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Patrick, Please delete thread out of respect.
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2016 Jun 6, 12:13am 66,958 views 320 comments
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turtledove
2016 Jul 12, 9:25pm
You've all been trolled, turtledove's a man
Since I'm meeting up with several patnetters this weekend, I guess you'll know for sure then.... Unless of course I'm the Nobel laureate of hoaxes.... Perpetrator of the biggest hoax on patnet. Is there a prize for that?
Trump's within a day of selecting his VP running mate.
Get your pistol hand on that bra hook, TurtleDove!
Be ready!
turtledove,
No matter what patnetters say about you,they are not to be trusted.
While you're there,give'em hell.
Epiphany! Turtledove is transgender.
YOU WON!!!
Hold everything!!
Is Patrick posting under "turtledove"?
You sly guy!
Y
2016 Jul 15, 11:53am
According to my linguistics analyzer, there are only three distinct carbon organisms posting on this site...
Hold everything!!
Is Patrick posting under "turtledove"?You sly guy!
turtledove
2016 Jul 15, 6:57pm
I must admit.... It's exhausting logging in then logging out, then logging in and logging out... Again and again and again. Profile schizophrenia is a real disease..... Conveniently absent from Obamacare mandated coverage, I might add.
Turtledove, it's obviously not mandatory, but a high-quality g-string (red, white or black, in color, preferably) is a nice accoutrement to a fine rack shot.
Dan8267
2016 Jul 16, 3:16pm
Is Patrick posting under "turtledove"?
exposed!
Great, I already saw Patrick's breasts. I was looking forward to something new.
Tomorrow -
turtledove UNLEASHES HER KRAKEN HERE ON WWW.PATRICK.NET !!!
turtledove
2016 Jul 17, 8:17pm
I said July 21st.
Give me a break, please! I'm driving back from San Francisco tomorrow. And a literally just got some Patrick.net artwork I needed to make the photo just right. Since that means a little graphic design work to resize the Parick.net logo and tag line, and a quick re-take.... That's not likely to happen after my seven hour drive home tomorrow.
July 21st is the end of the convention.... it will be here before you know it.
Very well.
I appreciate that you take pride monitor work, td.
Damn you, Autocorrect!!!
That was supposed to be "I appreciate that you take pride in your work, td."
Tenpoundbass
2016 Jul 18, 10:55am
I must admit my blood pressue rises a little everytime this thread come back to the top.
Ceffer
2016 Jul 18, 12:22pm
Trump said Turtledove has double Ds and that he'll make her breasts great again.
indigenous
2016 Jul 18, 12:28pm
That was supposed to be "I appreciate that you take pride in your work, td."
You do realize there is an edit button?
Strategist
2016 Jul 19, 6:06pm
July 21st is the end of the convention.... it will be here before you know it.
I'm counting the hours. I'm glad I had to cancel my London trip.
Strategist
2016 Jul 19, 6:32pm
I'm glad I had to cancel my London trip.
Why, is there no Internet access there?
1. We finally started moving.
2. Tore a cartilage on my right knee.
MisdemeanorRebel
2016 Jul 19, 7:14pm
Turtledove read "The Art of the Deal". She's got most of the board hanging on her hangers.
I don't exclude myself from that grouping :)
And a literally just got some Patrick.net artwork I needed to make the photo just right.
I thought we agreed that there'll be no scribbles on you.
turtledove
2016 Jul 19, 9:35pm
Okay, bitches... I never want to hear that TD isn't a woman of her word. Happy viewing! You have 48 hours, starting now.
marcus
2016 Jul 19, 9:46pm
Bravo. I've been ignoring this thread, but I guess I checked it out at the right time.
What is that around your neck ? And what is the white thing ?
turtledove
2016 Jul 19, 9:51pm
What is that around your neck ? And what is the white thing ?
The thing around my neck is a "Make America Great Again" ornament... I put a dark blue ribbon through it and turned it into a choker... the white thing is a turtledove ornament that I just loosely hung off my finger. The toughest part was incorporating the patnet stuff while keeping it remotely readable -- given the limitations of the avatar.
marcus
2016 Jul 19, 9:59pm
Very nice. Could you send me a higher resolution version ? I just want to verify that the turtledove wasn't photoshopped on to it.
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2016 Jul 19, 10:02pm
Don't do it Errc! I don't want to see it! 99.9% of the world doesn't want to either; even the women.
Nice lil postage stamp you put up there turts. You're obviously a 1%er in the genetics game. Due to it's size though I do dread someone along the lines of Errc replying in kind.
I'd have to look at a large number of much larger pics of women like you to wash my eyes and psyche out.
That said, you've got bigger balls than many a man. Metaphorically speaking.
Again, for the moronic: Guys have to do something *different* than what turtledove did to suggest big balls.
Not calling you a moron Errc, perhaps your comments were in jest.
turtledove
2016 Jul 19, 10:12pm
I just noticed that in the larger version you can see the bra strap impression. See, this is what happens when you rush me. Well, at least you know that I didn't airbrush anything.
marcus
2016 Jul 19, 10:14pm
Okay, the ornament seems to check out. Thanks. Artistic indeed.
You realize I'm never going to be mean to you again on this forum, right ? Even if you say some really silly things about your politics. I'll just remember about you sharing this photo today.
Damn, could they be right about republican women ?
turtledove
2016 Jul 19, 10:23pm
Okay, the ornament seems to check out. Thanks. Artistic indeed.
You realize I'm never going to be mean to you again on this forum, right ?
You were never mean. In fact... when we were talking about going up to SF for the meet up, I was thinking about asking if you wanted to caravan up there with us since we're in the same neck of the woods. But you said you had a conflict, so that was the end of that thought.
FNWGMOBDVZXDNW
2016 Jul 19, 10:23pm
You realize I'm never going to be mean to you again on this forum, right ?
Oh Jesus. Take the kid gloves off already. They're just tits. Very nice tits, btw, td. Congrats on that.
FuckTheMainstreamMedia
2016 Jul 19, 10:24pm
You just killed millions...perhaps trillions of babies...loads of baby batter lost to the keyboard.....
marcus
2016 Jul 19, 10:27pm
Oh Jesus
Just a joke about how easy we men are to manipulate. You know sort of like in that Bill WIthers song.
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In light of the recent passing of TD, and out of respect for her friends and family, whereby TD could not have desired her real name be associated with her not-in-real-life comments and postings, please remote this thread.
Thank you.