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errc says

Patrick, I've been recommending the site to all my friends, but they say the avatars are much too small. We should have larger avatars

Yeah, but the new draw is Turtledoves fun bags in a week. That alone should provide a FLOOD of new members.

The Republican National Committee Convention "meeting" has begun.

T-just a few days until Patrick upsizes avatars by 500% and turtledove unleashes those puppies.

Let's hope that Turtledove isn't really the name of her skunked pooch.

April Fools all year long!

Come the think of it, Labs are often Cheeto colored.

You've all been trolled, turtledove's a man.

HEY YOU says

You've all been trolled, turtledove's a man

Since I'm meeting up with several patnetters this weekend, I guess you'll know for sure then.... Unless of course I'm the Nobel laureate of hoaxes.... Perpetrator of the biggest hoax on patnet. Is there a prize for that?

Trump's within a day of selecting his VP running mate.

Get your pistol hand on that bra hook, TurtleDove!

Be ready!

turtledove,
No matter what patnetters say about you,they are not to be trusted.
While you're there,give'em hell.

Epiphany! Turtledove is transgender.

YOU WON!!!

looks like #NeverTrump just died.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/07/14/as-trump-prepares-to-unveil-vp-pick-republican-delegates-scramble-to-ward-off-rules-revolt/

Hold everything!!
Is Patrick posting under "turtledove"?

You sly guy!

According to my linguistics analyzer, there are only three distinct carbon organisms posting on this site...

HEY YOU says

Hold everything!!

Is Patrick posting under "turtledove"?

You sly guy!

Patrick's mug shot.

Who drew the scale on that ruler? Was it a trump supporter?

HEY YOU says

Is Patrick posting under "turtledove"?

exposed!

I must admit.... It's exhausting logging in then logging out, then logging in and logging out... Again and again and again. Profile schizophrenia is a real disease..... Conveniently absent from Obamacare mandated coverage, I might add.

Turtledove, it's obviously not mandatory, but a high-quality g-string (red, white or black, in color, preferably) is a nice accoutrement to a fine rack shot.

rando says

HEY YOU says

Is Patrick posting under "turtledove"?

exposed!

Great, I already saw Patrick's breasts. I was looking forward to something new.

Tomorrow -

turtledove UNLEASHES HER KRAKEN HERE ON WWW.PATRICK.NET !!!

I said July 21st.

Give me a break, please! I'm driving back from San Francisco tomorrow. And a literally just got some Patrick.net artwork I needed to make the photo just right. Since that means a little graphic design work to resize the Parick.net logo and tag line, and a quick re-take.... That's not likely to happen after my seven hour drive home tomorrow.

July 21st is the end of the convention.... it will be here before you know it.

Very well.

I appreciate that you take pride monitor work, td.

Damn you, Autocorrect!!!

That was supposed to be "I appreciate that you take pride in your work, td."

I must admit my blood pressue rises a little everytime this thread come back to the top.

Trump said Turtledove has double Ds and that he'll make her breasts great again.

freespeechforever says

That was supposed to be "I appreciate that you take pride in your work, td."

You do realize there is an edit button?

Isn't Trump the nominee now?

turtledove says

July 21st is the end of the convention.... it will be here before you know it.

I'm counting the hours. I'm glad I had to cancel my London trip.

Ironman says

Why, is there no Internet access there?

Not since Brexit (8^()

Ironman says

Strategist says

I'm glad I had to cancel my London trip.

Why, is there no Internet access there?

1. We finally started moving.
2. Tore a cartilage on my right knee.

Turtledove read "The Art of the Deal". She's got most of the board hanging on her hangers.

I don't exclude myself from that grouping :)

turtledove says

And a literally just got some Patrick.net artwork I needed to make the photo just right.

I thought we agreed that there'll be no scribbles on you.

Let it snow!

www.youtube.com/embed/ImaYMoTi2g8

Okay, bitches... I never want to hear that TD isn't a woman of her word. Happy viewing! You have 48 hours, starting now.

Bravo. I've been ignoring this thread, but I guess I checked it out at the right time.

What is that around your neck ? And what is the white thing ?

marcus says

What is that around your neck ? And what is the white thing ?

The thing around my neck is a "Make America Great Again" ornament... I put a dark blue ribbon through it and turned it into a choker... the white thing is a turtledove ornament that I just loosely hung off my finger. The toughest part was incorporating the patnet stuff while keeping it remotely readable -- given the limitations of the avatar.

Very nice. Could you send me a higher resolution version ? I just want to verify that the turtledove wasn't photoshopped on to it.

Don't do it Errc! I don't want to see it! 99.9% of the world doesn't want to either; even the women.

Nice lil postage stamp you put up there turts. You're obviously a 1%er in the genetics game. Due to it's size though I do dread someone along the lines of Errc replying in kind.

I'd have to look at a large number of much larger pics of women like you to wash my eyes and psyche out.

That said, you've got bigger balls than many a man. Metaphorically speaking.

Again, for the moronic: Guys have to do something *different* than what turtledove did to suggest big balls.

Not calling you a moron Errc, perhaps your comments were in jest.

I just noticed that in the larger version you can see the bra strap impression. See, this is what happens when you rush me. Well, at least you know that I didn't airbrush anything.

Okay, the ornament seems to check out. Thanks. Artistic indeed.

You realize I'm never going to be mean to you again on this forum, right ? Even if you say some really silly things about your politics. I'll just remember about you sharing this photo today.

Damn, could they be right about republican women ?

marcus says

Okay, the ornament seems to check out. Thanks. Artistic indeed.

You realize I'm never going to be mean to you again on this forum, right ?

You were never mean. In fact... when we were talking about going up to SF for the meet up, I was thinking about asking if you wanted to caravan up there with us since we're in the same neck of the woods. But you said you had a conflict, so that was the end of that thought.