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3   Ceffer   2016 Sep 11, 1:06pm  

Maybe she'll pee all over the podium and the Supreme Court Justice at the swearing in ceremony! Priceless.

4   HydroCabron   2016 Sep 11, 1:22pm  

Tertiary syphilis. Turns your brain and spinal cord to Swiss chees. Not surprising: For decades, she slept with a man who was a Petri dish of venereal disease.

Bill's doctors probably gave up culturing and identifying the STDs in his blood samples. Just went with "Clinton-1806," "Clinton-1807," etc and sent the slides to some archive of viral & bacterial pathology.

Still, you have to credit Grandma Nixon for her fighting spirit. Though riven by late-stage syphilis, AIDS, gonorrhea and lymphogranuloma venereum (bubo), she is handing Cheeto Hitler his sagging, orange, racist birther ass.

5   Ceffer   2016 Sep 11, 1:31pm  

Isn't there an antibiotic resistant gonorrhea strain named after Bill Clinton in fake latin?

6   marcus   2016 Sep 11, 1:31pm  

Okay then. For the next several news cycles, let's have a lot of focus on Clinton and whether she's healthy enough for the Presidency. Then maybe at a proper time, say about two or three weeks before the election, she will submit to a barrage of tests and examinations. Meanwhile, the cohort that hates Hillary the most (republicans over 65) might start to hate her a little less out of sympathy or empathy for what she appears to be going through. Most of them have some health issues, and they all have friends with health issues. And most would like to be believe that late 60s and early seventies is not too old for being President.

7   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Sep 11, 1:36pm  

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

It is bizarre that no one in the retinue seems at all concerned.

Her lashes of rage when they express concern are probably why. So they're like "Fuck it, if she wants to pretend she's sprightly, then fuck it."

8   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Sep 11, 1:48pm  

Hillary Trolls out in force.

And they haven't even been hit with the Wikileaks October Surprise yet.

9   HydroCabron   2016 Sep 11, 2:06pm  

marcus says

most (republicans over 65) might start to hate her a little less out of sympathy or empathy for what she appears to be going through. Most of them have some health issues, and they all have friends with health issues. And most would like to be believe that late 60s and early seventies is not too old for being President.

I like this line of argument, but the only hole is that most in that age group (a) don't like the looks of those teenagers at Denny's (really scared of uncertainty), and (b) are likely to be swayed by sexist arguments (which is what the whole "sick, dying Hillary" thing is).

Roosevelt served from January 1933 through April 1945 from a wheelchair, and should probably not have even run for a 3rd term in 1940, but it's indisputable that he was effective during WWII. Many of the elderly know this, but won't see the parallel because Roosevelt was a man.

Trump, of course, is mentally ill and incompetent on that basis alone. It's not for nothing that he has withheld his medical records: there is certainly substantial physical illness which will only make his mental illness more debilitating in the coming years.

Neither should be running for the presidency anyway, and I also believe that about Bernie Sanders. All are too old for the job.

10   HydroCabron   2016 Sep 11, 2:18pm  

Ironman says

Yes, it's complete normal for a Presidential candidate to fall face first on the sidewalk

12   HydroCabron   2016 Sep 11, 2:34pm  

Ironman says

HydroCabron says

candidate

Does that word have too many letters in it for you to understand??

All of the people pictured above (Gerald Ford, vomiting/fainting Bush I, Carter, pretzel Bush II and Petraeus) were later candidates for president, either for a second term of office, or, in the case of Petraeus, an oft-mentioned possibility who put out feelers. All, with the exception of Ford who died of ripe old age (93), are alive today. None were disqualified by the press or public for health reasons.

13   HydroCabron   2016 Sep 11, 2:38pm  

Hillary should consult the best - and only the best - doctor. The one man with the expertise to diagnose her fitness for office.

14   Ceffer   2016 Sep 11, 2:41pm  

The great Trumpligula doctor must have some outstanding designer uppers that'll have IHLlary tap dancing to the limousine like Fred Astaire.

15   HydroCabron   2016 Sep 11, 3:28pm  

Ironman says

Yes, having long hair absolutely disqualifies you from practicing medicine...

If Hillary had a Mad Magazine Doctor write her a clean bill of health, how many Nazi Hillary-hate threads would you start on this site?

(I'm guessing the over-under is 7.)

17   Patrick   2016 Sep 11, 3:43pm  

She actually does have pneumonia:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/12/us/politics/hillary-clinton-campaign-pneumonia.html

Weird that the date on that link is tomorrow. It's not even 7pm in NYC on Sep 11th right now.

18   Patrick   2016 Sep 11, 3:58pm  

Ironman says

It's the NYT, couldn't you quote WaPo, Slate, Daily Koz or Huff Post instead?

The NY Times is unabashedly anti-Trump, so if they say Hillary has pneumonia, I'm pretty sure it's true.

19   RC2006   2016 Sep 11, 3:59pm  

When will Trump start calling her Croaking Hillary?

21   Patrick   2016 Sep 11, 4:26pm  

marcus says

And most would like to be believe that late 60s and early seventies is not too old for being President.

Though Trump is 70 and HIllary is 68.

22   indigenous   2016 Sep 11, 4:30pm  

She is dying slow, she needs to get on that Haulin' Hearse, preferably before Nov 8th

23   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Sep 11, 5:20pm  

When you have pneumonia, don't forget to put your hands all over children.

24   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Sep 11, 6:01pm  

BTW, if I was even a little bit superstitious, I'd believe that the Souls of the Dead were sending a message.

25   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Sep 11, 6:14pm  

Trump has a micro penis and a colostomy bag. Putin is blackmailing him, and there is nothing Trump won't do to prevent this embarrassing tid bit from getting out. Hillary is a 68 year old woman who has had a child. I'd be surprised if she hasn't leaked a little urine here and there. I'd also be surprised if trump isn't standing at the toilet for 5 minutes at 4am trying to get some pee past his prostate.

26   NDrLoR   2016 Sep 11, 6:59pm  

HydroCabron says

but it's indisputable that he was effective during WWII. Many of the elderly know this, but won't see the parallel because Roosevelt was a man.

FDR's health was undoubtedly bad in 1944, but considering the state of the world at the time, it would have been suicide to have changed course at such a critical juncture in the war--of course, we know in hindsight when it ended, but at the time such a disruption could have been catastrophic.

27   lostand confused   2016 Sep 11, 7:03pm  

In contrast look at the 70 yr old Trump's response when an attacker attempts to attack him personally

www.youtube.com/embed/06d4t1704N8

28   AllTruth   2016 Sep 11, 7:03pm  

Hillary Clinton allegedly has BACTERIAL PNEUMONIA which is communicable, which she has allegedly been prescribed antibiotics for, so she is intentionally infecting innocent children and Hollywood Celebrities (Barbara Streisand) with her mutant strain of muscle-paralysis, brain-bleed and seizure-inducing pneumonia.

29   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Sep 11, 7:09pm  

BREAKING: Unnamed high ranking sources within the Administration assert that Vladimir Putin was seen eating bananas and dropping the peels on the ground early Sunday Morning - on exactly the route Hillary would later amble back to her Black SUV.

30   HEY YOU   2016 Sep 11, 7:43pm  

Republican & Democratic voters have serious mental problems,this coming from the ultimate patnet source.

31   OneTwo   2016 Sep 11, 8:04pm  

lostand confused says

In contrast look at the 70 yr old Trump's response when an attacker attempts to attack him personally

He turned round and looked gormless?

What about the reaction of his supporters? I guess those were the types of dim-bulbs Hillary was referring to.

32   AllTruth   2016 Sep 11, 8:19pm  

The Dems need to hurry up and put either Biden or Bernie in - stat.

Hillary's health problems are waaaay more serious than what her campaign has stated, however incredibly reluctantly and belatedly, thus far.

I am sincere when I say that anyone with any real world experience dealing with older persons having serious neurological issues can recognize that Hillary has a serious, ongoing, neurological health condition that is rapidly getting worse, and that the Clinton's have obviously covered up thus far.

Come clean, Clintons.

For once in your wretched, corruption-plagued, miserable lives.

Do it for the good of your wife, Bill, and mother, Chelsea, if you have the remotest capacity to feel love and compassion and want to spare your mother/wife further trauma.

34   Shaman   2016 Sep 11, 8:36pm  

She faints at the site of the worst terrorist attack on American soil. Not very comforting to an edgy public in search of a protector. Hillary seeming to be the weakest link.

35   Shaman   2016 Sep 11, 8:47pm  

Ceffer says

Isn't there an antibiotic resistant gonorrhea strain named after Bill Clinton in fake latin?

No, but Obama did get a bloodsucking parasite named after him!

36   indigenous   2016 Sep 11, 8:49pm  

Quigley says

No, but Obama did get a bloodsucking parasite named after him!

I'm surprised bloodsucking parasites don't protest.

37   Y   2016 Sep 11, 9:15pm  

If they kiln-dried her they could reduce the SS count and save taxpayerBucks...

Ironman says

Yes, it's complete normal for a Presidential candidate to fall face first on the sidewalk, only to be caught by her Secret Service detail and thrown head first, like a piece of lumber, into a waiting van.

38   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Sep 11, 11:07pm  

Hillary's "seasonal allergy" cough has been with her since Frozen Iowa and Icy New Hampshire, even in NYC in February. Apparently ragweed pollen is around in the dead of winter, and a major problem around Frigid-ass, 5am to shovel your car out of the snow, Valentine's Day in rural, lushly planted Harlem to boot.

40   40c8   2016 Oct 29, 12:48pm  

well, she sure looked weak kicking donald's all all over all the debates!!!

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