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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,317,189 views  9,718 comments

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568   Dan8267   2015 Aug 11, 1:11pm  

indigenous says

Bullshit, there is nothing racist about that comment. It is just that you mutts conflate having a viewpoint with racism.

My actual words were
Dan8267 says

Only a racist would find that funny, and one with a bad sense of humor.

Without a racist mind, there is nothing funny about the pun.

569   indigenous   2015 Aug 11, 4:01pm  

Dan8267 says

Without a racist mind, there is nothing funny about the pun.

Sure there is, it is funny because Obama is a lying politician. You know hope and change, I will be transparent, if you like your plan you can keep it, I will close down GITMO, etc etc

570   Dan8267   2015 Aug 11, 6:29pm  

indigenous says

Sure there is, it is funny because Obama is a lying politician.

And what does that have to do with Africa or skin color?

571   indigenous   2015 Aug 11, 8:01pm  

Dan8267 says

And what does that have to do with Africa or skin color?

It has to do with O being African, it has nothing to do with skin color.

574   Dan8267   2015 Aug 28, 12:11am  

You run into a window, too?

580   Dan8267   2015 Oct 2, 11:21am  

Blatant false advertisement.

Ooops, added an s to the domain name.

581   zzyzzx   2015 Dec 17, 11:19am  

"Let is snow"

596   indigenous   2016 Jan 7, 4:46am  

Was that on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom? Where is Marlin Perkins?

598   Tenpoundbass   2016 Jan 7, 1:37pm  

I once told the guy that hired me after a grueling interview. "You know I would like to have a lycra Superman Suit to show up in Job interviews dressed in. Copmlete with the Cape thight turnic tight tights with my gut and all. " He said "Dude I would have SO hired you without all of the vetting. "
That guy, I believe he actually would have.

My last job search for the first few inter views I showed up dressed for business. Which this is South Florida and there's probably actually only two IT shops in all of South Florida that actually has a Business attire dress code. Most guys when I'm working somewhere shows up dressed to the nines, get's "The Look" from everyone as he walks in to the room. Everyone else is dressed causal to business casual. It's hard to get a job when you in a context that you are never in. Such as wearing a business suit in your real life, someone has to die or get married for you to wear a suit. Needless to say the first two interviews went horrible. After that I said I'll wear what I damned well please to the interview. I did and I ended up with the next three job interviews acutaly competing for me.

600   zzyzzx   2016 Feb 4, 8:52am  

Tenpoundbass says

someone has to die or get married for you to wear a suit.

The funerals I have been to lately were all casual.

603   Patrick   2016 Feb 5, 11:53am  

wow, had no idea that india was literally quite that shitty. not so sure about visiting there anymore.

604   mell   2016 Feb 5, 12:12pm  


wow, had no idea that india was literally quite that shitty. not so sure about visiting there anymore.

San Francisco is 2nd, must be a small dark dot on that map ;) There is likely a mild correlation with temperature as well.

605   Dan8267   2016 Feb 5, 12:30pm  


wow, had no idea that india was literally quite that shitty. not so sure about visiting there anymore.

Holy River of Shit

500 fecal coliform bacteria (aka poop, shit, deuce, the brown) per liter of water is said to be safe for swimming. Personally, I prefer there to be no shit in my swimming water but accidents do happen.

100,000 fecal coliform bacteria per liter is the threshold for international recognition (by me) as an official River of Shit.

The Ganges in Varanasi checks in with a whopping 1,500,000 fecal coliform bacteria per liter. We may need to get a fecal coliform expert down here for verification, but I think that means there is more shit in this water than there is water.

Yet people travel to India to bathe in the Gange river.

606   Dan8267   2016 Feb 5, 12:33pm  

zzyzzx says

Finally something America can be proud of. In general, we don't shit in public. Our main exposition of spewing shit in public is our presidential debates which only happen every four years.

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