who can read or tie their shoes...

Today's Democratic party, if you add labor. "People who can read or tie their shoes" are those academics the right always complains about-- the ones poisoning our youth with ideas about the world being round, and Columbus' penchant for rape and murder. Is nothing sacred??? :)

I must have been a republican until I was about 28 when then I turned democrat..It was at that age when I realized all those years I'd been tying my laces with a granny knot.

24   komputodo   2014 Jul 29, 7:36am  

EBGuy says

@edvard2, The candidate forum was at Fremont city hall, so I assumed that is your district. I guess the 17th District splits Fremont (and you're north of it?)

Is it still called Fremont or little Kabul?

25   indigenous   2014 Jul 29, 7:37am  

komputodo says

I must have been a republican until I was about 28 when then I turned democrat..It was at that age when I realized all those years I'd been tying my laces with a granny knot.

Identifying yourself with a political party is a fools errand. The only thing that matters are the issues.

26   komputodo   2014 Jul 29, 7:38am  

indigenous says

Identifying yourself with a political party is a fools errand. The only thing that matters are the issues.

Yes, that was the point of this thread!

27   edvard2   2014 Jul 29, 7:39am  

EBGuy says

@edvard2, The candidate forum was at Fremont city hall, so I assumed that is your district. I guess the 17th District splits Fremont (and you're north of it?)

Nope. I live pretty far away from SV and its environs. All I will say is that I have one hell of a commute.

28   edvard2   2014 Jul 29, 7:45am  

komputodo says

I must have been a republican until I was about 28 when then I turned democrat..It was at that age when I realized all those years I'd been tying my laces with a granny knot.

I wasn't really political until I got out of college. It didn't matter to me much because my family was split 50/50 in regards to Republicans and Democrats: so the topic of politics was a taboo subject not to be discussed.

What's interesting is that the more I learned about the world and relocated to a few major cities with many other people from elsewhere that I turned more towards the Democratic party.

That said I increasingly feel that both parties are poisoned by outside money and being used as puppets. But I feel that the GOP's choice of tactics, which is to remain static in a changing world, is foolhardy and not beneficial. I don't see that party changing anytime soon.

But I digress: So long as the system is controlled by money and less by the voters then the longer it will be that nothing will really get done.

29   CL   2014 Jul 29, 8:00am  

indigenous says

Identifying yourself with a political party is a fools errand. The only thing that matters are the issues.

Well, no. People will associate for a variety of reasons: some are tactical and some are birds of a feather. Union members might not be feminists, and ethnic minorities might dislike each other, but they have a home in the Democratic party. They do NOT have a home in the GOP.

We know that out of expedience (and other factors) a party will shift or rapidly change. The GOP would like to shift to being welcoming to non-whites, but runs the risk of alienating the racist wing of the party. When either:
*It becomes more advantageous to drop the racists and pick up minorities;
*or the minorities stop recoiling and become open to voting GOP
you will see the party shift constituencies.

In America, if you intend to effect change, you can almost certainly only do so through the 2-party apparatus. As pointless as that sounds, you can do it by pushing rightward or leftward in the primaries. You can vote for a 3rd party, if only to punish your ideological peers for not being as "pure" as you are. You can support the candidate in your party that most closely resembles your beliefs. The real winner in the primaries will absorb your candidate's position to steal his/her votes. Or they won't. Odds are if they don't, you and your friends are about the only people who believe what you believe anyway, or else that electoral gold would have been mined.

So, I say, identify with a party, but be on the lookout for the shifts. To know if you care about the shifts, you have to know what it is you believe in the first place.

And THAT is the point of the thread. Voters don't know what they believe until someone tells them what to think. Preferably, a teevee man. Or a whole team of men in blond wigs. I'm looking at you, Fox!

30   myob   2014 Jul 29, 8:05am  

justme says

Inaction is not a good thing. Action that is supported by a clear majority, on a case-by-case basis, is a generally a good thing. That is what democracy is supposed to do: To enact the will of the people as much as possible.

I do not believe that majority rule is a good thing, since majorities take it upon themselves to rule far too many things.

If the 51% disapprove of inter-racial marriage, is it right to forbid it for the 49% who do?
if 49% want peace, but 51% want war, is war desirable?

I could come up with lots of silly hypotheticals where the majority shouldn't necessarily decide the outcome.

What I would love to know is how to convince the majority to fuck off, and let people live their lives as they see fit for themselves.

31   justme   2014 Jul 29, 12:35pm  

myob says

What I would love to know is how to convince the majority to fuck off, and let people live their lives as they see fit for themselves.

That is called anarchy: Every individual deciding for themselves what is legal and what is not.

Once you saw the result of that, somehow I think you would change your mind. Or start rationalizing why other people should do as you wish, while you yourself should be under no obligation to do what other people wish. That system turns into a might-is-right society, a sort of feudalism. Be careful what your theoretical ideals might turn into.

32   turtledove   2014 Jul 29, 12:39pm  

One more time....

sbh says

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Will I have to pay you a royalty for using that?

33   myob   2014 Jul 30, 4:18am  

justme says

That is called anarchy: Every individual deciding for themselves what is legal and what is not.

I wasn't objecting to abandoning order, I just think democracy is an awful way to do it.

I don't want the will of the majority planning my water service, or trash service, or police service, since those decisions inevitably happen through proxies (representatives) who are easily corruptible, and who are paid to legislate, so once they tackle big things like murder, they move onto what color should be allowed for your house, or how many pets you can have, trivial shit. If these things were controlled by direct vote, it would be even worse.

What I want to see is a strict, constitutional form of government, which outlaws things like murder, and defines things like contract law, so that these things aren't up for dispute, but leaves is very simple, then allow people to define their own governments locally. If they want to try socialism, let them. If they want to try pure capitalism, let them. Basically, delegate as much governance as possible as close to its victims as possible.

I don't want some stooge in Washington DC deciding how I build my house in CA, for example.

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